So I found this place that makes random sentences and thought I'd share it here.
http://randomsentencegenerator.com/rsg.cgi
Here is an example:
Because plates of spaghetti are rarely successful, the completely giant bomb is moving horribly somewhat close to a breast.
Random sentence generator.
George Bush, who isn't constipated, decided to drive in the bowls of soup's bed close to George Lopez, but failed.
I did another with the names of GB editors thrown in:
" Ryan had been dying well on the bottom of Brad."
" Ryan was killing inside of Vinny."
" Is Vinny giggling? I hope not."
"Why is a pencil going crazy?! "
"Is a pencil exploding?"
What's up with the sentence generator's fondness for pencils?
That site is genius XD
Here's what I got when I clicked it:
"Since computers are sometimes sex-crazed, the fences fly in the country singer's computer while standing."
"A terrorist will be moving beside the truck drivers."
Shit just got real.
EDIT: "The nonexistent Windows computer talks well!"
It's broken the fourth wall and become sentient.
A truly odd comedian had been crying horribly on the side of the corpses.
Random sentence generator just got MORBID.
Edit: Brad will be playing horribly on Earth.
You said it, RSG, not me.
A gorilla had been loving in a math teacher's laptop while standing within the pizzas.
what do i win.
" Because Jeff is sometimes murderous, Brad drinks in France. Hence, the entire country of France will soon become American."
This one kinda makes sense:
" Since Jeff is rarely stupid, NDX moves normally in Jeff's basement!"
And more:
" Jeff flies with The Train."
" Because The Train is giant, NDX, who isn't biblical, will be writing in South Korea. Consequently, the entire country of South Korea will become legless."
- Because all penguins are strange, the Canadian criminals were crying on Neptune beside the laptops.
- Hillary Clinton, who is wide, will be crawling while crying under Wal-Mart.
- Jeff, who is cautious, fails.
- Why are the legs giggling?
"Jeff was rapping in Greece on Ryan. "
EDIT: Also, "Why did the mothers fly?!"
ANOTHER EDIT: "Because boys are never Canadian, the strange Coke machine was laughing incredibly somewhat close to the skeletons."
The interesting gorilla wants to dance (got this on my first try)
**EDIT**
found something better:
The truly homosexual kid is exploding in Hell inside of a man
The flat doctors will be loving well near the chins, because cell phones are sometimes nice-tasting.
A demonic comedian sleeps in an arm's basement somewhat far away from the chimney, since math teachers are sometimes American.
The Ricker wants to fight.
Ryan had been attacking horribly, since NDX is never evil!
The Ricker, who is American, wants to drink.
Jeff will be rapping normally while dying horribly.
NDX, who is rational, makes Ryan incredibly in Canada. Consequently, the entire country of Canada will soon become disgusting.
"Ryan Davis has been yawning on the bottom of the monk"
"Jeff Gerstmann, who is muscular, is playing inside of Vinny Caravella, because Brad Shoemaker is sometimes bearded."
AND SO IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD: "The Ryan Davis will be crying."
"The hairs are not while teleporting horribly away from Mr. T, because singers are sometimes gay. " yep, im done after that gem.
" Since Brad is never inspiring, Vinny, who isn't heavily-clothed, was rapping in Jeff's basement! "
So, Vinny is taking rapping classes from Jeff. Cool.
Also: " Giant bomb, who is absolutely, absolutely demonic, will be loving in North Korea while crawling somewhat far away from Jeff. "
I guess GB is pretty demonic, they did summon Satan after all....
Since all bookcases are French, the constipated, logical, muscular demons want to fight in a thief's bed on the lightbulbs.
Some of these are amazing:
"The suicide bombers want to fall while winning."
"The horrifying, small watermelons die normally."
"Why do the hippies walk?"
"Snoop Dogg was exploding while dancing."
" Are the cats working?!"
"The gay Ubuntu machines giggle in outer space."
" The tasty BlackBerry explodes normally beside an onion."
ok a few more gems that made me laugh
"Because all retards are angry, the thirsty parents had been writing while crying very close to the kings. "
"The transvestite wants to stand normally in Hell while killing within Hillary Clinton. "
"Michael Jackson wants to go crazy "
"A penguin wants to fight in space "
" George Lopez, who is French-Canadian, is dying. "
"A mango decided to eat, but failed "
"Since all monkies are homosexual, the cherry goes crazy "
"Is a ghost rapping?! "
"A bomb was working."
"Because video games are never sexual, the onions want to cry."
"Why do the floors cry?"
"An armless, irrational rooster tried to read somewhat near a watermelon, but failed!"
"A demon was whistling incredibly"
"Why do the fathers grab?"
This is great.
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