PRESIDENT BUSH ATTACKED!!!

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#1  Edited By thebobster10
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#3  Edited By Karmum

Yeah, I found this hilarious when it was on the news.

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#4  Edited By natetodamax

Older than crap, but funny nonetheless

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#5  Edited By jakob187

BWAHAHAHA!!!  See?  No one could assassinate him if they even tried.  He's like Boris the Bullet Dodger.

And that's what we need in a President:  the ability to dodge things...like shoes...and bullets...and truth...
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#6  Edited By BiggerBomb
natetodamax said:
"Older than crap, but funny nonetheless"

Didn't this happen yesterday?
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#7  Edited By thebobster10
BiggerBomb said:
"natetodamax said:
"Older than crap, but funny nonetheless"

Didn't this happen yesterday?"
Haha if t did then I didn't see it.
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#8  Edited By LiquidPrince

I'm surprised there weren't more body guards, and that no one tackled the guy.

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#9  Edited By BiggerBomb
robbob88 said:
"BiggerBomb said:
"natetodamax said:
"Older than crap, but funny nonetheless"

Didn't this happen yesterday?"
Haha if t did then I didn't see it."

No, I'm saying that if it just happened yesterday it isn't "older than crap." I didn't find out about this until a couple of hours ago. Great stuff!
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#10  Edited By BiggerBomb
LiquidPrince said:
"I'm surprised there weren't more body guards, and that no one tackled the guy."

Not with a 23% approval rating! :)
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#11  Edited By fr0br0
LiquidPrince said:
"I'm surprised there weren't more body guards, and that no one tackled the guy."
Well nobody really cares what happens to Bush now...

And besides, I'm sure Obama has about 85% of the people in the bodyguard business occupied.
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#12  Edited By Mistyshadow

Who throws a shoe? I mean honestly!

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#13  Edited By whackmypinata

Hey Bush, give me my shoe back!

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#14  Edited By jakob187
Mistyshadow said:
"Who throws a shoe? I mean honestly!"
I would...just because it would make for an entertaining video on the interwebz.
I mean, honestly...who would assassinate someone in this day and age when you could become an internet meme?!
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#15  Edited By BiggerBomb
Fr0Br0 said:
"LiquidPrince said:
"I'm surprised there weren't more body guards, and that no one tackled the guy."
Well nobody really cares what happens to Bush now...

And besides, I'm sure Obama has about 85% of the people in the bodyguard business occupied."

I care about Bush's safety! Dick Cheney as President? FUCK NO! I'd give Bush CPR, myself!
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#16  Edited By RHCPfan24
Fr0Br0 said:
"LiquidPrince said:
"I'm surprised there weren't more body guards, and that no one tackled the guy."
Well nobody really cares what happens to Bush now...

And besides, I'm sure Obama has about 85% of the people in the bodyguard business occupied."
LOL! 
BiggerBomb said:
"natetodamax said:
"Older than crap, but funny nonetheless"

Didn't this happen yesterday?"
Yeah, this happened I think late yesterday or early today, though I did see it this morning and laughed a bit. I can't wait to see what Jon Stewart makes of this :)
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#17  Edited By lazyturtle

Bush gets the respect he deserves...

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#18  Edited By Tomzombie

its a supreme insult in the middle east to get a shoe thrown at you

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#19  Edited By trulyalive

Credit to the President...he has some wicked awesome reflexes. If that were me, I'd just be chewing leather.
Also, and I'd like to make it clear my discontent with the Bush government, he did respond to the assault quite rationally and exactly as one would hope a president would. It's a shame he's only getting into his flow now...

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#20  Edited By Zebadee

I find the one when he has a go at the blind reporter the most hilarious.

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#21  Edited By Karmum
Zebadee said:
"I find the one when he has a go at the blind reporter the most hilarious."
Would it be this?

  
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#22  Edited By dsplayer1010

I thought it was pretty funny.

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#24  Edited By Zinc

Bush, is, Neo.

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#25  Edited By mikevanpwn

That guy has some good accuracy, both would have been direct hits in the forehead if bush didn't duck.

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#26  Edited By Arkthemaniac

. . . . . . . . really? A shoe?

What, they don't have tomatoes in Iraq?
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#27  Edited By drakesfortune

I see the election of Obama has brought back that spirit of unity he promised.  What will all of you do without Bush to kick around?  You've developed such warm and fuzzy personalities during the current Bush Derangement Syndrome years that I don't know how you'll cope with the unity that Obama has promised.  It must really get under your skin that he kept Bush's defense secretary around.  What  a SLAP in the face!

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#28  Edited By BlackWaterCO

AWESOME'

Fuck why is Bush just now getting cool?

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#29  Edited By BlackWaterCO

Bush was never THAT bad

People just hated the war side of things

Liberals then blew everything out of porportion and said he plotted 9/11 and blew up the leve's in New Orlanes

Oh well...Dudes a shitty pres, but awesome personality

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#30  Edited By Coltonio7
yorro said:
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That's a pretty good dodge.

