Posted by HS21 (2682 posts) -

I was on a podcast with Leonardo Da Vinci

    
Assassars. Sitting naked in an attic by an open window is our host Jazz steering a sinking ship with his crew; navigator Turboman, deck scrubber Arab_Prince, rum drinker Deadglove and nuclear physicist HS21

  

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#1 Edited by HS21 (2682 posts) -

I was on a podcast with Leonardo Da Vinci

    
Assassars. Sitting naked in an attic by an open window is our host Jazz steering a sinking ship with his crew; navigator Turboman, deck scrubber Arab_Prince, rum drinker Deadglove and nuclear physicist HS21

  

Ask us a question for the podcast at  www.formspring.me/HS21       
Download the podcast here. (Right Click -> Save As)  
#2 Posted by dudeglove (7720 posts) -

first

#3 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -

I don't think Godsmack is going to bring in the listeners. Should have been Barry Manilow or something. Now that's a talent.

#4 Posted by HS21 (2682 posts) -
@dudeglove: You made Jazz use his outside voice. 

@Claude said:
" I don't think Godsmack is going to bring in the listeners. Should have been Barry Manilow or something. Now that's a talent. "
You didn't love the flavour Godsmack brought to Prince of Persia: The Warrior Within!? Godsmack was the warrior within. It was them all along. 
#5 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -
@HS21 said:
" @dudeglove: You made Jazz use his outside voice. 

@Claude said:
" I don't think Godsmack is going to bring in the listeners. Should have been Barry Manilow or something. Now that's a talent. "
You didn't love the flavour Godsmack brought to Prince of Persia: The Warrior Within!? Godsmack was the warrior within. It was them all along. 
"
Now I know why I never played The Warrior Within.
#6 Posted by HS21 (2682 posts) -
@Claude: I think you'll like what I've done with the place Claudicus. 
#7 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -
Yeah, now it all makes sense.
#8 Posted by arab_prince (2053 posts) -

I! STAND ALONE!

#9 Posted by HS21 (2682 posts) -
@Claude: @arab_prince: Listening to this now we could have also said Michael Douglas. We talked about 'The Game' with Sean Penn for like...10 minutes : /
#10 Posted by arab_prince (2053 posts) -

Where is godsmack btw...

#11 Edited by HS21 (2682 posts) -
@arab_prince: Oh they had to go to Madison Square Garden. Place is PACKED because Godsmack still pulls in huge amounts. Nickelback is opening so its going to be a beach ball tossing good time. 
#12 Posted by dudeglove (7720 posts) -

The first two and a half minutes are all I need.

#13 Posted by HS21 (2682 posts) -
@dudeglove said:
" The first two and a half minutes are all I need. "
Basically. Then Jazz's niece logs onto Facebook. 
#14 Posted by TurboMan (7498 posts) -

I'm glad my horrible Godsmack joke lead to the topic under discussion right now.


.. I wonder if Sweep knew that we have a podcast.
#15 Posted by Sweep (8837 posts) -
@TurboMan said:
" ... I wonder if Sweep knew that we have a podcast."
It's funny you should mention it! I had no idea this thing existed!
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#16 Edited by Claude (16254 posts) -

Why does Turboman always sound so clear? Some of you are in a barrel.

I'm about 46 minutes in and it's gets a lot better. You guys are pretty cool. Interesting discussion.

#17 Posted by FCKSNAP (2299 posts) -

LOVE THE SHOUTOUTS GUYS!


Yeah it was good shit, I'll keep it until I play Portal 2 then listen to the last thirty minutes.
#18 Posted by HS21 (2682 posts) -
@Sweep said:
" @TurboMan said:
" ... I wonder if Sweep knew that we have a podcast."
It's funny you should mention it! I had no idea this thing existed! "
It fell off the back of a truck.

@Claude: People at Jazz's house started using the internet, the quality took a nosedive. We really need Fwylo to DJ this. 

@Snapstacle said:
" LOVE THE SHOUTOUTS GUYS!

Yeah it was good shit, I'll keep it until I play Portal 2 then listen to the last thirty minutes.
"
Spoilers: Left click is the  blue portal but right click is a completely different colour!
#19 Posted by ThatFrood (3375 posts) -

Why do I keep listening to these.

#20 Posted by Sweep (8837 posts) -
@HS21: I lone it.
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#21 Posted by FCKSNAP (2299 posts) -
@HS21: Are you fucking with me? Tell me you're fucking with me! What next? You get to have one of each portal open at the same time instead of one at a time?
#22 Posted by HS21 (2682 posts) -
@ThatFrood said:
" Why do I keep listening to these. "
Same reason we keep making them, we're masochists. 

