RotK was awful! - Off-Topic

#1 Edited by glorygreen (2 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Fellowship carries all the weight. Towers shoots itself in the leg. Return has to limp its way to the finish line.

#2 Posted by PeasantAbuse (4764 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

But...Oliphaunts...

#3 Posted by AlexanderSheen (3535 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

What is RotK?

#4 Posted by NekuSakuraba (6811 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

@AlexanderSheen

What is RotK?

Return of the king?

#5 Posted by AlexanderSheen (3535 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

@NekuSakuraba: Oh, thanks.

#6 Posted by MrRedwine (421 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Not the best literary analysis I've ever read. Not the worst, but definitely not the best.

#7 Posted by Enigma777 (5970 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

No.

#8 Posted by MysteriousBob (6201 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

@MrRedwine said:

Not the best literary analysis I've ever read. Not the worst, but definitely not the best.

It is up there. Still not as good as the work of 'CODFAN42521'

"retuyrn of the king was fucken gay"

While he may have been very controversial, I appreciate his ferocity when tackling the work of Tolkien.

#9 Posted by CptChiken (1985 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

While i agree that Fellowship is both the best book and film. The others are not limp. Also Stop trolling Fool.

#10 Posted by PenguinDust (12092 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

That's not much of a haiku.

#11 Posted by weegieanawrench (1496 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

You're wrong because eagles.

#12 Posted by GetEveryone (4448 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

While the troll-detector has sussed your game (green user-name, low post-count, controversial/flame-baiting topic ago-go), I agree at least partially.

Fellowship is the best, though the other two are hardly terrible any stretch of the imagination.

#13 Posted by Bwast (1307 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

I've done it! My time machine works! PS2 and Lord of Rings troll threads!

#14 Posted by Tylea002 (2245 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Just a bunch of people. Walking.

#15 Posted by Bruce (5263 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

I'd probably love it if I watched it now, what with my appreciation for the Elder Scrolls games and whatnot, but I remember falling asleep in that theatre several times.

#16 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (4930 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Now if only we had a website about movies...