We did it you guys.
It was a long, hard road but we finally did it.
Steve is going to eat the eggs, all the eggs.
Smash Mouth said they would eat the eggs if we raised $10,000 to save dying children, and we did it.
The children don't have to die.
I cannot even begin to describe the joy I felt as the money ticker slowly crept up to the 10k mark. In fact I am so overwhelmed with various emotions that I am can only barely type this message to you, but I have to go on.
The world needs to know.
I am perhaps most relieved that the children are finally getting all of that hard fought money they deserve. Smash Mouth, for whatever reason, didn't think dying children were worth their time and other people's money, but we finally got them to come to their sense by hitting them in the one place no celebrity of yesteryear can withstand repeated bludgeonings to.
Their social media efforts.
That's right, by targeting Smash Mouth's twitter and facebook accounts with new members and messages in the thousands, we managed to make Smash Mouth genuinely believe people still cared about them. We overinflated their collective ego to the bursting point, and it was at that point they knew they had to eat the eggs lest they lose all those new converts to the house of Harwell.
We may never truly know why Smash Mouth hates dying children so much, but one thing is for certain.
We saved those kids you guys, we did what needed doing and we saved the fuck out of those kids, Smash Mouth be damned.
I am so proud of all of you.
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