So i found out that i weigh 39 kg..

And im 17. i almost punched the doctor when he said that i had the same weight as an 11 year old.. his face had a smile on it.

Basically 99.9% of girls on this planet weigh more than me, and im a guy. what a great  confidence source!! i feel my self-esteem rocketing through the roof!!

Oh well, when life gives you lemons you beat the crap out of someone with them.  guess i need to visit the exorcist again because the demon in me is sucking all the food away.

How tall are you?

Time to start drinking that KFC gravy.

" And im 17. i almost punched the doctor when he said that i had the same weight as an 11 year old.. his face had a smile on it.Basically 99.9% of girls on this planet weigh more than me, and im a guy. what a great  confidence source!! i feel my self-esteem rocketing through the roof!!Oh well, when life gives you lemons you beat the crap out of someone with them.  guess i need to visit the exorcist again because the demon in me is sucking all the food away. "

" How tall are you? "

" @lavaman77: Maybe hit the gym? I dunno what to tell you. "

" And im 17. i almost punched the doctor when he said that i had the same weight as an 11 year old.. his face had a smile on it.Basically 99.9% of girls on this planet weigh more than me, and im a guy. what a great  confidence source!! i feel my self-esteem rocketing through the roof!!Oh well, when life gives you lemons you beat the crap out of someone with them.  guess i need to visit the exorcist again because the demon in me is sucking all the food away. "

" Time to start drinking that KFC gravy. "

" @lavaman77 said:

" And im 17. i almost punched the doctor when he said that i had the same weight as an 11 year old.. his face had a smile on it.Basically 99.9% of girls on this planet weigh more than me, and im a guy. what a great  confidence source!! i feel my self-esteem rocketing through the roof!!Oh well, when life gives you lemons you beat the crap out of someone with them.  guess i need to visit the exorcist again because the demon in me is sucking all the food away. "

I don't think you'll be beating the crap out of anyone. Zing! "

@ssj4raditz

" Time to start drinking that KFC gravy. "

" @Pessh said:

" How tall are you? "

Dunno, haven't measured my height since i was age 10 or so.@Wrighteous86 said:

" @lavaman77: Maybe hit the gym? I dunno what to tell you. "

I already have been going to the gym, i run every day as well. "

Send an email to the Epic Meal Time crew. They'll put some fat on your bones.

Dude, I'm in the same boat as you. Just roll with the punches and be optimistic. 

You're 85 pounds. Are you anorexic? That's extremely unhealthy and you seriously need to put on weight. Start eating more.

" @lavaman77 said:

" And im 17. i almost punched the doctor when he said that i had the same weight as an 11 year old.. his face had a smile on it.Basically 99.9% of girls on this planet weigh more than me, and im a guy. what a great  confidence source!! i feel my self-esteem rocketing through the roof!!Oh well, when life gives you lemons you beat the crap out of someone with them.  guess i need to visit the exorcist again because the demon in me is sucking all the food away. "

Chillaxe, brah. If you're really that concerned about it, then you could always start drinking protein shakes and working out in your school's weight room. "

" @lavaman77 said:

" @Pessh said:

" How tall are you? "

Dunno, haven't measured my height since i was age 10 or so.@Wrighteous86 said:

" @lavaman77: Maybe hit the gym? I dunno what to tell you. "

I already have been going to the gym, i run every day as well. "

Unless your eating a lot you should not run everyday to gain weight. Eat a lot and go to the gym everyday and you will get bigger. "

Eat man, eat! Everything you eat should have carbs in it. Eat a lot of pasta and rice and potatoes! EAT MAN, PLEASE

lol.  

I could bench press two of you. Puny human.

I know you already said you don't how tall you are, but I'm going to assume you're smart enough to at least estimate your height.  Are you sub 5 feet?  Between 5 and 5.5?  5.5-6? You can't be over 6 or you'd be in a hospital.  Are you still growing or have you stopped?  If you're considering putting on some weight through exercise (because anyone suggesting that you do it through unhealthy eating is an irresponsible idiot) then you should know this before putting strain on your growing spine.  

" Send an email to the Epic Meal Time crew. They'll put some fat on your bones. "

" You're 85 pounds. Are you anorexic? That's extremely unhealthy and you seriously need to put on weight. Start eating more. "

" @lavaman77: Eat a lot of grilled chicken breasts. They're good for you and a great source of protein, which is what you need. "

my current diet is severely lacking in them.

@TheMustacheHero

" Dude, I'm in the same boat as you. Just roll with the punches and be optimistic.  Least you're not Obese, least you don't have to watch what you eat. Just ask your smug faced doctor how to gain weight.
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I'm sure that's why you were visiting the doctor but that's seriously unhealthy. I wouldn't get too down about it man, sounds like you probably have a legitimate medical condition causing it so anyone who gives you shit about it is a total asshole.

