Rapture was delayed, not cancelled!

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#1  Edited By yoshimitz707
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#2  Edited By zungerman090

Hmmmm... I will just quote my friend: "Stop hating on the old man, thanks to him I am not a virgin anymore". This dude is awesome. He just gives out opportunities to easily get with crazy girls

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#3  Edited By shirogane

Third time's the charm right? He's gotta be right this time.
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#4  Edited By GideonAmos

Ok, so Duke Nukem Forever will come out before the rapture? Sweet!


Or will it?
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#5  Edited By ThePhantomnaut
@GideonAmos said:
Ok, so Duke Nukem Forever will come out before the rapture? Sweet!

Or will it?
Game's done. Certification phase.
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Macho Man elbow dropping Jesus to stop Rapture was just... amazing.  It's all so clear now.

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#7  Edited By N7

 The Coolest Goddamn Image In Existence
 The Coolest Goddamn Image In Existence
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@N7: When I saw that image on the news story, I instantly changed my avatar icon thingy and profile image.  My god...
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#9  Edited By FacelessVixen

So Haruhi has spared us for now.

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#10  Edited By Portis

Can this guy just fuck off, already?


Anything to stay in the news.
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#11  Edited By Jadeskye
@zungerman090 said:
Hmmmm... I will just quote my friend: "Stop hating on the old man, thanks to him I am not a virgin anymore". This dude is awesome. He just gives out opportunities to easily get with crazy girls
God damn that the most awesome thing i've heard in months. Why didn't I think of that.
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#12  Edited By jkuc316
@N7 said:

 The Coolest Goddamn Image In Existence
 The Coolest Goddamn Image In Existence
If only Chuck Norris could die...Not that its possible...
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#13  Edited By zungerman090
@jadeskye: I lol'ed when I saw his comment. His internet fu is strong
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#14  Edited By John1912

It makes me wonder.  There is obviously something mentally wrong with the POS.  Does anyone ever go into these doomsday rants when they "arent" going to happen in their life time?  Its always going to happen soon, now, in your life time.  You best be worried and pay attention to me!  Look at me!  Listen to me!  Im important! His POS ministry is worth 100 Million.  If he really believed the world was going to end he should have donated all the money to help those "left behind"  Christ they have an industry for ppl to watch your pets after the rapture.  Guess he wasnt sure enough to give up 100 million......

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#15  Edited By John1912
@zungerman090 said:
Hmmmm... I will just quote my friend: "Stop hating on the old man, thanks to him I am not a virgin anymore". This dude is awesome. He just gives out opportunities to easily get with crazy girls
Hmm, I dont buy it.  Crazy girls who believe in the rapture arent going to have sex out of wed lock 24 hours before.  Wouldn't that bar them from being saved.  Crazy wouldnt be crazy if you understood it.
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#16  Edited By FritzDude

Time to order a hit on him.

*Calling codename 47*

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#17  Edited By IIChristian89II

Religion....LOL

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#18  Edited By Sambambo

Wrong thread... Opps

EDIT: The real question is why are you reading the Daily Mail?

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#19  Edited By Simplexity

Anything to get attention eh? I will never understand these people.

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#20  Edited By Jack268
@SuperSambo said:
 [URL=http://www.speedtest.net][IMG]http://www.speedtest.net/result/1309840442.png[/IMG][/URL]Jealous? Fastest I can get where I live...
lol wut

@Portis said:
Can this guy just fuck off, already?

Anything to stay in the news.
Yeah he already made millions of dollars scamming retards didn't he? I'd be happy with that instead of trying to attract even more rage.
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#21  Edited By Sambambo
@Jack268 said:
@SuperSambo said:
 [URL=http://www.speedtest.net][IMG]http://www.speedtest.net/result/1309840442.png[/IMG][/URL]Jealous? Fastest I can get where I live...
lol wut
I posted in the wrong post...
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No, the Rapture still happened, it was just spiritual rather than physical. You didn't see it, but god is judging us now.

Silently judging us. Watching, waiting, biding his time.

October 21st was always going to be when the world ended, so technically nothing has changed and everything Harold Camping has said still remains to be disproven.

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#24  Edited By Yummylee

I just hope I can get a refund.

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#25  Edited By AhmadMetallic
@RiotBananas said:
Well the 89 year old made millions of dollars from this the first and second time, why not keep doing it? This is one of the many reasons I hate religion. It always comes down to money.
money <3
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#26  Edited By Vexxan

Oh religion, you make me laugh.

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#27  Edited By Pinworm45

The world was never supposed to end until October 21st. He never said any differently.

What May 21st was was supposedly going to be all the christians going to heaven and the "start" of it all.

Why the fuck am I defending this? But yeah, my understanding was he said the world wouldn't be destroyed until oct 21st in the firstplace, and that may 21st was just the beginning.

