#1 Edited by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -

A couple weeks ago I made an innocent comment about Ryan's mustache, and ever since then he's been sending me a ton of PM's calling me names (fuckface, fucknut, dicklord, a bunch of other shit) and cyber bullying the shit out of me.

Shit like this:

I don't know what to do about this, I'm like on the verge of tears right now. He said shit about my Mother, I told him my Mother has diabetes and is in the hospital (which is true) and he said it's probably because the mailman has a fudgsicle for a dick (?). Does he just do this to everyone?

#2 Edited by Jeust (10449 posts) -

I don't know if I should laugh or cry... Then again maybe both.

*Laughing and crying right now*

#3 Posted by DonChipotle (2693 posts) -

I think you should forward this topic to Ryan. You know, to validate his claims.

I mean I believe him. But I don't think you do.

#4 Posted by Milkman (16479 posts) -

Flee the country while you still can.

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#5 Posted by Zinc (200 posts) -

I knew that Ryan was kind of a dick, but damn. That's harsh.

#6 Edited by buzz_clik (6891 posts) -

[ insert Genesis cover with inconspicuous MS Paint cock here ]

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#7 Edited by Dany (7887 posts) -

uh...well this is weird.

WAIT A MINUTE. Why the hell is the premium badge UNDER his avatar????

hey guys, i did it.

#8 Posted by GreggD (4475 posts) -

I fucking love you, Biff.

#9 Posted by GodsMistakeXx (134 posts) -

Dicklord.... lol

#10 Posted by niamahai (1404 posts) -

that's how Mr. Davis says he loves ya. 
 
*jealous dagger stares*

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#11 Posted by JayDee (439 posts) -

you deserved it, jerk.

#12 Posted by Gabriel (4055 posts) -

The only obvious solution is for everyone to cyberbully Ryan.

#13 Posted by UnrealDP (1220 posts) -

Man, you better lay low for a while Biff. If Ryan sees you showing your face up in here he gonna be starting some shit man!

#14 Posted by GreggD (4475 posts) -

@JayDee said:

you deserved it, jerk.

How long have you browsed these forums?

#15 Posted by K9 (621 posts) -

Seek protection from vinny. He will take care of you.

#16 Posted by big_jon (5707 posts) -

I'm confused...

#17 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4307 posts) -

Ok this is hilarious

#18 Posted by JammyJesus (769 posts) -

This is worrying.

#19 Posted by xdaknightx69 (449 posts) -

if thats true jus cancel ur sub , u dont need to give ur money to someone thats gonna abuse u or u can demand a apology.

also i'm goin on weather his OP is true .

tc

#20 Posted by Hockeymask27 (3683 posts) -

What kind of cookies?!

#21 Posted by SethPhotopoulos (5042 posts) -
@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:
Ok this is hilarious
#22 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5137 posts) -

Very few things on these forums have made me laugh out loud, this was one of them.

#23 Posted by FlyingRat (1445 posts) -

It's always fun seeing people's reactions when they've never seen a Biff thread before.

#24 Posted by Vinny_Says (5681 posts) -

I thought you were a good photoshop guy biff....but that is just terrible work there

#25 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -

If he does wipe me out I'd like to be remembered for my immense likability, and my avatar.

#26 Posted by big_jon (5707 posts) -

I want to see more.

I'm not sure if this is a joke of what but that PM is really awkward.

#27 Posted by FunExplosions (5407 posts) -

@xdaknightx69 said:

if thats true jus cancel ur sub , u dont need to give ur money to someone thats gonna abuse u or u can demand a apology.

also i'm goin on weather his OP is true .

tc

This man knows what's good. You can't be havin' yourself be disrespected. You be a guest in his house, bro.

#28 Posted by Akeldama (4236 posts) -

Despite my previous sentiments, I have a new found respect for Kessler. Guy must have gotten this a ton.

#29 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -

Sounds like he's taking out his self hatred on you Biff. That bastard.

#30 Edited by Oldirtybearon (4513 posts) -

ATTN: all the people who think this might be real

Biff is the guy behind Genesis covers with inconspicuous cocks, the photo edit thread for the staff in the Hamburger forum, and many other (fucking hilarious) monstrosities.

Now that that is taken care of, I believe an "LOL" is in order.

#31 Posted by kingzetta (4307 posts) -

well you fed a troll

#32 Posted by Napalm (9020 posts) -

I thought this shit was real. My heart was about to literally be crushed.

#33 Posted by big_jon (5707 posts) -

@KingWilly: Alrighty then.

#34 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (3759 posts) -

What do you do when the authority runs amok?
Who do you turn to when the Top Men get out of hand?
What kind of cookies are they? 
Where did I put my sammich?

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#35 Posted by Ghost_Cat (1376 posts) -

OH BIFF.

#36 Posted by ZombiePie (5556 posts) -

@BiffMcBlumpkin: Sorry Biff but you deserved to be hanged, drawn, and quartered for your poopling art.

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#37 Posted by Grilledcheez (3942 posts) -

The only thing to do now is call him a dick + (noun of your choosing)...might I suggest dicknozzle. That'll show him!

#38 Posted by c_rakestraw (818 posts) -

If it weren't for the fact that the premium members medal is beneath Ryan's avatar (that's an obvious Photoshop mishap), I might have believed this was actually true.

#39 Posted by cancerdancer (314 posts) -

@xdaknightx69 said:

if thats true jus cancel ur sub , u dont need to give ur money to someone thats gonna abuse u or u can demand a apology.

also i'm goin on weather his OP is true .

tc

It's a joke and stop typing like a 12 year old.

#40 Posted by ImperiousRix (2963 posts) -

Ooooh, that Biff!

*audience laugh track*

#41 Edited by Rudeboy217 (1765 posts) -

Holy shit, this is hilarious.

#42 Posted by dungbootle (2454 posts) -

Ahahaha.

#43 Posted by Daveyo520 (6651 posts) -

@GreggD said:

I fucking love you, Biff.

#44 Posted by RandomInternetUser (6789 posts) -

Goddamnit, everything you ever post is perfection.

#45 Posted by insane_shadowblade85 (1378 posts) -

Ryan welcomes you back =)

#46 Posted by Soren (291 posts) -

oh man this is so good

#47 Posted by Legend (2646 posts) -

Ryan responded, "Welcome home, friend. RT @GiantBombSquad: EVERYONE! BiffMcBlumpkin is back, and he has his eyes set on ruining @taswell http://t.co/Pb7U3KbL."

Your move, Biff.

#48 Posted by ShiftyMagician (2129 posts) -

Sorry but I don't find random swears from a photoshopped PM relating to some random user to be funny. No discussion value can really be made here.

#49 Posted by xdaknightx69 (449 posts) -

@cancerdancer said:

@xdaknightx69 said:

if thats true jus cancel ur sub , u dont need to give ur money to someone thats gonna abuse u or u can demand a apology.

also i'm goin on weather his OP is true .

tc

It's a joke and stop typing like a 12 year old.

i dont recall asking for ur opinion!!

#50 Posted by GJSmitty (651 posts) -

@Dany said:

uh...well this is weird.

WAIT A MINUTE. Why the hell is the premium badge UNDER his avatar????

hey guys, i did it.

I noticed that too, and I thought I was all clever until I scrolled down and saw your post :(