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#1 Edited by glorygreen (2 posts) -

Fellowship carries all the weight. Towers shoots itself in the leg. Return has to limp its way to the finish line.

#2 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5138 posts) -

But...Oliphaunts...

#3 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5150 posts) -

What is RotK?

#4 Posted by NekuSakuraba (7198 posts) -
@AlexanderSheen

What is RotK?

Return of the king?
#5 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5150 posts) -

@NekuSakuraba: Oh, thanks.

#6 Posted by MrRedwine (430 posts) -

Not the best literary analysis I've ever read. Not the worst, but definitely not the best.

#7 Posted by Enigma777 (6065 posts) -

No.

#8 Posted by MysteriousBob (6272 posts) -

@MrRedwine said:

Not the best literary analysis I've ever read. Not the worst, but definitely not the best.

It is up there. Still not as good as the work of 'CODFAN42521'

"retuyrn of the king was fucken gay"

While he may have been very controversial, I appreciate his ferocity when tackling the work of Tolkien.

#9 Posted by CptChiken (1987 posts) -

While i agree that Fellowship is both the best book and film. The others are not limp. Also Stop trolling Fool.

#10 Posted by PenguinDust (12667 posts) -

That's not much of a haiku.

#11 Posted by weegieanawrench (1943 posts) -

You're wrong because eagles.

#12 Posted by GetEveryone (4459 posts) -

While the troll-detector has sussed your game (green user-name, low post-count, controversial/flame-baiting topic ago-go), I agree at least partially.

Fellowship is the best, though the other two are hardly terrible any stretch of the imagination.

#13 Posted by Bwast (1342 posts) -

I've done it! My time machine works! PS2 and Lord of Rings troll threads!

#14 Posted by Tylea002 (2295 posts) -

Just a bunch of people. Walking.

#15 Posted by Bruce (5264 posts) -

I'd probably love it if I watched it now, what with my appreciation for the Elder Scrolls games and whatnot, but I remember falling asleep in that theatre several times.

#16 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (5161 posts) -

Now if only we had a website about movies...