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#1 Posted by AmericanPegasus (392 posts) -

I've read the zombie survival guide so I obviously know everything there is to know about zombies.. :P

#2 Edited by elbow (368 posts) -

Smoke a whole bunch of weed.

I'd be literally indistinguishable.

Plus I'd totally reak.

#3 Posted by TimeWaffle (946 posts) -

gather supplies head to a really tall building and then destroy the stairs

#4 Posted by Psynapse (1064 posts) -

Go to the international space station with my intergalactic space ship in my basement.

#5 Posted by Kilgore (29 posts) -

Buy/find a Mustang GT 500

Buy a surplus of Macintosh computers

Steal a bunch of mannequins and place them about town

#6 Posted by Steve_Ramirez (1257 posts) -

Present the holy J. Allard to the flesh eating zombies. Allard will win them over with an awesome lecture and soon all the zombies will be playing videogames and velocity girl's friend's list will go through the roof

#7 Posted by Pleasureizmine (2136 posts) -

I would make buddy buddy with Oriental_Jams them EAT HIS BRAINS to make me zombie proof.

#8 Posted by Colonel_Cool (808 posts) -

Step 1: Break into a museum, steal a suit of medieval plate-mail armor
Step 2: Break into a military warehouse, steal a minigun, flamethrower, combat shotgun, and lots of ammo
Step 3: Eat some delicious hotpockets
Step 4: Kick ass

#9 Posted by Canadian (384 posts) -

I'd kick ass and chew bubblegum.
And I'm all out of bubblegum.

#10 Posted by Dr_Feelgood38 (1550 posts) -

Hop onto an aircraft carrier and spend my time out at sea while I await the nuke that would wipe out America.

#11 Posted by MB (12396 posts) -

Ever see Red Dawn?  That, but with zombies instead of Russians.

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#12 Posted by Player1 (3867 posts) -

Well my moms friend promised that if she ever saw a zombie, then she would buy my friend (her son) a shotgun. So I figure with my friends new shotgun, I will be safe with him. 

#13 Posted by MOSES (217 posts) -

Let one bite my arm and hide until I became one.

Running and living in fear takes too much energy. Meh!

#14 Posted by SaintLReviews (118 posts) -

Gather my family and drive straight for my friends house, his family hunts and has a house filled with shotguns, rifles, bows and arrows...and gun powder. From there make my way to my local market/retail store, lock us in and wait for military assistance.

#15 Posted by Spencer (252 posts) -

1) Block off access to doors, windows, etc.
2) Take out emergency zombie attack weapons (shotguns, sniper rifle, pistol, axe) and move upstairs with survival gear and food
3) Block access to my location by finding a way to destroy/block the stairs
4) Prepare for hell.

#16 Posted by fuzzay (203 posts) -

Grab my pogo stick and bounce on them.

Bounce bounce.

#17 Posted by AmericanPegasus (392 posts) -
elbow said:
"Smoke a whole bunch of weed.

I'd be literally indistinguishable.

Plus I'd totally reak."
0/10...pretty funny though

DrDemon said:
"gather supplies head to a really tall building and then destroy the stairs
"
6/10 decent idea...but chances are you might have a lot of competition in the panic.

Psynapse said:
"Go to the international space station with my intergalactic space ship in my basement."
10/10..if you actually had an intergalactic ship in your basement

Kilgore said:
"Buy/find a Mustang GT 500

Buy a surplus of Macintosh computers

Steal a bunch of mannequins and place them about town
"
8/10 for I.Am.Legend reference

Lemon said:
"Present the holy J. Allard to the flesh eating zombies. Allard will win them over with an awesome lecture and soon all the zombies will be playing videogames and velocity girl's friend's list will go through the roof
"
9/10 only way it could fail is if Allard decides he wants to be a zombie
#18 Posted by Mrnitropb (2090 posts) -

Im not planing on waiting until the zombies crash through my door, that first blurb onthe news that mentions Zombies, and then its off to max the credit cards at walmart, home depot and sporting goods store, and off to the conveniently placed old british fort two miles from my house. Which is convieninantly located on a us military barracks.

