Ruin A Wish (Yep, I'm that bored)

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#1  Edited By MetalGearSunny

One person makes a wish, someone else ruins it, that same person makes another wish etc.
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I wish I had 1000 dollars

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#2  Edited By Tridgen

when you get them a fat guy will push you and the money will fall on a random hole on the floor that heads to the sewers O_o(i dunno if i do it right xD)
well...i wish that i had a new computer!..

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#3  Edited By Verdugo

You get a new computer, but everytime you turn it on, an arm pops out of the monitor and punches you square in the face.

I wish for some Popcorn Chicken.

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#4  Edited By MetalGearSunny

granted but its a Mac.

 I wish for more people to post here.

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#5  Edited By Abunai
Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
"granted but its a Mac.

 I wish for more people to post here.
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Granted, but they all have an IQ of 10
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#6  Edited By blizzvalve

I wish for a wish for me to ruin

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#7  Edited By Apollo

Granted but its people you hate and who hate you.

I wish i could fly.

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#8  Edited By Aria

Granted, but you'll have to fly through yellow hoops for the rest of your life.

I wish this site would stop being so slow.

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#9  Edited By MetalGearSunny

Granted but you wear tights!

I wish for a Game dedicated for GnR.

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#10  Edited By BulletPulse
Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
"Granted but you wear tights!

I wish for a Game dedicated for GnR.
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Granted but the game will cost OVER 9000 dollars

I wish you would not grant me my wish.

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#11  Edited By Ehden

ok but Ill have to shoot you

I wish I was naked.

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#12  Edited By Verdugo

Granted, but you get raped by a bear.

I wish I jump off a building and live.

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#13  Edited By BladeOfHeaven

Granted, but you keep falling for eternity and never land

I wish i had a coffee xD

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#14  Edited By henjin

Granted, but its decaff
I wish that this hot weather would go away

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#15  Edited By Abunai

Granted, but it only goes away for one minute.
I wish for your hot weather.

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#16  Edited By KyleChimera

Granted but you burn to death.

I wish for... Wait, do I need to ? It won't happen anyway.

Ok, I wish I has a wish.

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You were granted a wish but the wish expired already so that wish was gone..

I wish LBP would come out already.

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#18  Edited By MetalGearSunny

Granted, but it really sucks.

I wish I could learn how to play the drums.

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#19  Edited By MetalGearSunny

granted, but you eat yourself.

I wish for a huge Solid Snake poster.

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#20  Edited By Philanthropy

Granted, but he is naked
 I wish my arms were machine guns

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#21  Edited By Hyperesthesiac

Granted, but they've jammed.

I wish for fish.

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#22  Edited By Premier111

but the fish is rotten...

I wish for a hot babe that is loyal to me, and cherishes me for who I am, and has a great personality and we get married and have kids and are quite successful.
Big wish :o

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#23  Edited By Aarny91
Premier111 said:
"but the fish is rotten...

I wish for a hot babe that is loyal to me, and cherishes me for who I am, and has a great personality and we get married and have kids and are quite successful.
Big wish :o"
But she gets plastic surgery and becomes a dude.

I wish i was comfortable.

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#24  Edited By mr_korean

Granted but the fish is actually a squirrel pretending to be a fish and eventually bites a hole in your throat and creates it's own little civilization in your rotting corpse.
I wish for a battery

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#25  Edited By Zombie

Granted but it has no energy.

I wish for a job.

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#26  Edited By Hyperesthesiac

Granted, you're working on Duke Nukem Forever.

I wish for a Custom Les Paul with an AAAA flamed top, ebony fretboard, locking tuners, three humbuckers, and a safe to keep it in.

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#27  Edited By mr_korean

Granted but I have the key to the safe and i sell the guitar on eBay
I wish for a pony

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#28  Edited By Hyperesthesiac

You'll have to be satisfied with my avatar.

I wish that Socrates had not be put to death by the Athenians.

