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#1 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6986 posts) -

One person makes a wish, someone else ruins it, that same person makes another wish etc.
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I wish I had 1000 dollars

#2 Edited by Tridgen (120 posts) -

when you get them a fat guy will push you and the money will fall on a random hole on the floor that heads to the sewers O_o(i dunno if i do it right xD)
well...i wish that i had a new computer!..

#3 Posted by Verdugo (2001 posts) -

You get a new computer, but everytime you turn it on, an arm pops out of the monitor and punches you square in the face.

I wish for some Popcorn Chicken.

#4 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6986 posts) -

granted but its a Mac.

 I wish for more people to post here.

#5 Posted by Abunai (147 posts) -
Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
"granted but its a Mac.

 I wish for more people to post here.
"
Granted, but they all have an IQ of 10
#6 Posted by blizzvalve (128 posts) -

I wish for a wish for me to ruin

#7 Posted by Apollo (471 posts) -

Granted but its people you hate and who hate you.

I wish i could fly.

#8 Posted by Aria (24 posts) -

Granted, but you'll have to fly through yellow hoops for the rest of your life.

I wish this site would stop being so slow.

#9 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6986 posts) -

Granted but you wear tights!

I wish for a Game dedicated for GnR.

#10 Posted by BulletPulse (183 posts) -
Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
"Granted but you wear tights!

I wish for a Game dedicated for GnR.
"
Granted but the game will cost OVER 9000 dollars

I wish you would not grant me my wish.

#11 Posted by Ehden (214 posts) -

ok but Ill have to shoot you

I wish I was naked.

#12 Posted by Verdugo (2001 posts) -

Granted, but you get raped by a bear.

I wish I jump off a building and live.

#13 Posted by BladeOfHeaven (35 posts) -

Granted, but you keep falling for eternity and never land

I wish i had a coffee xD

#14 Edited by henjin (829 posts) -

Granted, but its decaff
I wish that this hot weather would go away

#15 Posted by Abunai (147 posts) -

Granted, but it only goes away for one minute.
I wish for your hot weather.

#16 Posted by KyleChimera (3 posts) -

Granted but you burn to death.

I wish for... Wait, do I need to ? It won't happen anyway.

Ok, I wish I has a wish.

#17 Posted by Sentry (4197 posts) -

You were granted a wish but the wish expired already so that wish was gone..

I wish LBP would come out already.

#18 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6986 posts) -

Granted, but it really sucks.

I wish I could learn how to play the drums.

#19 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6986 posts) -

granted, but you eat yourself.

I wish for a huge Solid Snake poster.

#20 Posted by Philanthropy (142 posts) -

Granted, but he is naked
 I wish my arms were machine guns

#21 Edited by Hyperesthesiac (190 posts) -

Granted, but they've jammed.

I wish for fish.

#22 Posted by Premier111 (170 posts) -

but the fish is rotten...

I wish for a hot babe that is loyal to me, and cherishes me for who I am, and has a great personality and we get married and have kids and are quite successful.
Big wish :o

#23 Posted by Aarny91 (3912 posts) -
Premier111 said:
"but the fish is rotten...

I wish for a hot babe that is loyal to me, and cherishes me for who I am, and has a great personality and we get married and have kids and are quite successful.
Big wish :o"
But she gets plastic surgery and becomes a dude.

I wish i was comfortable.

#24 Posted by mr_korean (610 posts) -

Granted but the fish is actually a squirrel pretending to be a fish and eventually bites a hole in your throat and creates it's own little civilization in your rotting corpse.
I wish for a battery

#25 Posted by Zombie (201 posts) -

Granted but it has no energy.

I wish for a job.

#26 Posted by Hyperesthesiac (190 posts) -

Granted, you're working on Duke Nukem Forever.

I wish for a Custom Les Paul with an AAAA flamed top, ebony fretboard, locking tuners, three humbuckers, and a safe to keep it in.

#27 Posted by mr_korean (610 posts) -

Granted but I have the key to the safe and i sell the guitar on eBay
I wish for a pony

#28 Posted by Hyperesthesiac (190 posts) -

You'll have to be satisfied with my avatar.

I wish that Socrates had not be put to death by the Athenians.