A peanut couldn't kill the man, shoes have NO chance.
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#31  Edited By pweidman

The well-timed ducking, and the smirking smile AS he's getting shoes thrown at him is absolutely priceless.  His reaction later is almost as classic...what a piece of work he is.....thank god he's on his way out but I, for one, will miss the funny shite he does on a daily basis.

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#32  Edited By Manks

I lol'd.  Great dodge. 

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#33  Edited By kmdrkul
mikevanpwn said:
"That guy has some good accuracy, both would have been direct hits in the forehead if bush didn't duck."
That was rather ninjalike on Bush's part.
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Holy shit, if that was a gun Bush would be a goner and I`m not saying this just because but because his guards fucking suck, they reacted after the second shoe was thrown, so he had to rely on his super ninja pirate relfex's to dodge it, I would higher some quicker thinkers for guards if I were Bush.

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#35  Edited By serbsta

Hahahahahahaahahahah, saw this this morning, still makes me laugh.

Images have just been posted of the shoes that were used...


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#36  Edited By lamegame621
jakob187 said:
"BWAHAHAHA!!!  See?  No one could assassinate him if they even tried.  He's like Boris the Bullet Dodger.
And that's what we need in a President:  the ability to dodge things...like shoes...and bullets...and truth...
"
haha...well there's no point in me posting now. lol
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#37  Edited By Gunner

Im actually surprised at his reaction after the whole ordeal. Love how the other guy tries to catch the second shoe.

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#38  Edited By EvilTwin
Bucketdeth said:
"Holy shit, if that was a gun Bush would be a goner and I`m not saying this just because but because his guards fucking suck, they reacted after the second shoe was thrown, so he had to rely on his super ninja pirate relfex's to dodge it, I would higher some quicker thinkers for guards if I were Bush."
I'd say they're doing a pretty good job if the most dangerous thing the guy got inside the building was a shoe.  Then again, he probably wasn't trying to assassinate him anyways. 
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#39  Edited By Arkthemaniac
EvilTwin said:
"Bucketdeth said:
"Holy shit, if that was a gun Bush would be a goner and I`m not saying this just because but because his guards fucking suck, they reacted after the second shoe was thrown, so he had to rely on his super ninja pirate relfex's to dodge it, I would higher some quicker thinkers for guards if I were Bush."
I'd say they're doing a pretty good job if the most dangerous thing the guy got inside the building was a shoe.  Then again, he probably wasn't trying to assassinate him anyways. "
How could he not be trying to assassinate him? It was a SHOE!
I've seen children killed with less!
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#40  Edited By EvilTwin
Arkthemaniac said:
"EvilTwin said:
"Bucketdeth said:
"Holy shit, if that was a gun Bush would be a goner and I`m not saying this just because but because his guards fucking suck, they reacted after the second shoe was thrown, so he had to rely on his super ninja pirate relfex's to dodge it, I would higher some quicker thinkers for guards if I were Bush."
I'd say they're doing a pretty good job if the most dangerous thing the guy got inside the building was a shoe.  Then again, he probably wasn't trying to assassinate him anyways. "
How could he not be trying to assassinate him? It was a SHOE!
I've seen children killed with less!
"
He was probably just going for internet glory.  I mean, either way this has great meme potential.  Slow-mo gif of Bush getting smacked in the face by a shoe, or the epic dodge. 
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#41  Edited By Arkthemaniac

I wonder what his punishment will be.

It was technically assault. They could even swing it to being assault with a deadly weapon, knowing the government.
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#42  Edited By Kazona

Neo ain't got nothing on Bush

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#43  Edited By Mistyshadow

If they were steel toed shoes would that be considered attempted murder?

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#44  Edited By TomA

I don't care if he is an idiot(which he is) but he is still the president and people as important as that should have other people's respect.And I say that as a Canadian, jee wiz.

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#45  Edited By brydello

I lol'd when I saw this on the news.

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#46  Edited By TheGreatGuero

Hahaha. He dodges both shoes? That is too funny. I'm impressed. Also, I'm glad the journalist missed. I wonder what has since happened to that guy.

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#47  Edited By OGCartman
I fucking ROFL'd xP
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#48  Edited By windofsorrow

Why a shoe? I mean really. If your going to toss something at bush make it a explosive or else you'll just be arrested.

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#49  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator
windofsorrow said:
"Why a shoe? I mean really."
A shoe is symbolic in iraq. Throwing your shoe at someone is one of the biggest insults you can give. If you remember when the Saddam statue was pulled down everyone was hitting it with their shoes.
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#50  Edited By Red

Not surprised. All Presidents are actually manipulated by Ninjas: their technique must've rubbed off on him.

Anyways, got to keep that in mind:

Things that CAN'T kill the president: 

  • Shoes
  • Peanuts
  • Ninjas
  • Criticism
  • Idiocy
  • The Media
  • Obama