Present the holy J. Allard to the flesh eating zombies. Allard will win them over with an awesome lecture and soon all the zombies will be playing videogames and velocity girl's friend's list will go through the roof
Step 1: Break into a museum, steal a suit of medieval plate-mail armor Step 2: Break into a military warehouse, steal a minigun, flamethrower, combat shotgun, and lots of ammo Step 3: Eat some delicious hotpockets Step 4: Kick ass
Well my moms friend promised that if she ever saw a zombie, then she would buy my friend (her son) a shotgun. So I figure with my friends new shotgun, I will be safe with him.
Gather my family and drive straight for my friends house, his family hunts and has a house filled with shotguns, rifles, bows and arrows...and gun powder. From there make my way to my local market/retail store, lock us in and wait for military assistance.
1) Block off access to doors, windows, etc. 2) Take out emergency zombie attack weapons (shotguns, sniper rifle, pistol, axe) and move upstairs with survival gear and food 3) Block access to my location by finding a way to destroy/block the stairs 4) Prepare for hell.
"gather supplies head to a really tall building and then destroy the stairs "
6/10 decent idea...but chances are you might have a lot of competition in the panic.
Psynapse said:
"Go to the international space station with my intergalactic space ship in my basement."
10/10..if you actually had an intergalactic ship in your basement
Kilgore said:
"Buy/find a Mustang GT 500
Buy a surplus of Macintosh computers
Steal a bunch of mannequins and place them about town "
8/10 for I.Am.Legend reference
Lemon said:
"Present the holy J. Allard to the flesh eating zombies. Allard will win them over with an awesome lecture and soon all the zombies will be playing videogames and velocity girl's friend's list will go through the roof "
9/10 only way it could fail is if Allard decides he wants to be a zombie
Im not planing on waiting until the zombies crash through my door, that first blurb onthe news that mentions Zombies, and then its off to max the credit cards at walmart, home depot and sporting goods store, and off to the conveniently placed old british fort two miles from my house. Which is convieninantly located on a us military barracks.
"I would make buddy buddy with Oriental_Jams them EAT HIS BRAINS to make me zombie proof.
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0/10..what?
Colonel_Cool said:
"Step 1: Break into a museum, steal a suit of medieval plate-mail armor Step 2: Break into a military warehouse, steal a minigun, flamethrower, combat shotgun, and lots of ammo Step 3: Eat some delicious hotpockets Step 4: Kick ass "
5/10 your forgot the final step, take names
Mrnitropb said:
"Im not planing on waiting until the zombies crash through my door, that first blurb onthe news that mentions Zombies, and then its off to max the credit cards at walmart, home depot and sporting goods store, and off to the conveniently placed old british fort two miles from my house. Which is convieninantly located on a us military barracks. "
10/10 but kinda dull at the same time
Canadian said:
"I'd kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum. "
Some zombies don't have asses 6/10
fuzzay said:
"Grab my pogo stick and bounce on them.
Bounce bounce. "
0/10
Spencer said:
"1) Block off access to doors, windows, etc. 2) Take out emergency zombie attack weapons (shotguns, sniper rifle, pistol, axe) and move upstairs with survival gear and food 3) Block access to my location by finding a way to destroy/block the stairs 4) Prepare for hell. "
9/10, but you'd run out of supplies if you had to last for long.
SaintLReviews said:
"Gather my family and drive straight for my friends house, his family hunts and has a house filled with shotguns, rifles, bows and arrows...and gun powder. From there make my way to my local market/retail store, lock us in and wait for military assistance. "
7/10
Military might not come, run out of supplies, more people the bigger chance you'll get a moron.Dr_Feelgood38 said:
"Hop onto an aircraft carrier and spend my time out at sea while I await the nuke that would wipe out America. "
10/10 Safe from zombies, plenty of weapons and supplies, now this is assuming you're in the military or something right?
