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#1 Posted by FiestaUnicorn (1577 posts) -


#2 Edited by TruthTellah (8422 posts) -

I give this post three Vinstars out of five.

#3 Posted by TehFlan (1944 posts) -

Yes.

#4 Posted by BabyChooChoo (4252 posts) -

No, because 1 Vinny is worth 5 stars.

#5 Posted by Little_Socrates (5675 posts) -

No, it can't change to Vinnies. If it's even one Vinny, that would mean I'd have to buy it. And I don't want my bank broken on the premise of collecting all the Vinnies.

If we wanted to change the scoring to a BradBucks system, I could be down for that.

#6 Posted by SadPatrol (499 posts) -

That'd be awesome

#7 Posted by MoseSSesoM (235 posts) -

Sure.

#8 Posted by Shun_Akiyama (490 posts) -

no brad bucks

#9 Posted by Captain_Felafel (1552 posts) -

I vote for Jeff Jars.

#10 Posted by Deusx (1902 posts) -

3 out of 5 cunts.

#11 Edited by Ben_H (3296 posts) -

The rule of Vinny in polls applies here.

#12 Posted by Little_Socrates (5675 posts) -

@Captain_Felafel said:

I vote for Jeff Jars.

This would work too.

#13 Posted by GooieGreen (453 posts) -

I give this idea Sleep-Brad Comments out of Clumps of Patrick's Hair.

#14 Posted by BaconGames (3284 posts) -

Sorry, I only accept Ztars in my reviews.

Online
#15 Posted by TheHT (10810 posts) -

@Shun_Akiyama said:

no brad bucks
#16 Posted by htr10 (329 posts) -

@Ben_H said:

The rule of Vinnie in polls applies here.

My town lost out on a badly needed sanitation bill because the options were 'yes, no, or Vinnie'

#17 Posted by Vinny_Says (5681 posts) -

Yes because we actually know what a rating from Vinny means.

When Jeff gives a game 4 stars and then spends 2 podcasts critisizing that game it leaves one confused. What does 4 stars even mean anymore?

#18 Posted by JonathanAshleyMoore (281 posts) -

I want them to do this. A lot.

#19 Posted by Klei (1768 posts) -

Congrats on being weirdos, guys.

#20 Posted by Mijati (877 posts) -

But how many Vinnies are in a furlong?

#21 Posted by Hunkulese (2628 posts) -

I'd say sure if there were only two options. A game is either rated Vinny or Ninja Gaiden 3.

#22 Posted by htr10 (329 posts) -

@DarkDude said:

But how many Vinnies are in a furlong?

First one to say 775 million has to forfeit their membership for meme overuse!...oh, wait...crap!

#23 Posted by Winternet (8002 posts) -

Stars should change to Brad Bucks.

#24 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3048 posts) -

I want every game I buy to come with a Vinny.

#25 Posted by Video_Game_King (35842 posts) -

Change it to uhs.

#26 Posted by Hunkulese (2628 posts) -

@Vinny_Says said:

Yes because we actually know what a rating from Vinny means.

When Jeff gives a game 4 stars and then spends 2 podcasts critisizing that game it leaves one confused. What does 4 stars even mean anymore?

Just listen to what he's actually saying. He really likes to take his time complaining about minor details. I'm not saying 5 stars means a perfect game but if he gives a game 4 stars there's obviously something he doesn't like and he prefers to spend podcast time talking about it instead of the good parts.

#27 Posted by AndrewB (7453 posts) -

No, it should be changed to Yosukes. The scale starts at 0 Yosukes. The more Yosukes it gets, the worse the game was. There's no limit to the number of Yosukes a game can recieve.

#28 Posted by Canteu (2821 posts) -

One Vinny is worth 100% so no, this would be impossible.

#29 Posted by Dalai (6980 posts) -

No Vinnies, no Brad Bucks, no Jeff Jars. 
 
Davis Dollars are okay, though.

#30 Posted by SpartanAmbrose (831 posts) -

@BabyChooChoo said:

No, because 1 Vinny is worth 5 stars.

#31 Posted by Hockeymask27 (3683 posts) -

how about half vinnies?

#32 Posted by weegieanawrench (1934 posts) -

Even if Vinny is worth 5 stars, we can still use him to rate games. Just split him up into fifths. You hear that Skyrim? You got all the Vinny.

#33 Posted by HaltIamReptar (2029 posts) -

That's the scoring system for GiantVinny.com, you goofs

#34 Posted by BulletproofMonk (2718 posts) -

Probably.

#35 Posted by zombiepenguin9 (527 posts) -

The game score should just be a video of Vinny telling us if he'd play the game or not. If it's not Vinny-approved, don't waste your time!

#36 Posted by Moncole (636 posts) -

It should be on how big Patrick's hair is.

#37 Posted by James_ex_machina (905 posts) -
@Deusx

3 out of 5 cunts.

This.
#38 Edited by MrKlorox (11198 posts) -

No they should be Vinnys. Who the fuck is Vinnie?
 
@Hunkulese said:

@Vinny_Says said:

Yes because we actually know what a rating from Vinny means.

When Jeff gives a game 4 stars and then spends 2 podcasts critisizing that game it leaves one confused. What does 4 stars even mean anymore?

Just listen to what he's actually saying. He really likes to take his time complaining about minor details. I'm not saying 5 stars means a perfect game but if he gives a game 4 stars there's obviously something he doesn't like and he prefers to spend podcast time talking about it instead of the good parts.

Except for games he actually just doesn't like. He can't articulate why he dislikes Red Dead Redemption in even the most broad of strokes, but he can dissect why a particular minigame gets annoying to play after the second time and how devs could have made it fun for longer, without hesitation.
#39 Posted by eroticfishcake (7782 posts) -

Why not just get rid of the scoring system altogether like RPS do? Maybe then people will actually read the damn things.

#40 Posted by Aviont (20 posts) -

I approve of the Vinnies idea

#41 Posted by Getz (2986 posts) -

The people have spoken.

#42 Posted by yoshisaur (2611 posts) -

They need to change it to the Children's Hospital Pain chart with the variety of faces for the level of pain. Then just replace the face with Vinny.

#43 Posted by david3cm (635 posts) -

@Deusx: There is already a website I visit that uses that rating system, they aint rating games though.

#44 Posted by deathstriker666 (1337 posts) -

Everything needs more Vinny

#45 Posted by TheKramer89 (422 posts) -

why don't all of the reviewers pick their own thing?

Jeff-jars

Brad-Bradbucks

Ryan-Yoshis

Alex-Things

Vinny-Cunts

Patrick-Obstensiblies

Drew-Nods (get it? trackir? no? never mind...)

Dave-Wifebeaters

#46 Posted by Demoskinos (14523 posts) -

I vote for a Ztar rating system only. It is of course the one true metric in the universe as ordained by Mario Party 9.

#47 Posted by NegativeCero (2974 posts) -

How many Brad bucks to buy my game 5 Vinnies?

#48 Posted by Willin (1277 posts) -

But how would that translate to Metacritic score?

#49 Posted by Landon (4127 posts) -

@NegativeCero said:

How many Brad bucks to buy my game 5 Vinnies?

Brad bucks are almost worthless. You might as well be trying to trade coconuts for American dollar bills, which are already worthless compared to Vinnies.

#50 Edited by donkeyscrotes (69 posts) -

I rate this 5/5 Vinnies:

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