Apparently, God was just being merciful and we're all still going to die! :P
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1390268/Rapture-Harold-Camping-explains-wrong--says-God-bring-Rapture-OCTOBER-21.html?ITO=1490
Rapture was delayed, not cancelled!
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Hmmmm... I will just quote my friend: "Stop hating on the old man, thanks to him I am not a virgin anymore". This dude is awesome. He just gives out opportunities to easily get with crazy girls
Ok, so Duke Nukem Forever will come out before the rapture? Sweet!Game's done. Certification phase.Or will it?
Hmmmm... I will just quote my friend: "Stop hating on the old man, thanks to him I am not a virgin anymore". This dude is awesome. He just gives out opportunities to easily get with crazy girlsGod damn that the most awesome thing i've heard in months. Why didn't I think of that.
It makes me wonder. There is obviously something mentally wrong with the POS. Does anyone ever go into these doomsday rants when they "arent" going to happen in their life time? Its always going to happen soon, now, in your life time. You best be worried and pay attention to me! Look at me! Listen to me! Im important! His POS ministry is worth 100 Million. If he really believed the world was going to end he should have donated all the money to help those "left behind" Christ they have an industry for ppl to watch your pets after the rapture. Guess he wasnt sure enough to give up 100 million......
Hmmmm... I will just quote my friend: "Stop hating on the old man, thanks to him I am not a virgin anymore". This dude is awesome. He just gives out opportunities to easily get with crazy girlsHmm, I dont buy it. Crazy girls who believe in the rapture arent going to have sex out of wed lock 24 hours before. Wouldn't that bar them from being saved. Crazy wouldnt be crazy if you understood it.
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Can this guy just fuck off, already?Yeah he already made millions of dollars scamming retards didn't he? I'd be happy with that instead of trying to attract even more rage.Anything to stay in the news.
No, the Rapture still happened, it was just spiritual rather than physical. You didn't see it, but god is judging us now.
Silently judging us. Watching, waiting, biding his time.
October 21st was always going to be when the world ended, so technically nothing has changed and everything Harold Camping has said still remains to be disproven.
Well the 89 year old made millions of dollars from this the first and second time, why not keep doing it? This is one of the many reasons I hate religion. It always comes down to money.money <3
The world was never supposed to end until October 21st. He never said any differently.
What May 21st was was supposedly going to be all the christians going to heaven and the "start" of it all.
Why the fuck am I defending this? But yeah, my understanding was he said the world wouldn't be destroyed until oct 21st in the firstplace, and that may 21st was just the beginning.
Ohlawd, of course it is.
If the world ends I'll eat my hat while floating into the sky.
He's going to keep saying God just delays it until the guy dies and some other idiot comes along.
He's said this before right? I just feel badly for all the less-than-together people who actually gave him their money.
Do you feel bad for the billions of people who give money to Churches/Mosques/Synagogues every year?
What about all the people who waste their lives living in fear, guilt, shame, etc because of their phony religions?
The rapture idiots aren't any different from average Joe Christian.
Apparently, God was just being merciful and we're all still going to die! :PNope it wasnt. Campings needs to die in a ditch.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1390268/Rapture-Harold-Camping-explains-wrong--says-God-bring-Rapture-OCTOBER-21.html?ITO=1490
He preached that way back in January. He had five fucking months to calculate it a million more times. God, why these people just can't go out and say "Well, I guess God works in much more mysterious ways than I've ever expected" instead of making themselves even bigger nitwits?
@nemt: I'm not going to get into a debate over the difference between end-of-the-world bible thumpers and your average church-goer, but needless to say there is one. Rapture believers are more comparable to your standard Doomsday cult than an organized religion.
Christians believe in debunked, idiotic nonsense.
Rapture nuts believe in debunked, idiotic nonsense.
There aren't degrees of nonsense. You either believe in total bullshit or you don't. Full stop.
@benjaebe said:Dude, you're so edgy and stuff.Christians believe in debunked, idiotic nonsense. Rapture nuts believe in debunked, idiotic nonsense. There aren't degrees of nonsense. You either believe in total bullshit or you don't. Full stop.
@nemt: I'm not going to get into a debate over the difference between end-of-the-world bible thumpers and your average church-goer, but needless to say there is one. Rapture believers are more comparable to your standard Doomsday cult than an organized religion.
Wow, I am shocked at all the bashing going on. If this was a thread about sexual orientation or race it would have been taken down already. But because it is about religion it is free to go on. I am not a doomsday believer, but some of the things being said about "average religious" people in this thread is just plain offensive.
Wow, I am shocked at all the bashing going on. If this was a thread about sexual orientation or race it would have been taken down already. But because it is about religion it is free to go on. I am not a doomsday believer, but some of the things being said about "average religious" people in this thread is just plain offensive.
Mocking people for foolish choices they've made has been a human pastime for thousands of years.
So he decided to take an episode of Squidbillies as a literal truth? When can I expect to meet a real life Dan Halen?
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