Rambo V Announced - Will Feature Half-Human Beast

Alright, I love me some Rambo, folks.  There's nothing like the pure fucking testerone awesomeness that Rambo sweats from every pore and bleeds from every artery. 
 
Now, Stallone has announced Rambo V: The Savage Hunt...and I'm pretty sure I don't want to see this stupid shit.  The story revolves around the kidnapping of a girl around the U.S.-Mexico border...but then Rambo and his kill team will eventually meet up with a "half-human abomination created by a renegade agency through a series of outlawed genetic experiments". 
 
Fucking really?  REALLY?  The Burma thing in Rambo IV was alright, but bringing in some dumb shit about genetic experiements TO THE RAMBO FRANCHISE?!  Stallone...STALLONE... 
 

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?

I read about this like a week or so ago.  Sounds interesting I guess.

That concept seems really, like really bad, It sounds like Predator in Mexico...kinda.  Well not really.

I don't think that many people are going to care so long as Rambo continues slaughtering people by the hundreds in an incredibly bloody manner.

Why can't Stallone just let his movie franchises die?

whats wrong with this. i cant wait for this movie 

Just when I thought Stallone couldn't make something shittier...he continues to amaze me.

Fuck yeah.

" Just when I thought Stallone couldn't make something shittier...he continues to amaze me. "

What's funny is that I actually cracked a joke to a friend about another Rambo film earlier this week. Cracked that joke, mind you, with no inkling about this film.

This is pathetic. As mentioned above, I think Stallone could probably stop it with these sequels to his mainstay franchises. Rocky worked because Rocky is an American icon, and deserves a high note to end on. Rambo worked because . . . well, it's Rambo. And Rambo killing dudes is usually enjoyable.  
  
But Rambo vs Swamp Thing or some shit? I don't know how that could ever sound like a good idea.

Hey, that's not the Onion. I'll be darned.

Stallone makes shitty movies?  The only ones that I can think of are Get Carter, his appearances in Spy Kids 3D, Stayin' Alive, and Rocky III that are definitive shit.  

Sounds like Predator.

" @Black_Rose said:

" Just when I thought Stallone couldn't make something shittier...he continues to amaze me. "

Stallone makes shitty movies?  The only ones that I can think of are Get Carter, his appearances in Spy Kids 3D, Stayin' Alive, and Rocky III that are definitive shit.  
........
I've gone on long enough, but I hate it...HATE IT...when people just look at something at face value, especially when it's Stallone. "

All those roids and HgH have finally eaten his last brain cell.  This movie is gonna suck.

As long as there is a heavy machine gun and lots of blood, I could care less what the story is about. 
Also they need to bring back the Rambo Knife and not some shitty machete.

Looks kinda fake to me, i mean i think Stallone is smart enough that he wouldnt commit a franchise suicide like this, would he?

can't wait for rambo vi: rambo in space. or rambo vii: rambo vs. rocky. 

"Alright, I love me some Rambo, folks.  There's nothing like the pure fucking testerone awesomeness that Rambo sweats from every pore and bleeds from every artery. 
 
Now, Stallone has announced Rambo V: The Savage Hunt...and I'm pretty sure I don't want to see this stupid shit.  The story revolves around the kidnapping of a girl around the U.S.-Mexico border...but then Rambo and his kill team will eventually meet up with a "half-human abomination created by a renegade agency through a series of outlawed genetic experiments". 
 
Fucking really?  REALLY?  The Burma thing in Rambo IV was alright, but bringing in some dumb shit about genetic experiements TO THE RAMBO FRANCHISE?!  Stallone...STALLONE... 
 

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?

"

I love me some Rambo, but this is a terrible idea.

"can't wait for rambo vi: rambo in space. or rambo vii: rambo vs. rocky.  "

I never got around to seeing the last Rambo. Was it any good?
 
I don't know, realism isn't exactly Rambo's strong suit. While genetic monsters don't thematically gel with the tone of the series, we are talking about the same franchise that according to wikipedia: 

The 1990 Guinness World Records deemed Rambo III the most violent film ever made, with 221 acts of violence, at least 70 explosions, and over 108 characters killed on-screen. However, the body count of the fourth film in the series, Rambo, surpassed that record, with 261 kills.
 

