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#51  Edited By chstupid

There's only 3 Star Wars movies. I consider the prequls fan fiction
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#52  Edited By iam3green

return of the jedi, Empire strikes back, a new hope, 1, 2, and 3. i don't like the newer ones that came out. i think they should shouldn't have made 1-3. they were just bad compared to the others.

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#53  Edited By DarkGamerOO7
@chstupid said:
" There's only 3 Star Wars movies. I consider the prequls fan fiction "
Really, really bad fan fiction I might add....
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#54  Edited By Kyreo

As long as Empire Strikes Back is on the top of your list then I agree with you.

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#55  Edited By XxXGenesisXxX

I gotta go with 5,6,4,1,3,2

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#56  Edited By MysteriousBob
@wasteguru said:
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  1. Attack of the Clones -  The fight scenes were neat but the actors were bad for the most part.
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You think Christopher Lee is a bad actor? Its not the actors, its the incompetent direction. No matter how good of an actor you are- nobody can pull of that awful love dialogue. 
 
I've never seen any of the original Trilogy movies from start to finish so I can't really make a proper list.
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#57  Edited By tofford

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#58  Edited By jeanluc  Staff
@MysteriousBob: Ok you are correct, Christopher Lee was pretty awesome. I was really thinking more about Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman with that awful romantic relationship.
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#59  Edited By Tricks73r

A New Hope; Return of the Jedi; The Empire Strikes Back; The Phantom Menace; Attack of the Clones; Whatever the last one was called.

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#60  Edited By Spikester

5, 4, 6, 3, 1, 2

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#61  Edited By Tricks73r
@wasteguru said:
" @MysteriousBob: Ok you are correct, Christopher Lee was pretty awesome. I was really thinking more about Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman with that awful romantic relationship. "
Hayden Christensen makes me sick.
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#62  Edited By Green_Incarnate

1. Empire Strikes Back.
2. Return of The Jedi. (Ewoks don't bother me, because I'm blinded by nostalgia.) 
3. A New Hope.

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 Empire Strikes Back, A New Hope, Return of the Jedi, and three equally shitty films that sucked all the magic out of the Star Wars franchise.

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#64  Edited By hatking

1. Empire Strikes Back 
2. A New Hope 
3. Revenge of The Sith 
4. Return of The Jedi 
5. Attack of The Clones 
6. Phantom Menace
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#65  Edited By ShaneDev

Any of the first trilogy are on par with each other to me. 
 
And then outta the prequels I will say that the revenge of the sith is the best but the old clone wars cartoon was better than that, you know the non cgi one.

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#66  Edited By Dany

5,3,6,4,2,1

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#67  Edited By FunExplosions

8,8,7,                            2,2,3 
That's old movies -> newer movies
 
Oh man. I'm really struggling not to burst at the seems here and not quote some people on their bad taste. I'll just hold it back.

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#68  Edited By eladren

The Empire Strikes Back, A New Hope, Return of the Jedi, Revenge of the Sith, Attack of the Clones, The Phantom Menace.
 
Even though i enjoy a the older ones a lot more, i do like the new ones more each time  i see them, granted, i cringe in every jar-jar scene or anytime Anakin speaks but i have quite a bit of  fun watching the films.

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#69  Edited By Ignor

1. Backstroke of the West.
2-7. All the rest.
 
All of the Star Wars movies are awesome, provided that you watch them with RiffTrax.

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#70  Edited By tourgen

Han Solo was the best thing about Star Wars.  He isn't in 1,2, or 3 so clearly they really aren't Star Wars movies.  They're weird back story pieces to the uninteresting parts of 4.
 
Obviously 1,2, and 3 should have been Han and Chewie's  origin tale and early career.  Maybe do Vader too but don't make him a whiney snot nosed bitch this time around.

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#71  Edited By skyline7284
@MysteriousBob said:
" @wasteguru said:
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  1. Attack of the Clones -  The fight scenes were neat but the actors were bad for the most part.
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You think Christopher Lee is a bad actor? Its not the actors, its the incompetent direction. No matter how good of an actor you are- nobody can pull of that awful love dialogue.  I've never seen any of the original Trilogy movies from start to finish so I can't really make a proper list. "
Blech.  George Lucas is a terrible writer.  They never should have let him write the actual script.  The romantic "interactions" in the prequels was... well terrible.
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#72  Edited By TheGreatGuero

5, 6, 4, 1, 3, 2.

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#73  Edited By WilliamRLBaker

4,6,5,human shit,animal shit, a mosquito biting my eye, getting my dick caught in my zipper, getting shards of glass caught in my sinuses, 3,2,1

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#74  Edited By TomA

Perfect opportunity to post this.
  This
 I rank them:4,5,6,1,2,3. The order they were released in.

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#75  Edited By TomA
@LiquidPrince said:
" I can't grade the older ones because its been so long since I have seen them, but I liked Revenge of the Sith a lot. "
You are a terrible person
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#76  Edited By DUFFMCWALIN

5,4,6,3,1,2

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A New Hope will always be my favorite Star Wars. Empire's great and all, but Harrison Ford's smarm is just fucking rampant in the first film. 

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#78  Edited By Skytylz

4,5,6,3,1,2

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#79  Edited By Kiro
@bartok said:
"  Empire Strikes Back, A New Hope, Return of the Jedi, and three equally shitty films that sucked all the magic out of the Star Wars franchise. "
The man speaks the truth.
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#80  Edited By spiceninja

Empire, Star Wars, Jedi, Sith, Phantom, Clones.
 
Attack of the Clones is the worst of them all as far as I'm concerned.

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#81  Edited By xyzygy

3, 6, 5, 1, 4, 2

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#82  Edited By jackbag

Empire, Jedi, ANH. 
 
The prequels are all equally fucking terrible, so I won't bother ranking them.

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#83  Edited By LiquidPrince
@TomA said:
" @LiquidPrince said:
" I can't grade the older ones because its been so long since I have seen them, but I liked Revenge of the Sith a lot. "
You are a terrible person "
I'm not really into this whole the old ones were so much better bullshit, and midchlorins ruined the universe blah blah blah. As a kid, my first real exposure was to episode I. I then watched the older movies, and then episode II and III. Out of those, I remember feeling the most invested in the third. So I don't really give a rats ass about how the newer movies supposedly ruined the series.
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@Djeffers03: 
wtf...  6 was wayy better than 3 in my opinion.  i grew up on the newer films too but damn they were bad.
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@bartok: 
are u serious...  holy shit those movies were amazing.  the prequels completely milked the series and they sucked ass compared to the old school ones.  but i gotta say i enjoyed number 3...
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#86  Edited By zeforgotten

 In order of the ones I like the most (oddly enough it's the same order they were released in)
 

  1. A New Hope          
  2. Empire Strikes Back
  3. Return of the Jedi
  4. Phantom Menace
  5. Attack of the Clones
  6. Revenge of the Sith
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#87  Edited By ElderSon

Best to worst- 5,4,3,6,2,1

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The old ones > The new ones

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#89  Edited By NeoUltima

5>4>6>3>>1>2

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#90  Edited By SeriouslyNow
  1. The Empire Strikes Back
  2. A New Hope
  3. Return of the Jedi
  4. Cancer
  5. Dog Poo
  6. Racism
  7. ET for Atari 2600
  8. All three Star Wars prequels.