"I'm a religious drunk and this is where I pray The church of alcoholics can't break up the congregation Give us air to breathe, through carbonation We are at liquor church, genuflecting on barstools We're praying that the taps will keep the holy water flowing Key kicks of communion, then a long night of confessions Coming home after noon seems to raise a lot of questions" - NOFX
"Those who speak, do not know. Those who know, do not speak." -Jackie Chan
"Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies. " - Thomas Jefferson
"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism." -George Washington
"First of all, I don't see America having problems." - George W. Bush
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