@Sweep: Should I be admitting that I forgot it was 'lone' and since I couldn't remember I shamefully decided to ignore it and move on to another in joke? 
#23 Posted by HS21 (2682 posts) -
@Snapstacle: Its called Portal 2. TWO portals this time!
#24 Posted by ThatFrood (3375 posts) -

Ironically, you guys' shitty russian accents are better than the shitty russian accent in Dr. Strangelove spoken by the diplomat.

#25 Posted by Jazz (2251 posts) -

wait..i thought we agreed this never happened

goddamnit.
#26 Posted by HS21 (2682 posts) -
@ThatFrood said:
" Ironically, you guys' shitty russian accents are better than the shitty russian accent in Dr. Strangelove spoken by the diplomat. "
With Deadglove actually living in Russia and speaking the language he has less of an excuse to do a shitty accent. I give our attempts one half potato out of 7.

@Jazz said:
" wait..i thought we agreed this never happened
goddamnit.
"
Shut your window!
#27 Edited by Yummylee (21470 posts) -

Are you all broadcasting from a half flooded submarine? Minus Jazz who has the mic quality to make it appear like he's actually here, next to me, whispering every subtle tone down my ear.

Also Tekken has the best fighting game storyline. Why? Because Kung Fu Bears, boxing Kangaroo's and a main (or rather sub at this point) villain who's like 1242 years old, that's why.

#28 Posted by Tebbit (4457 posts) -
@Abyssfull said:
" Are you all broadcasting from a half flooded submarine? Minus Jazz who has the mic quality to make it appear like he's actually hear, next to me, whispering every subtle tone down my ear. "
When you need to see a man about whispering sweet-nothings down your ear... Jazz and to a lesser extent, @Claude are always there.

Come to think of it, I've never heard Claude's voice outside of that community song. Bring him in as a guest, I demand it!
#29 Posted by HS21 (2682 posts) -
@Abyssfull: Tekken also has the most accurate reflection of a Russian man in that one character with a scar face as far as I'm concerned.  And blame Jazz's shared internet. The quality goes down hard when people other than him starts using it. We really need Fwylo back. 

@Tebbit: Claude called into the call in show with Dave! It was wonderful and probably the only caller worth listening to. 
#30 Posted by Red12b (9084 posts) -
@ThatFrood said:
" Why do I keep listening to these. "
is it worth it?
#31 Posted by Jazz (2251 posts) -
@Abyssfull said:
" Are you all broadcasting from a half flooded submarine? Minus Jazz who has the mic quality to make it appear like he's actually here, next to me, whispering every subtle tone down my ear. Also Tekken has the best fighting game storyline. Why? Because Kung Fu Bears, boxing Kangaroo's and a main (or rather sub at this point) villain who's like 1242 years old, that's why. "
did you listen to the very end? Is my radio 4 voice on there...i think I may start talking like that all the time from now on.
I could call it...Jazz Club

nice
#32 Posted by ThatFrood (3375 posts) -

I couldn't listen to most of this podcast because Portal 2 >:[
Also Max Payne 2 is both better and worse than the first. I hate what they did to Vlad in Max Payne 2. He was cool in the first and a metrosexual in the second.
Also, I heard jazz say elephant rising too.
Also also I agree about the "sexing up chell" stuff. It's funny how everyone praised the first portal (in addition to all the other stuff) about how the female character wasn't sexualized.

#33 Posted by arab_prince (2053 posts) -

For some reason my 40 dollar mic from logitech doesn't have the best quality. I still have a gift card to futureshop, maybe I should pick up a new one. especially sicne I am realizign we acutally have listeners :S wtf

#34 Posted by HS21 (2682 posts) -
@Jazz: Jazz Club.... I'm a little impressed. Also, Mafia 2 is pretty good.

@ThatFrood: The gameplay of Max Payne 2 was definitely better, but yeah some of the story/design decisions didn't quite gel with what was established in the first game. 

@arab_prince: Logitech illegitimate. Maybe my mics will sound better on this new computer. Maybe Jazz will stop hosting the calls. 
#35 Edited by Jazz (2251 posts) -
@HS21 said:

" @Jazz: Jazz Club.... I'm a little impressed. Also, Mafia 2 is pretty good.

@ThatFrood: The gameplay of Max Payne 2 was definitely better, but yeah some of the story/design decisions didn't quite gel with what was established in the first game. 


@arab_prince: Logitech illegitimate. Maybe my mics will sound better on this new computer. Maybe Jazz will stop hosting the calls. 

"

you host the calls, I just record..badly. I blame Fwylo and his fuck buddies in tia..that place I don't know how to spell.

oh and