So theres a girl right accross from me, i have read a few body language books and i think i'm getting quite a few signals to approach, i am on my computer and she is on hers in the studen library in UNI :P. What do i say? Its annoying to know when something is happening but not knowing what to do about it...
Ask her how much a polar bear ways, when she says "I don't know" say "Me neither, but I'm pretty sure it's enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm [Insert your name here]" Brought to you by Weekend Confirmed.
Ask her if she knows about googledocs, since every living student should! At least it's an excuse to open a conversation. If she says "yes", well. I don't know. Run away screaming.
Insult/Compliment as always, for example: "Hey, your neck is wierd.... but in a good way, very sexy"
Make them doubt themselves, and then reassure them. If you can make them feel reassured at a premature level (complimenting and making them feel like they did when they were younger) you got it all ACED!
" Insult/Compliment as always, for example: "Hey, your neck is wierd.... but in a good way, very sexy" Make them doubt themselves, and then reassure them. If you can make them feel reassured at a premature level (complimenting and making them feel like they did when they were younger) you got it all ACED! "
next time try something simple like, "hey my laptop isn't connecting to the network, is yours? " "oh it is? ok so it's my machine then " wait a minute, pretend like you're trying things "hey sorry i wanna see if it's my user ID(say it cooler though) mind if log in through yours/you log in through mine?" assuming your uni has a netwrk like most where you're logged in with your own unique ID hers of course works "well darn, then I'm not sure what the problem is, thanks a lot by the way I'm (insert name)." don't ask hers, it makes it more obvious you're trying to start a conversation, she'll probably just tell you. wait a few seconds, close your laptop a little frustrated, she should still be watching you. "well looks like i can't do anywork for a little bit. I'm gonna go grab a coffee/other drink/snack/etc.mind watching my computer/stuff for a minute? awesome thanks" walk away a step or two " Oh hey (insert her name) want me to grab you anything?" she declines most likely. "hey it's no problem, I owe you for the trouble" come back and have a little chat, and maybe ask for an email/phone number, if you used her computer, pay close attention to what she had up, facebook, notes, essay, other websites, if it's something you can build off of in a minute or two, then use it, don't bring it up immeadietly though, otherwise she'll also know that you did it on purpose.
come on kids get creative here! better luck next time guy!
PS insult/compliment only works well after you've been talking for a bit, otherwise you come off as a jerk.
" Insult/Compliment as always, for example: "Hey, your neck is wierd.... but in a good way, very sexy" Make them doubt themselves, and then reassure them. If you can make them feel reassured at a premature level (complimenting and making them feel like they did when they were younger) you got it all ACED! "
i really can't tell if you're joking or not... "
Because you know, deep down, that that works.
Go up to her. Till she notices you, as if you are about to say hi. But DONT! Just stand there looking at her. She will be looking at you expecting something. Then after a while she will say "hello?" or something like "can i help you?" Then you go "psht, not interested" and walk away. For the next couple of days she will be thinking about you non stop. Then one day just go up to her and say FINE we can go out once. And voila, love story.
I'm a girl and honestly the best thing you can say is just "Hi " . If she's not a complete ass she'll say hi back and then you kind of just take it from there. If she gives you a smug look and brushes you off .... you'll be better off not knowing her, trust me. So don't feel rejected at all of something like that happens. :)
this is probably too late to help the OP but it's still useful for all you others out there picking up the ladies. guaranteed to "increase your pussy intake by 10 ma-fuckin fold"
@McSmunions: ROFL, that was awesome. With some modifications I believe his approach can work. Might just have to find some classy versions of those techniques for classier women and adjust accordingly.
So theres a girl in this thread, i have watched a lot of The Pickup Artist and i think i'm getting quite a few signals to approach, i am on my computer and she is on presumably hers on Giant Bomb :P. What do i say? Its annoying to know when something is happening but not knowing what to do about it...
" So theres a girl in this thread, i have watched a lot of The Pickup Artist and i think i'm getting quite a few signals to approach, i am on my computer and she is on presumably hers on Giant Bomb :P. What do i say? Its annoying to know when something is happening but not knowing what to do about it... "
Oh wait, am I supposed to add "I'm a girl" to the beginning of my post? -.- "
Actually, if you can include that fact in every post you make, it'd probably just be easier for all involved. That way we know to treat you differently...
" Insult/Compliment as always, for example: "Hey, your neck is wierd.... but in a good way, very sexy" Make them doubt themselves, and then reassure them. If you can make them feel reassured at a premature level (complimenting and making them feel like they did when they were younger) you got it all ACED! "
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