#29 Edited by Page1 (92 posts) -

Granted, but he gets randomly killed by a crazy person on the day that he would have died anyway.
I wish that Duke Nukem Forever came out tomorrow and it was the greatest game ever made and I had a copy that I was able to play on my PC with no errors.

#30 Posted by twenty0ne (3071 posts) -

Granted, but it's the one that the impostor LJ is on.

I wish for no work tomorrow.

#31 Posted by mr_korean (610 posts) -

Granted but only because you were fired
I wish for Santa Claus to be real

#32 Posted by pencil (75 posts) -

*Nibbles on himself in concentration*
Pencil wishes someone would free him from his third person only bonds and allow himself to refer to himself in first person.
Pencil asks you kindly to crush his dreams.

#33 Posted by Apollo (471 posts) -

Granted but in the transition you are stuck in 2nd person.

I wish i could see into the future...

#34 Posted by mr_korean (610 posts) -

Granted but can only see the future that was in the past so can only see the present. Or, in other words can't see the future
I wish for world peace

#35 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6986 posts) -

Granted, but dies the first week.
I wish this post wasn't dead.

#36 Posted by Hewkii (190 posts) -

it will kill you.

I want to divide by zero.

#37 Posted by SmugDarkLoser (4619 posts) -
Hewkii said:
"it will kill you.

I want to divide by zero."
okay, no one cares.  You ruined your wish yourself.

I wish I could wish for and get what I wanted without it being ruined.
#38 Posted by Player1 (3852 posts) -
SmugDarkLoser said:
okay, no one cares.  You ruined your wish yourself.

I wish I could wish for and get what I wanted without it being ruined."
You get a Genie in a bottle, but you accidentally waste your wishes on pointless things, like in movies.
I wish I could get a tv n my room.
#39 Posted by twenty0ne (3071 posts) -

Granted, but it's pocket sized.

I wish for kool-aid.

#40 Posted by Jayge_ (10222 posts) -

Kool Aid comes fine, spiked with a large helping of AIDS and herpes.

I wish you would corrupt this wish.

#41 Posted by atejas (3057 posts) -
Jayge said:
"Kool Aid comes fine, spiked with a large helping of AIDS and herpes.

I wish you would corrupt this wish."
Granted, but I fail my saving throw and nothing happens.
I wish for a top-of-the-line gaming computer.
#42 Posted by clubsandwich (3795 posts) -
atejas said:
Granted, but I fail my saving throw and nothing happens.
I wish for a top-of-the-line gaming computer."
granted, but it will explode in your face after you turn it on.
I wish for world peace. :3
#43 Edited by Jolly_Lolly (3537 posts) -

Granted, but it'll never happen.clubsandwich said:

"atejas said:
Granted, but I fail my saving throw and nothing happens.
I wish for a top-of-the-line gaming computer."
granted, but it will explode in your face after you turn it on.
I wish for world peace. :3
"
Granted, but it'll never happen.

I wish I could go back to Russia.
#44 Posted by Commando (1878 posts) -
Jolly_Lolly said:
"Granted, but it'll never happen.clubsandwich said:
"atejas said:
Granted, but I fail my saving throw and nothing happens.
I wish for a top-of-the-line gaming computer."
granted, but it will explode in your face after you turn it on.
I wish for world peace. :3
"
Granted, but it'll never happen.

I wish I could go back to Russia."
Granted, but when you arrive it is no longer Communist and has turned into a democracy(I assume that's why you wanna go back)
I wish my dog was here.
#45 Posted by clubsandwich (3795 posts) -
Jolly_Lolly said:
Granted, but it'll never happen.

I wish I could go back to Russia."
Granted, but you won't go back. :| ;__;
I wish for a real Resident Evil game.
#46 Posted by Bucketdeth (8004 posts) -

Granted but they turn it into a rated E version to sell more copies.
I wish I had a new t.v

#47 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6986 posts) -

granted, but it explodes.

I wish school wasn't in a week.

#48 Posted by Damonation (556 posts) -

Your clock is a week behind, so you're already late.

I wish my roommates would move out.

#49 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6986 posts) -

granted, but your dad moves in.

I wish that Little Big Planet would come faster.

#50 Posted by atejas (3057 posts) -
Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
"granted, but your dad moves in.

I wish that Little Big Planet would come faster."
granted, it crashes on the loading screen