#19 Posted by efrucht (639 posts) -

I take my RAID and toss it into a fire near the zombies. Instant frag/poison grenade!
K-POW!

#20 Posted by AmericanPegasus (392 posts) -
CaseyWegner said:
"I would make buddy buddy with Oriental_Jams them EAT HIS BRAINS to make me zombie proof.

"
0/10..what?

Colonel_Cool said:
"Step 1: Break into a museum, steal a suit of medieval plate-mail armor
Step 2: Break into a military warehouse, steal a minigun, flamethrower, combat shotgun, and lots of ammo
Step 3: Eat some delicious hotpockets
Step 4: Kick ass
"
5/10 your forgot the final step, take names

Mrnitropb said:
"Im not planing on waiting until the zombies crash through my door, that first blurb onthe news that mentions Zombies, and then its off to max the credit cards at walmart, home depot and sporting goods store, and off to the conveniently placed old british fort two miles from my house. Which is convieninantly located on a us military barracks.
"
10/10 but kinda dull at the same time

Canadian said:
"I'd kick ass and chew bubblegum.
And I'm all out of bubblegum.
"
Some zombies don't have asses 6/10

fuzzay said:
"Grab my pogo stick and bounce on them.

Bounce bounce.
"
0/10

Spencer said:
"1) Block off access to doors, windows, etc.
2) Take out emergency zombie attack weapons (shotguns, sniper rifle, pistol, axe) and move upstairs with survival gear and food
3) Block access to my location by finding a way to destroy/block the stairs
4) Prepare for hell.
"


9/10, but you'd run out of supplies if you had to last for long.

SaintLReviews said:
"Gather my family and drive straight for my friends house, his family hunts and has a house filled with shotguns, rifles, bows and arrows...and gun powder. From there make my way to my local market/retail store, lock us in and wait for military assistance.
"
7/10

Military might not come, run out of supplies, more people the bigger chance you'll get a moron.Dr_Feelgood38 said:
"Hop onto an aircraft carrier and spend my time out at sea while I await the nuke that would wipe out America.
"

10/10 Safe from zombies, plenty of weapons and supplies, now this is assuming you're in the military or something right?


#21 Posted by Arestice (468 posts) -
AmericanPegasus said:
"I've read the zombie survival guide so I obviously know everything there is to know about zombies.. :P
"
That just makes me go ">.>"

Anyways - whether we like it or not majority of us will die before we can do any plan we may have.
Judging from the area I live in, there's no way I'm making it out alive.

So my plan = do as many sexual activities as possible until I'm stormed by zeds.
#22 Posted by henjin (829 posts) -

Is it just me, or are there a tad too many of these topics?

#23 Posted by infect999 (355 posts) -

I'd grab my shotgun and rifle and plenty of ammo, some non-perishable food items and a can-opener, get my family, get in a big vehicle, and drive. I'd make a pitstop at a store to pickup a chainsaw, crowbar, and other items that are potential melee weapons, and some materials to create fire and fire-based weapons as well.

I'd probably make my way to Idaho or Montana or something. Low population means less potential infected people to deal with.

#24 Posted by AmericanPegasus (392 posts) -
Arestice said:
"AmericanPegasus said:
"I've read the zombie survival guide so I obviously know everything there is to know about zombies.. :P
"
That just makes me go ">.>"

Anyways - whether we like it or not majority of us will die before we can do any plan we may have.
Judging from the area I live in, there's no way I'm making it out alive.

So my plan = do as many sexual activities as possible until I'm stormed by zeds.
"
Sounds like a great plan..if most of us are going to die, we might as well have fun.

infect999 said:
"I'd grab my shotgun and rifle and plenty of ammo, some non-perishable food items and a can-opener, get my family, get in a big vehicle, and drive. I'd make a pitstop at a store to pickup a chainsaw, crowbar, and other items that are potential melee weapons, and some materials to create fire and fire-based weapons as well.