Why does this need to be a Rambo movie? Why can't Stallone just adapt that "Hunter" novel on its own without dragging one of his franchises down with it.

yeah i've read about this earlier in the week.  
 
i am not really sure where they are going with this.  
 
Stallone can't be so crazy to not notice how extremely well-recieved his last movie was. Seriously, every male over 13 saw RAMBO and thought HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS AWESOME!! 
 
I highly doubted he would make the inevitable sequel (which was announced a while ago actually) totally different from Rambo.  
That movie had a very serious tone, with a realistic setting and plot. That shit is really happening right now in Burma, and thats really how it looks.  
 
Now who knows, if this film is done in a very serious and realistic way, there is a chance it could be absolutely terrifying seeing some government secret project gone wrong running around slaughtering people. who knows though. i doubt its as insane as they are making it out to be. they wouldn't have green lit it was going to totally go against everything in the entire Rambo series.  
 
 
But whatever guys, i can't believe he even anounced all that info so soon though. He is supposed to be promoting the shit out what looks to be one hell of a kick-ass action movie: THE EXPENDABLES. 

This just in...Uwe Boll is directing the new Rambo movie.
 
Just kidding.

I actually enjoyed the last Rambo movie, this sounds rather silly but I'll wait until we know more about this beast before I make a call on it.

" There was a voice mail he posted on AICN where he revised the half-man half-beast statement saying it was more like the savage beast inside all of us, and that only someone like Rambo could stop them   he went on to confirm it would be nothing like Universal soldier and definately not Sci-Fi.  What pisses me off more is the whole "a mercenary team....and rambo" thing, That was one of my biggest complaints with the last film. "

Stallone makes some amazing movies then milks them. The arse.

Ehhh.
I'll rent it.

This sounds like a dumb idea.

oh boy!

" There was a voice mail he posted on AICN where he revised the half-man half-beast statement saying it was more like the savage beast inside all of us, and that only someone like Rambo could stop them   he went on to confirm it would be nothing like Universal soldier and definately not Sci-Fi.  What pisses me off more is the whole "a mercenary team....and rambo" thing, That was one of my biggest complaints with the last film. "

EXPENDABLES, FUCK YEAH!!!

Okay, directly from Fearnet: 
 
http://www.fearnet.com/news/b16573_bits_pieces_suspiria_remake_rambo.html  
 
They say that Sly specifically said it is a creature that they are fighting. 
 
FUCKING FAIL! 

Wow, the people who discount Rambo (The original) must've never really seen it and have just been fed the Rambo stereotypes.
 The ending of the first Rambo is incredibly powerful and has some absolutely beyond Oscar level acting from Stallone.
You're doing yourself a great disservice not seeing it.
 
As for the next Rambo having some kind of genetic beast in it, it seems kinda implausible.
For as much gory ultraviolence that the Rambo flick was, it had a kind gritty realism to it as far as the filming and just how filthy, graphic and depraved alotta the shit that happened in it was.
And the backdrop was set to the very horrific reality in Burma today.
 
I can't see them going from that to having the Abomination in the latest Hulk movie in it.

The last one was bad, like even as a mindless killing movie it was still unsatisfying.  This next movie sounds like total crap... like come on, Rambo and his buds are all going out to stop some dudes with some genetically altered beast man, yeah that sounds real deep and nothing like that has ever been done before.

AWESOME

Hey, jakob, look at it this way. A genetic experiment monster equals something going terribly wrong. Something going wrong in the Rambo, 21st century universe involves buckets and trays of blood and gore. So, by the transitive property, a genetically experimented monster = more over the top violence!!! We all win!!!

Sounds fucking RADICAL!

Finally a formidable foe for Rambo?

Yea I heard this about a week ago and I really think Stallone is just pulling story plots outta his ass.  I can't believe that he is using somthing that he didn't even write.  A story outta a book that don't really have no foresight of rambo mythos.  I mean I seen he just replaced himself with the many character of the real story and calls it rambo 5.
 
WOOHOO!!!  YAY for stallone and his ideas of a good rambo movie.  Stop pushing these movies and make somthing original.

And just to remind you guys, the Rambo franchise started as an awesome movie with actual subject matter and social commentary called First Blood.   

   
Dude, someone should put Stallone down. He is ruining any good nostalgic memory anyone has of any of his movies...

" Stop pushing these movies and make somthing original. "