Sexy Screen Saver Problems

During my freshman year I had an incident that involved having hot chicks as the background on your laptop. I used to cycle through various sexy images of Mila Kunis, Melanie Iglesias, and other incredible women that make my dick wiggle.

So a few weeks into my first year of college I visited my girlfriend at UVA. She was a relatively understanding girl, but thanks to better judgment I decided to change my background. Since TnA are the two greatest things in this world, before I left my background was a less-than-moderately dressed Kate Upton; I replaced it with a picture of a gorgeous meadow with trees and daisies and a sign that said “I’m Gay” in the background. Or it might as well have. In retrospect, I went a little overboard.

I was visiting for the weekend, and when Saturday rolled around I was playing around on my laptop while she was getting ready so we could go to the football game. When she came out she said with intense urgency that we had to leave immediately and pulled me out of my chair. While I had switched my background, I had forgotten to change my screen-saver, which still cycled through most of the inappropriate pictures on my hard-drive. This would not be too bad, but all of my girlfriend’s suite-mates had their families visiting for the weekend. Honestly, everyone and their dog showed up, and to make it worse almost all of them were devout Christians.

When we got back I was greeted by one of the mothers with “your wallpapers are very…interesting”. It was a pretty bad first impression, and I’m fairly certain that they all thought I was a slut, a scumbag, or both.

In retrospect, they were not really wrong. That is what that signifies, and I have always thought that slutty wallpapers make guys look like douches that cannot get a girl on their own so they stare at one on their screen all day. I know it is not that pathetic, but it can easily be viewed that way.

To be honest, sexy wallpapers are probably never a good idea, and truthfully I really do not need another reminder to masturbate. I am already thinking about sex on a regular basis and I could really do without a picture on my screen reminding me to take my dick out every time I boot it up. I already waste enough of my time with that.

During my freshman year I had an incident that involved having hot chicks as the background on your laptop. I used to cycle through various sexy images of Mila Kunis, Melanie Iglesias, and other incredible women that make my dick wiggle.

So a few weeks into my first year of college I visited my girlfriend at UVA. She was a relatively understanding girl, but thanks to better judgment I decided to change my background. Since TnA are the two greatest things in this world, before I left my background was a less-than-moderately dressed Kate Upton; I replaced it with a picture of a gorgeous meadow with trees and daisies and a sign that said “I’m Gay” in the background. Or it might as well have. In retrospect, I went a little overboard.

I was visiting for the weekend, and when Saturday rolled around I was playing around on my laptop while she was getting ready so we could go to the football game. When she came out she said with intense urgency that we had to leave immediately and pulled me out of my chair. While I had switched my background, I had forgotten to change my screen-saver, which still cycled through most of the inappropriate pictures on my hard-drive. This would not be too bad, but all of my girlfriend’s suite-mates had their families visiting for the weekend. Honestly, everyone and their dog showed up, and to make it worse almost all of them were devout Christians.

When we got back I was greeted by one of the mothers with “your wallpapers are very…interesting”. It was a pretty bad first impression, and I’m fairly certain that they all thought I was a slut, a scumbag, or both.

In retrospect, they were not really wrong. That is what that signifies, and I have always thought that slutty wallpapers make guys look like douches that cannot get a girl on their own so they stare at one on their screen all day. I know it is not that pathetic, but it can easily be viewed that way.

To be honest, sexy wallpapers are probably never a good idea, and truthfully I really do not need another reminder to masturbate. I am already thinking about sex on a regular basis and I could really do without a picture on my screen reminding me to take my dick out every time I boot it up. I already waste enough of my time with that.

/slowclap

Well... thanks for sharing?

Hahahahahahahaha. That is all.

I can't wait for Sexy Screen Saver Problems More.

good on ya

@Milkman said:

I can't wait for Sexy Screen Saver Problems More.

sexy screen savers cant eat

Aaaaaaaaaaapproved.

How the FUCK does "I had sexy photos and my mom saw" come out as that much text? I couldn't do that if I tried.

This whole incident feels like it was written for a comedy couple that with the devout Christians makes it perfect.

Well...

Brilliant Title.

For the record Pictures of Meadows > Pictures of Kate Upton.

I only like to see sexy women when I'm in the mood for sexy women. I really dislike when I'm doing something of the not-horny persuasion and then I see a sexy lady and now I'm stuck in horny mode. I got shit to do, I can't be thinking about your ass, I got to file these taxes!

And don't worry, as you age away from 18 you'll think about sex less and less. And taxes more and more. ... Never grow up, kids.

You should make the switch from those disgusting 3D girls to the superior 2D. I hear Giant Bomb is a good place to find pictures of naked cartoon pussy, you should start there.

