Save your wife or your baby?

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#1  Edited By alternate
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#2  Edited By Dany

You should die.

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#3  Edited By abdo

BOTH OR DIE TRYING

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#4  Edited By alternate
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#5  Edited By audiosnag

Hmm...you make a strong point with B.....

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#6  Edited By uniform

The wife would hate you for the rest of her life for not choosing the baby.

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#7  Edited By EuanDewar

Either way you would end up with horrific guilt which would ruin your life until the point you commit suicide.

Happy Days.

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#8  Edited By ajamafalous

Wife. I have no emotional attachment to an unborn child.

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#9  Edited By FesteringNeon

The baby. If my product was to fail.. where would the eventual genius in this world come from?  

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#10  Edited By zombie2011

None, and start a new.

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#11  Edited By Jay444111

The only right answer is to sacrifice yourself to keep your loved ones alive, that is what a good human being would do in such a situation.
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#12  Edited By FancySoapsMan
@ajamafalous said:
" Wife. I have no emotional attachment to an unborn child. "
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#13  Edited By TheHBK

How does anyone not choose the second option?  My wife, as much as I love her, does not have my genes in her.  And single dads do get mad pussy.  Ryan would agree with me.

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#14  Edited By DystopiaX

If I had to pick, probably wife, because I can make another child. Also, baby implies newborn, so I wouldn't get to know her as a person yet really. It does sound horrible but if I had no other choice...

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#15  Edited By PerryVandell
@abdo said:
" BOTH OR DIE TRYING "
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#16  Edited By AhmadMetallic

im so anti-marriage and anti-making-babies its crazy, but IF i were stupid enough to put myself in fathers' shoes, i'd save the wife i love. she cant be replaced

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#17  Edited By habster3
@Dany said:
"You should die. "
Be nice
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#18  Edited By Seedofpower

How do I flag a poll?
Before anyone gets retarded. . .

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#19  Edited By 71Ranchero
@abdo said:
" BOTH OR DIE TRYING "
This. Any man that is a man would do the same.
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#20  Edited By crusader8463

Wife. Can always make more babies.

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#21  Edited By Yummylee

I'll just kill them both. Wife's fucking the postman anywhoo and I can already sense my child silently judging me with its creepy unborn baby eyes.

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#22  Edited By ez123

Having to take care of my own flesh and blood alone wouldn't work out well for me, the kid, or Earth.

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#23  Edited By Thoughtbird
@ajamafalous said:
" Wife. I have no emotional attachment to an unborn child. "
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#24  Edited By PhatSeeJay
@abdo said:
" BOTH OR DIE TRYING "
Word.
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#26  Edited By myke_tuna

I would say the baby because I think that's why my wife would want anyway. Especially her given the whole "mother-offspring" relationship. That's what I would want if I was the other choice and she was the chooser.

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#27  Edited By Lifestrike
car apple cheese
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#28  Edited By Aronman789

I'd save the kid. Just as long as you don't become a drunkard or a pussy, they should grow up fine.
Or at least that's what movies and family sitcoms tell me.


Of course, you could always re-animate them.   
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#29  Edited By nintendoeats

Somebody has been watching House Season 2.

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#30  Edited By Djeffers03

It's gotta be the wife. That's who you have all the emotional attachment to unlike the baby. And yeah, you could always just have another child, or 8....

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#31  Edited By PrivateIronTFU

Obviously the baby. 

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Saving the woman is standard medical practice if both have equal chances of surviving, so I went with that.

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#33  Edited By Kyreo
This is a stupid poll.
I miss Astroftriforce.
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#34  Edited By keyhunter

Save the wife, and convince her that if she tries to have another baby it will also die.

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#35  Edited By blueduck
@Kyreo said:
" This is a stupid poll.
I miss Astroftriforce.
"
This is a stupid post.
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#36  Edited By Kyreo
@blueduck said:
" @Kyreo said:
" This is a stupid poll.
I miss Astroftriforce.
"
This is a stupid post. "
Are you making fun of my BOLD font?
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#37  Edited By OmegaChosen

I'd take my wife's choice into consideration(since, you know, it involves her life) but I'd most likely save my wife, barring she doesn't threaten to kill herself or something if I don't choose to save the baby.

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#38  Edited By James_ex_machina

Be smart don't get married or have kids.... LOL

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#39  Edited By TheFreeMan
@PhatSeeJay said:
" @abdo said:
" BOTH OR DIE TRYING "
Word. "
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#40  Edited By James_ex_machina
@keyhunter: I laughed so hard at this my sides are hurting.
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#41  Edited By biospank

none, I would hide in shame with my ps3

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@alternate said:
"Me, I would never get married nor willingly have kids so it is a bit of a coin toss ;-) "
That's going to be a very lonely life, chum.
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I would save my significant other. Babies are replenishable.

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#44  Edited By NegativeCero

I would say the baby as I would think my wife would want him or her to live even if she were to die.

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I guess I'd go with my wife but then again the incident will probably put a shadow on our relationship that we'd never fully recover from.

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#46  Edited By JammyJesus
@abdo said:
" BOTH OR DIE TRYING "
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#47  Edited By nick_verissimo
@abdo said:
" BOTH OR DIE TRYING "
I was looking for that option as well.
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#48  Edited By Skytylz

The child, I think your wife would hate you for choosing her over the baby.

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#49  Edited By iam3green

i would say wife, the baby was ugly anyway. i don't have a baby.

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#50  Edited By Fajita_Jim
@uniform said:
" The wife would hate you for the rest of her life for not choosing the baby. "
This. For sure.

If you chose her over the baby, she wouldn't be your wife for long.