(Yes, I'm well aware it's a link to the Daily Fail. I'm sorry)
Yes, the hotly anticipated, PG-13 family friendly Robocop remake will be filmed in one of the most dangerous cities in North America.....Toronto, Canada. Toronto is known as a hotbed of crime and violence and I'm happy to see that the director realizing his vision of giving the audience a stark portrait of post-industrial Detroit, by filming in a country with socialized medicine and free college.
Robocop must now contend with deranged Maple Leafs fans who attempt to attack our protagonist with harsh language and littering. He also must deal with these new threats in a way to not offend the sensibilities of parents or especially the MPAA.
So this is probably one of the worst reboots ever conceived right? Will people actually see this turd or will the studio who bankrolled this atrocity lose millions of dollars?