I'd probably make my way to Idaho or Montana or something. Low population means less potential infected people to deal with."

CHAINSAW?

#25 Posted by Psynapse (1064 posts) -
AmericanPegasus said:
Psynapse said:
"Go to the international space station with my intergalactic space ship in my basement."
10/10..if you actually had an intergalactic ship in your basement

Now how do you know that I don't have an intergalactic ship in my basement? (was it really that obvious?)
#26 Posted by Dr_Feelgood38 (1550 posts) -
AmericanPegasus said:

10/10 Safe from zombies, plenty of weapons and supplies, now this is assuming you're in the military or something right?

"
I'm actually planning on joining or maybe becoming a field surgeon.
#27 Posted by Mrnitropb (2090 posts) -

Chainsaws are fun to play with, but the potential for infecting yourself it is a indeed a transmittable diseas increas exponentialy when you start splattering zombie guts around everywhere.
On top of the fact that you can't exactly go to the ER to fix up your big gapin gchainsaw slash on your leg.
Added that that is one more mechanical item that can break, and someting that uses up you rlimited amount of gas, permenantly, as you have to specially mix it, and that will mess sup your car.

So no dice on the chainsaw, just get an axe, or better yet a set of battery operated tools and a couple of solar AC DC chargers.




#28 Posted by Aarny91 (3912 posts) -

Axe + Me = Zombie Death

#29 Posted by Bob_Toeback (308 posts) -

run into a shopping mall

cool idea for a thread btw.

#30 Posted by infect999 (355 posts) -
AmericanPegasus said:

infect999 said:
"I'd grab my shotgun and rifle and plenty of ammo, some non-perishable food items and a can-opener, get my family, get in a big vehicle, and drive. I'd make a pitstop at a store to pickup a chainsaw, crowbar, and other items that are potential melee weapons, and some materials to create fire and fire-based weapons as well.

I'd probably make my way to Idaho or Montana or something. Low population means less potential infected people to deal with."

CHAINSAW?

"

it's not a zombie apocalypse without a few chainsaws involved, right?
#31 Posted by Mrnitropb (2090 posts) -

Heh, the big mall by me has a big damned BASS Pro outfitter/camping supply/gun store inside it, with its own entrances, and a fish pond. With all the survival gear and food in that place, you could survive for a good long while. Its also multiple stories, with the guns and survival being on the top most, so you could even set p emergency fall back positions, and barricades. Shit theres even a rock climbing wall so you could just block off the stairs.

#32 Edited by DoctorTran (1562 posts) -

Become zombie. Feed on brains. I'm not unreasonable..  I mean I'm not gonna eat your eyes.

#33 Edited by DARKIDO07 (876 posts) -

Items:

Crowbar

Chainsaw

Knives

Food and Water

Portal Gun

Can of whoop ass

Chuck Norris.

Plan: Chuck Fucking Norris.



#34 Posted by Zombie (201 posts) -

-Eat brains

-Sleep

-Repeat steps 1 and 2

#35 Posted by Mrnitropb (2090 posts) -
Zombie said:
"-Eat brains

-Sleep

-Repeat steps 1 and 2
"
Well thats just lazy now.
#36 Posted by Clean (2356 posts) -

Okay Step 1: Get some hookers to keep me busy

Step 2: Get some chainsaws, guns, and some more guns.

Step 3: Get a Hella lot of food like Grape Soda, Fried Chicken, and some more chicken.

Step 4: Get a Car like a SUV

Step 5: Go to Mexico and have a fiesta then some Taco Bell

Step 6: Live in the mountains of Idaho and survive like a real survivor would.