Eat, dude. Seriously.

" And im 17. i almost punched the doctor when he said that i had the same weight as an 11 year old.. his face had a smile on it.Basically 99.9% of girls on this planet weigh more than me, and im a guy. what a great  confidence source!! i feel my self-esteem rocketing through the roof!!Oh well, when life gives you lemons you beat the crap out of someone with them.  guess i need to visit the exorcist again because the demon in me is sucking all the food away. "

" @lavaman77 said:

" And im 17. i almost punched the doctor when he said that i had the same weight as an 11 year old.. his face had a smile on it.Basically 99.9% of girls on this planet weigh more than me, and im a guy. what a great  confidence source!! i feel my self-esteem rocketing through the roof!!Oh well, when life gives you lemons you beat the crap out of someone with them.  guess i need to visit the exorcist again because the demon in me is sucking all the food away. "

I'm not sure how many people you'll be able to beat the crap out of even if you can put all 39 kgs behind that punch. "

" I know you already said you don't how tall you are, but I'm going to assume you're smart enough to at least estimate your height.  Are you sub 5 feet?  Between 5 and 5.5?  5.5-6? You can't be over 6 or you'd be in a hospital.  Are you still growing or have you stopped?  If you're considering putting on some weight through exercise (because anyone suggesting that you do it through unhealthy eating is an irresponsible idiot) then you should know this before putting strain on your growing spine.   "

" Eat man, eat! Everything you eat should have carbs in it. Eat a lot of pasta and rice and potatoes! EAT MAN, PLEASE "

" lol.  
my dog weight that a few months ago before he was on a diet.  


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" I could bench press two of you. Puny human. "

" @VinceNotVance said:

" Eat man, eat! Everything you eat should have carbs in it. Eat a lot of pasta and rice and potatoes! EAT MAN, PLEASE "

@p_p_o_d said:

" lol.  

my dog weight that a few months ago before he was on a diet.  

"

@PrivateIronTFU said:

" I could bench press two of you. Puny human. "

One of the main benefits of having low weight is the reactions that you get from people. xD "

" I'm sure that's why you were visiting the doctor but that's seriously unhealthy. I wouldn't get too down about it man, sounds like you probably have a legitimate medical condition causing it so anyone who gives you shit about it is a total asshole. "

" Eat, dude. Seriously. "

" @Hunkulese said:

" @lavaman77 said:

" And im 17. i almost punched the doctor when he said that i had the same weight as an 11 year old.. his face had a smile on it.Basically 99.9% of girls on this planet weigh more than me, and im a guy. what a great  confidence source!! i feel my self-esteem rocketing through the roof!!Oh well, when life gives you lemons you beat the crap out of someone with them.  guess i need to visit the exorcist again because the demon in me is sucking all the food away. "

I'm not sure how many people you'll be able to beat the crap out of even if you can put all 39 kgs behind that punch. "

Hey Bro! I already made that joke and even took the time to put a heartfelt Zing behind it. So back the fuck up! "

" @lavaman77: Yes, playing games is a sport. You move your hands and if you have a Kinect or Move, you're definitely MOVing your KINECTed body parts. xD ..................... That was bad.

No, seriously though. Buy some damn KFC! Or food at least. Forget the gym, workout at home. Push-ups, sit-ups, all that stuff. You'll be average in no time.

This is bad advice, don't listen to me. But listen to me! DAMNIT! LEAVE ME ALONE!
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" @lavaman77 said:

" @VinceNotVance said:

" Eat man, eat! Everything you eat should have carbs in it. Eat a lot of pasta and rice and potatoes! EAT MAN, PLEASE "

@p_p_o_d said:

" lol.  
my dog weight that a few months ago before he was on a diet.  


"

@PrivateIronTFU said:

" I could bench press two of you. Puny human. "

One of the main benefits of having low weight is the reactions that you get from people. xD "

Hey, I'm envious of anybody that obviously has a high metabolism. I need to run four miles a day just to stay pudgy. "

" @lavaman77: You can't... estimate your height? You know the length of a meter (I assume, since you're using metric measurements), right? Then you should be able to estimate your height. "

" @Brendan said:

" I know you already said you don't how tall you are, but I'm going to assume you're smart enough to at least estimate your height.  Are you sub 5 feet?  Between 5 and 5.5?  5.5-6? You can't be over 6 or you'd be in a hospital.  Are you still growing or have you stopped?  If you're considering putting on some weight through exercise (because anyone suggesting that you do it through unhealthy eating is an irresponsible idiot) then you should know this before putting strain on your growing spine.   "

You assumed wrong, but i am definitely still growing. to give you an idea of how much my height, im only slightly shorter than a 50 year old man and much taller than a 20 year old woman.
I can't tell you how i found the time to measure myself against strange people (let alone a 50 year old man, what the heck is up with that?) but eh.

