Rank the Star Wars Films
" There's only 3 Star Wars movies. I consider the prequls fan fiction "Really, really bad fan fiction I might add....
"You think Christopher Lee is a bad actor? Its not the actors, its the incompetent direction. No matter how good of an actor you are- nobody can pull of that awful love dialogue."
- Attack of the Clones - The fight scenes were neat but the actors were bad for the most part.
I've never seen any of the original Trilogy movies from start to finish so I can't really make a proper list.
1. Empire Strikes Back.
2. Return of The Jedi. (Ewoks don't bother me, because I'm blinded by nostalgia.)
3. A New Hope.
Empire Strikes Back, A New Hope, Return of the Jedi, and three equally shitty films that sucked all the magic out of the Star Wars franchise.
8,8,7, 2,2,3
That's old movies -> newer movies
Oh man. I'm really struggling not to burst at the seems here and not quote some people on their bad taste. I'll just hold it back.
The Empire Strikes Back, A New Hope, Return of the Jedi, Revenge of the Sith, Attack of the Clones, The Phantom Menace.
Even though i enjoy a the older ones a lot more, i do like the new ones more each time i see them, granted, i cringe in every jar-jar scene or anytime Anakin speaks but i have quite a bit of fun watching the films.
Han Solo was the best thing about Star Wars. He isn't in 1,2, or 3 so clearly they really aren't Star Wars movies. They're weird back story pieces to the uninteresting parts of 4.
Obviously 1,2, and 3 should have been Han and Chewie's origin tale and early career. Maybe do Vader too but don't make him a whiney snot nosed bitch this time around.
" @wasteguru said:Blech. George Lucas is a terrible writer. They never should have let him write the actual script. The romantic "interactions" in the prequels was... well terrible."You think Christopher Lee is a bad actor? Its not the actors, its the incompetent direction. No matter how good of an actor you are- nobody can pull of that awful love dialogue. I've never seen any of the original Trilogy movies from start to finish so I can't really make a proper list. ""
- Attack of the Clones - The fight scenes were neat but the actors were bad for the most part.
4,6,5,human shit,animal shit, a mosquito biting my eye, getting my dick caught in my zipper, getting shards of glass caught in my sinuses, 3,2,1
A New Hope will always be my favorite Star Wars. Empire's great and all, but Harrison Ford's smarm is just fucking rampant in the first film.
Empire, Star Wars, Jedi, Sith, Phantom, Clones.
Attack of the Clones is the worst of them all as far as I'm concerned.
" @LiquidPrince said:I'm not really into this whole the old ones were so much better bullshit, and midchlorins ruined the universe blah blah blah. As a kid, my first real exposure was to episode I. I then watched the older movies, and then episode II and III. Out of those, I remember feeling the most invested in the third. So I don't really give a rats ass about how the newer movies supposedly ruined the series." I can't grade the older ones because its been so long since I have seen them, but I liked Revenge of the Sith a lot. "You are a terrible person "
wtf... 6 was wayy better than 3 in my opinion. i grew up on the newer films too but damn they were bad.
are u serious... holy shit those movies were amazing. the prequels completely milked the series and they sucked ass compared to the old school ones. but i gotta say i enjoyed number 3...
In order of the ones I like the most (oddly enough it's the same order they were released in)
- A New Hope
- Empire Strikes Back
- Return of the Jedi
- Phantom Menace
- Attack of the Clones
- Revenge of the Sith
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