#37 Posted by OGCartman (4354 posts) -

Get a couple of my buddies, an ounce of weed, 8 shotguns, 6 chainsaws, a bong, ammo, a michael jackson record and some twinkies

#38 Posted by calf_exercises (858 posts) -

get 10 years worth of suplies, hawl them up to the top of a 20+ story building and then baracade the 10 floors below me. I doubt zombies can survive of 10 years.
And then using good ol' video on demand catch up on all the movies I have never seen. oww and play video games of course.

#39 Posted by Tanuki (275 posts) -

1)  Totally moan and act all zombified.

2)  Try to pretend limp my way out of the city while tricking zombies with my fake zombie moan.
3)  Point and moan at other survivors one the way.
4)  Scream in agony while I'm eaten alive if steps 1-3 fail.
5)  Re-evaluate steps 1-3.
#40 Posted by Mrnitropb (2090 posts) -

Interesting, i don't think ive seen a zombie apocalypse story take place in a skyscraper. Migh steal that idea for NaNoWriMo

#41 Posted by filiwian (249 posts) -

1. Be like Alice from Resident Evil: Extinction and slaughter them all or
2. Be like Snake and put on my stealth camo or
3. Simply turn into Spawn and create mass havoc feeding off the souls of the zombies.

#42 Posted by Mourne (789 posts) -

Step 1: Recruit Frank West.
Step 2: Survive, so long as he holds my hand the entire way.

#43 Posted by Mushir (2389 posts) -

Ill make a cloning machine and start cloning myself until Im more than the zombies. Then Ill clone a bunch of shotguns. 

#44 Posted by yorro (558 posts) -

Short Term:

  • 1. Barricade my house
  • 2. Load Shotgun
  • 3. Watch TV
*Once panic settles down*
  • 4. Find an armored vehicle, preferably the ones used in banks.
  • 5. Find other people.
  • 6. Find a gun shop.
  • 7. Find a mall and barricade.

Long Term:

  • 1. Build a base.
  • 2. Have an army of veteran survivors.
  • 3. Have a fleet of vehicles with welded upgrades fit to survive a wave of zombies.
  • 4. Have a helicopter.
  • 5. Play a recording tape on radio and TV.
  • 6. Go out of base to restock on supplies
  • 7. Save people to increase population.
*Once resources exhausted and survivors found*
  • 8. Go to other cities and countries.
  • 9. Redo steps from 1 - 8.


I pretty much thought on everything.
#45 Posted by mojovonious (40 posts) -

The best thing you can possibly do is stay away from cities, and start building a city up in the California Redwoods.

Send a hit squad out every week to clean up stragglers within a 100 mile radius.

Equip them with a pistol, a long range rifle and a knife or trench spike.

Send a team out every month for supplies.

After a while, start to fortify a new area out of the trees and on the ground where you can farm.

What most people need to remember is that Zombies are the biggest threat, other humans who want to destroy the society you're trying to start up, are.

#46 Posted by Giantkitty (808 posts) -

Become a lich and have them as my servants




#47 Posted by WhySoSerious (646 posts) -

1. Find a gun shop
2. Get a ton of ammo.
3.  Lock myself in a room.
4. ??????
5. Profit!

#48 Posted by chazer127 (213 posts) -

Get a load of guns and melle weapons, Go the a Pub, Lock doors, wait for survivors.

#49 Posted by toast_burner (453 posts) -

i will find a safe place and see what the zombies do then when i find out what time they sleep eat or where they go
then  i would get in my car and drive down the empty roads and get out of town helping survivors on the way
once out of town we will build a small town and kill the weak for food build wepons and keep making the walls and doors stronger untill it impossible for zombies to get in
we would catch some animals and breed them for food build wepons to defend if the zombies find us and grow crops inside our vault untill the zombies our gone

#50 Edited by R3Vo (26 posts) -
Psynapse said:
"Go to the international space station with my intergalactic space ship in my basement."
10/10 imo.
I would get my zoo keeper net that I used to catch apes in Ape Escape 1 & 2, and just catch the zombies and get like yo-yo's for collecting 100.