@Brodehouse said:

I only like to see sexy women when I'm in the mood for sexy women. I really dislike when I'm doing something of the not-horny persuasion and then I see a sexy lady and now I'm stuck in horny mode. I got shit to do, I can't be thinking about your ass, I got to file these taxes! And don't worry, as you age away from 18 you'll think about sex less and less. And taxes more and more. ... Never grow up, kids.

Oh man, I just got done filing my taxes!

I am so pumped right now!

What would the O.P done if he got caught masturbating? Or having sex? Celibacy?

Not that I think as a guy you NEED to have a half naked women on your desktop, I just don't think it is a flaw in your person if you do. For the record, I have Tigger as mine.

I never understood the point of having "sexy" pics as a wallpaper or poster. Also, what does it really matter what your wallpaper is? I go weeks without actually looking at my desktop. Are you endlessly searching for a shortcut on your desktop that you need to take a break and stare at some tits?

ummm interesting story....

@psylah said:

You should make the switch from those disgusting 3D girls to the superior 2D. I hear Giant Bomb is a good place to find pictures of naked cartoon pussy, you should start there.

It's the number #1 source.

So are the problems or the screen-savers sexy?

you guys are missing his brilliance, he just made you read a wall of text about total bullshit just by having a title with the word "sexy" in it.

Ahahaha. Oh man, it sucks that they saw it but it's not the end of the world.

Okay...

Those reasons you listed are why I think those kinds of backgrounds are pathetic.

What did I just read? I have plenty of questionable Sena Kashiwazaki images on my phone. I need to be careful about looking at my album in public. ><

@Apathylad said:

What did I just read? I have plenty of questionable Sena Kashiwazaki images on my phone. I need to be careful about looking at my album in public. ><

I am not judging and will probably get some flak for this, but I think you should be more worried about the fact it is a cartoon character (as I just did a search to see who that person was and that's what popped up) and you have them because they are "questionable" =P

I usually have a picture of Miranda Kerr as my background but when I see it I don't think of anything sexual, I think " I bet she's a nice person in real life" and go on with whatever it is I was doing.

I see the solution: you need to get rid off all the slutty photos and get some "classy" pictures in the works. Stick some Susan Coffey in there and see how it goes.

I think you should go the other way. Escalate. Show em you don't give a good goddamn.

Wooooow

@psylah said:

You should make the switch from those disgusting 3D girls to the superior 2D. I hear Giant Bomb is a good place to find pictures of naked cartoon pussy, you should start there.

You just had to say the words "naked cartoon pussy" didn't you?

YO I CAME BACK BECAUSE I HERD WE WERE TALKIN ABOUT NAKED CARTOON PUSSY IN HERE

fuckin post the meadows pictures already. I wanna see some bush.

Dick wigglers!

Who still uses a screen saver?

@UnhappyCanadian said:

To be honest, sexy wallpapers are probably never a good idea,

You took the words right out of my mouth. You're supposed to hide your porn, not put it on display.

Edit: Also, how does looking at pictures of meadows make you gay?

@Shortbreadtom said:

Well... thanks for sharing?

That's exactly what I was going to write.

SPOILER WARNING: Click here to reveal hidden content.

Quite enjoyed reading that! .... but I don't know why? O.o

I accidentally left open my porn folder when my grandmother was at my house and needed to do something on the computer.

Do you mean screensavers or wallpapers?

Jesus.

I have the bombcrew persona as my wallpaper, ive yet to find the sexy bombcrew wallpaper, who is making that?

http://seaserpent.giantbomb.com/forums/quests-5331/black-and-white-pix-of-dope-guys-and-hype-girls-1424223

http://seaserpent.giantbomb.com/forums/general-discussion-30/pics-of-cute-girls-1424121

Hey, sexy girls, awesome pictures of space, nice landspaces, whatever. If it looks good, no reason not to have there for you to look at.

Also, thanks for the story, I guess?

Thanks... i'll remember this for the future.

How about not be a creepy guy

@Brodehouse said:

I only like to see sexy women when I'm in the mood for sexy women. I really dislike when I'm doing something of the not-horny persuasion and then I see a sexy lady and now I'm stuck in horny mode. I got shit to do, I can't be thinking about your ass, I got to file these taxes! And don't worry, as you age away from 18 you'll think about sex less and less. And taxes more and more. ... Never grow up, kids.

So what you are saying is that I gotta set pictures of my taxes as wallpapers. DONE.

Do you mean screensavers or wallpapers?

Jesus.

@UnhappyCanadian said:

I was visiting for the weekend, and when Sunday rolled around I was playing around on my laptop while she was getting ready so we could go to the football game.

College football games are on Saturday, so I'm going to make a giant leap to conclusions and assume the entire thing is made up.

@Chaser324: His name is UnhappyCanadian, who knows how college football operates up here.

I think you should go the other way. Escalate. Show em you don't give a good goddamn.