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#29  Edited By Page1

Granted, but he gets randomly killed by a crazy person on the day that he would have died anyway.
I wish that Duke Nukem Forever came out tomorrow and it was the greatest game ever made and I had a copy that I was able to play on my PC with no errors.

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#30  Edited By twenty0ne

Granted, but it's the one that the impostor LJ is on.

I wish for no work tomorrow.

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#31  Edited By mr_korean

Granted but only because you were fired
I wish for Santa Claus to be real

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#32  Edited By pencil

*Nibbles on himself in concentration*
Pencil wishes someone would free him from his third person only bonds and allow himself to refer to himself in first person.
Pencil asks you kindly to crush his dreams.

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#33  Edited By Apollo

Granted but in the transition you are stuck in 2nd person.

I wish i could see into the future...

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#34  Edited By mr_korean

Granted but can only see the future that was in the past so can only see the present. Or, in other words can't see the future
I wish for world peace

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#35  Edited By MetalGearSunny

Granted, but dies the first week.
I wish this post wasn't dead.

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#36  Edited By Hewkii

it will kill you.

I want to divide by zero.

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#37  Edited By SmugDarkLoser
Hewkii said:
"it will kill you.

I want to divide by zero."
okay, no one cares.  You ruined your wish yourself.

I wish I could wish for and get what I wanted without it being ruined.
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#38  Edited By Player1
SmugDarkLoser said:
okay, no one cares.  You ruined your wish yourself.

I wish I could wish for and get what I wanted without it being ruined."
You get a Genie in a bottle, but you accidentally waste your wishes on pointless things, like in movies.
I wish I could get a tv n my room.
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#39  Edited By twenty0ne

Granted, but it's pocket sized.

I wish for kool-aid.

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#40  Edited By Jayge_

Kool Aid comes fine, spiked with a large helping of AIDS and herpes.

I wish you would corrupt this wish.

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#41  Edited By atejas
Jayge said:
"Kool Aid comes fine, spiked with a large helping of AIDS and herpes.

I wish you would corrupt this wish."
Granted, but I fail my saving throw and nothing happens.
I wish for a top-of-the-line gaming computer.
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#42  Edited By clubsandwich
atejas said:
Granted, but I fail my saving throw and nothing happens.
I wish for a top-of-the-line gaming computer."
granted, but it will explode in your face after you turn it on.
I wish for world peace. :3
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#43  Edited By Jolly_Lolly

Granted, but it'll never happen.clubsandwich said:

"atejas said:
Granted, but I fail my saving throw and nothing happens.
I wish for a top-of-the-line gaming computer."
granted, but it will explode in your face after you turn it on.
I wish for world peace. :3
"
Granted, but it'll never happen.

I wish I could go back to Russia.
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#44  Edited By Commando
Jolly_Lolly said:
"Granted, but it'll never happen.clubsandwich said:
"atejas said:
Granted, but I fail my saving throw and nothing happens.
I wish for a top-of-the-line gaming computer."
granted, but it will explode in your face after you turn it on.
I wish for world peace. :3
"
Granted, but it'll never happen.

I wish I could go back to Russia."
Granted, but when you arrive it is no longer Communist and has turned into a democracy(I assume that's why you wanna go back)
I wish my dog was here.
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#45  Edited By clubsandwich
Jolly_Lolly said:
Granted, but it'll never happen.

I wish I could go back to Russia."
Granted, but you won't go back. :| ;__;
I wish for a real Resident Evil game.
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Granted but they turn it into a rated E version to sell more copies.
I wish I had a new t.v

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#47  Edited By MetalGearSunny

granted, but it explodes.

I wish school wasn't in a week.

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#48  Edited By Damonation

Your clock is a week behind, so you're already late.

I wish my roommates would move out.

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#49  Edited By MetalGearSunny

granted, but your dad moves in.

I wish that Little Big Planet would come faster.

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#50  Edited By atejas
Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
"granted, but your dad moves in.

I wish that Little Big Planet would come faster."
granted, it crashes on the loading screen