"I've read the zombie survival guide so I obviously know everything there is to know about zombies.. :P "
That just makes me go ">.>"
Anyways - whether we like it or not majority of us will die before we can do any plan we may have. Judging from the area I live in, there's no way I'm making it out alive.
So my plan = do as many sexual activities as possible until I'm stormed by zeds.
I'd grab my shotgun and rifle and plenty of ammo, some non-perishable food items and a can-opener, get my family, get in a big vehicle, and drive. I'd make a pitstop at a store to pickup a chainsaw, crowbar, and other items that are potential melee weapons, and some materials to create fire and fire-based weapons as well.
I'd probably make my way to Idaho or Montana or something. Low population means less potential infected people to deal with.
"I've read the zombie survival guide so I obviously know everything there is to know about zombies.. :P "
That just makes me go ">.>"
Anyways - whether we like it or not majority of us will die before we can do any plan we may have. Judging from the area I live in, there's no way I'm making it out alive.
So my plan = do as many sexual activities as possible until I'm stormed by zeds. "
Sounds like a great plan..if most of us are going to die, we might as well have fun.
infect999 said:
"I'd grab my shotgun and rifle and plenty of ammo, some non-perishable food items and a can-opener, get my family, get in a big vehicle, and drive. I'd make a pitstop at a store to pickup a chainsaw, crowbar, and other items that are potential melee weapons, and some materials to create fire and fire-based weapons as well.
I'd probably make my way to Idaho or Montana or something. Low population means less potential infected people to deal with."
Chainsaws are fun to play with, but the potential for infecting yourself it is a indeed a transmittable diseas increas exponentialy when you start splattering zombie guts around everywhere. On top of the fact that you can't exactly go to the ER to fix up your big gapin gchainsaw slash on your leg. Added that that is one more mechanical item that can break, and someting that uses up you rlimited amount of gas, permenantly, as you have to specially mix it, and that will mess sup your car.
So no dice on the chainsaw, just get an axe, or better yet a set of battery operated tools and a couple of solar AC DC chargers.
"I'd grab my shotgun and rifle and plenty of ammo, some non-perishable food items and a can-opener, get my family, get in a big vehicle, and drive. I'd make a pitstop at a store to pickup a chainsaw, crowbar, and other items that are potential melee weapons, and some materials to create fire and fire-based weapons as well.
I'd probably make my way to Idaho or Montana or something. Low population means less potential infected people to deal with."
CHAINSAW?
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it's not a zombie apocalypse without a few chainsaws involved, right?
Heh, the big mall by me has a big damned BASS Pro outfitter/camping supply/gun store inside it, with its own entrances, and a fish pond. With all the survival gear and food in that place, you could survive for a good long while. Its also multiple stories, with the guns and survival being on the top most, so you could even set p emergency fall back positions, and barricades. Shit theres even a rock climbing wall so you could just block off the stairs.
get 10 years worth of suplies, hawl them up to the top of a 20+ story building and then baracade the 10 floors below me. I doubt zombies can survive of 10 years. And then using good ol' video on demand catch up on all the movies I have never seen. oww and play video games of course.
1. Be like Alice from Resident Evil: Extinction and slaughter them all or 2. Be like Snake and put on my stealth camo or 3. Simply turn into Spawn and create mass havoc feeding off the souls of the zombies.
i will find a safe place and see what the zombies do then when i find out what time they sleep eat or where they go then i would get in my car and drive down the empty roads and get out of town helping survivors on the way once out of town we will build a small town and kill the weak for food build wepons and keep making the walls and doors stronger untill it impossible for zombies to get in we would catch some animals and breed them for food build wepons to defend if the zombies find us and grow crops inside our vault untill the zombies our gone
"Go to the international space station with my intergalactic space ship in my basement."
10/10 imo. I would get my zoo keeper net that I used to catch apes in Ape Escape 1 & 2, and just catch the zombies and get like yo-yo's for collecting 100.
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