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#28  Edited By WoodenPlatypus


Ohlawd, of course it is.

If the world ends I'll eat my hat while floating into the sky.

 

He's going to keep saying God just delays it until the guy dies and some other idiot comes along.

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#29  Edited By Winternet
@yoshimitz707 said:
we're all still going to die!


Oh really? That's too bad. Never thought that was the way it would end.
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#30  Edited By Amducious

I was extremely upset by the non rapture event. It meant I had to get up for work dammit!

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#31  Edited By AlexanderSheen
@TheSilentTruth said:
So Haruhi has spared us for now.
SOS Brigade GO!
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#32  Edited By nemt

Reminder: These rapture groups aren't any stupider than "normal" Christians, Jews, Muslims, etc. 
 
They all have insane, irrational beliefs and deserve our scorn, ridicule or pity depending on your personality type.
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#33  Edited By Sin4profit

I should just make a T-shirt that says "Rapture starts TOMORROW" and wear it everyday.

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#34  Edited By benjaebe

He's said this before right? I just feel badly for all the less-than-together people who actually gave him their money.

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#35  Edited By nemt
@benjaebe said:


                    He's said this before right? I just feel badly for all the less-than-together people who actually gave him their money.

                   

               

Do you feel bad for the billions of people who give money to Churches/Mosques/Synagogues every year? 
What about all the people who waste their lives living in fear, guilt, shame, etc because of their phony religions? 
 
The rapture idiots aren't any different from average Joe Christian.
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#36  Edited By JerichoBlyth

This is getting worse than Duke Nukem Forever ffs. C'mon - when is The Rapture going gold?

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#37  Edited By benjaebe
@nemt: I'm not going to get into a debate over the difference between end-of-the-world bible thumpers and your average church-goer, but needless to say there is one. Rapture believers are more comparable to your standard Doomsday cult than an organized religion.
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#39  Edited By Ghostiet

He preached that way back in January. He had five fucking months to calculate it a million more times. God, why these people just can't go out and say "Well, I guess God works in much more mysterious ways than I've ever expected" instead of making themselves even bigger nitwits?

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#40  Edited By Jesus

He should seriously give it a rest already, damn.

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#41  Edited By nemt
@benjaebe said:


                    @nemt: I'm not going to get into a debate over the difference between end-of-the-world bible thumpers and your average church-goer, but needless to say there is one. Rapture believers are more comparable to your standard Doomsday cult than an organized religion.

                   

               

Christians believe in debunked, idiotic nonsense. 
Rapture nuts believe in debunked, idiotic nonsense. 
 
There aren't degrees of nonsense.  You either believe in total bullshit or you don't.  Full stop.
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#42  Edited By Animasta
@nemt: yeah but there are christians that are fine, good people, so why don't you just let off
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#43  Edited By BraveToaster
@nemt said:
@benjaebe said:


                    @nemt: I'm not going to get into a debate over the difference between end-of-the-world bible thumpers and your average church-goer, but needless to say there is one. Rapture believers are more comparable to your standard Doomsday cult than an organized religion.

                   

               
Christians believe in debunked, idiotic nonsense. Rapture nuts believe in debunked, idiotic nonsense.  There aren't degrees of nonsense.  You either believe in total bullshit or you don't.  Full stop.
Dude, you're so edgy and stuff.
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#44  Edited By Valames

Wow, I am shocked at all the bashing going on. If this was a thread about sexual orientation or race it would have been taken down already. But because it is about religion it is free to go on. I am not a doomsday believer, but some of the things being said about "average religious" people in this thread is just plain offensive. 

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#45  Edited By spankingaddict

He's gonna be wrong again.
 
NO ONE WILL KNOW THE TIME GOD RETURNS TO EARTH. FACT...the Bible....

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#46  Edited By nemt
@Valames said:


                    Wow, I am shocked at all the bashing going on. If this was a thread about sexual orientation or race it would have been taken down already. But because it is about religion it is free to go on. I am not a doomsday believer, but some of the things being said about "average religious" people in this thread is just plain offensive. 

                   

               

Mocking people for foolish choices they've made has been a human pastime for thousands of years.
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#47  Edited By Vinny_Says

ugh....just fuck off already with these retarded threads

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#48  Edited By Scooper

Damn, really? Ok. I got to prepare myself for that time. 
 
... 
 
At this point I really wish all believers would just float up to whatever eternal cloud they think is there and leave us alone to live a single, good life.

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#49  Edited By Video_Game_King

So he decided to take an episode of Squidbillies as a literal truth? When can I expect to meet a real life Dan Halen?

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#50  Edited By GoldenGinge

Fair. I mean, gods got a busy scheduel right?