I notice people getting smaller too unless my eyes are shrinking...


 @VinceNotVance said:

" Eat man, eat! Everything you eat should have carbs in it. Eat a lot of pasta and rice and potatoes! EAT MAN, PLEASE "

@p_p_o_d said:

" lol.  
my dog weight that a few months ago before he was on a diet.  


"

@PrivateIronTFU said:

" I could bench press two of you. Puny human. "

One of the main benefits of having low weight is the reactions that you get from people. xD "

" You assumed wrong, but i am definitely still growing. to give you an idea of how much my height, im only slightly shorter than a 50 year old man and much taller than a 20 year old woman.
I can't tell you how i found the time to measure myself against strange people (let alone a 50 year old man, what the heck is up with that?) but eh."

Dude, you really just need to eat and if you are eating right something is wrong and you should go for a second visit to a different doctor.

One of my friends is the same height as me (~5' 9") and weighs 115 lbs (too lazy to convert), and I thought that was lightweight.  I am proven wrong once again.

" One of my friends is the same height as me (~5' 9") and weighs 115 lbs (too lazy to convert), and I thought that was lightweight.  I am proven wrong once again. "

I call troll. What 17  year old doesn't know their height? You should at least be able to esimate within 3 inches or so, which is enough for a rough BMI. 

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@lavaman77 said:

" @Axxol said:

" Send an email to the Epic Meal Time crew. They'll put some fat on your bones. "

I don't know who those guys are but for some reason i imagined a group of obese men slicing fat off them and slapping them on me.... Mortal Kombat completely ruined my mental health.

No they're not obese. They do make amazing things, though.
  

  


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" @lavaman77 said:

" @Brendan said:

" I know you already said you don't how tall you are, but I'm going to assume you're smart enough to at least estimate your height.  Are you sub 5 feet?  Between 5 and 5.5?  5.5-6? You can't be over 6 or you'd be in a hospital.  Are you still growing or have you stopped?  If you're considering putting on some weight through exercise (because anyone suggesting that you do it through unhealthy eating is an irresponsible idiot) then you should know this before putting strain on your growing spine.   "

You assumed wrong, but i am definitely still growing. to give you an idea of how much my height, im only slightly shorter than a 50 year old man and much taller than a 20 year old woman.
I can't tell you how i found the time to measure myself against strange people (let alone a 50 year old man, what the heck is up with that?) but eh.

I notice people getting smaller too unless my eyes are shrinking...


 @VinceNotVance said:

" Eat man, eat! Everything you eat should have carbs in it. Eat a lot of pasta and rice and potatoes! EAT MAN, PLEASE "

@p_p_o_d said:

" lol.  
my dog weight that a few months ago before he was on a diet.  


"

@PrivateIronTFU said:

" I could bench press two of you. Puny human. "

One of the main benefits of having low weight is the reactions that you get from people. xD "

I don't know if you have any health complications that making eating or exercising tough on you, but I will caution you to be careful if you're thinking of gaining weight that way.  It's not so much about stunting your growth as it is about preventing lower back and hip problems due to unnecessary strain when they were softer.   "

Food is one of the best things in the world, well good food is anyways. You are missing out on awesomeness. 

" @lavaman77: yES! ThrowING CONtRolleRs! ThAt heAltHy 2! i 85 pOUndS AND CRackhEAD 2! GoT crAck??! u mADEs Of laVa thoUGh mAN! YOu dyiNg sLOWLy! I'm bored out of my mind man. I should go eat some cereal and play Pokemon. LET'S EAT CEREAL TOGETHER MAN! thE craKchEAdS coMiNg baX! O NOOOOOS! nno liSTEN! "

Eat more. Have more meals during a day (go for at least 4). Avoid doing cardio excercises.

I don't get why you would punch a doctor for telling you that you way equivalent to an 11 year old?

Assuming you don't have any medical issues, the following will solve your problem:

" @Geno: Scoot yuh wild Trollkachu!

@lavaman77:  " better yet punch me, ill die in like one hit.)"

You killed me! HAHAHA! 

"

" I don't get why you would punch a doctor for telling you that you way equivalent to an 11 year old?

It is probably very obvious that you are underweight and it can have some serious health implications to be that underweight

why would you punch a doctor for doing his job and trying to make you realize that you need to beef up in any way he can?

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