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#1 Edited by galfisk (136 posts) -

First off, I know this is weird, posting here and all. But I don't care, because I'M STOKED. And scared. Childbirth is still a wonderfull and horrible mystery to me.

Wish me luck! Or post offensive and inappropriate memes, as you are the internet.

Update for the lazy readers: After what seems like an eternity, our little boy has finally made his way out! Thank you all, and though both Wrex and Quasimodo Thunderflash are superb names, we're leaning towards Michael. Both mother and son are in good health, and all is well. Need sleep now, or my brain will turn to mush.

#2 Posted by FancySoapsMan (5796 posts) -

oh hey congratulations 

#3 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8698 posts) -

Congratulations!
 
I hope you find the courage and strength to survive all the sleepless nights to come!

#4 Posted by MistaSparkle (2148 posts) -

Your profile pic literally SCREAMS (lol get it?) World's Best Dad.

Go get 'em tiger!

#5 Posted by FourWude (2261 posts) -

Dad where were you when I was born?

Posting on the internet, son. Like real men did back then.

#6 Posted by Demoskinos (14518 posts) -

Good luck duder. Enroll in the Vinny caravella school of parenting and everything will be okay.

#7 Posted by Subjugation (4716 posts) -

Good luck and preemptive congratulations!

#8 Posted by galfisk (136 posts) -
@FourWude

Dad where were you when I was born?

Posting on the internet, son. Like real men did back then.

Haven't started just yet. Though I'm sleeping with my shoes on tonight, and car keys in hand.
#9 Posted by Akyho (1584 posts) -

Lets hope this song dosnt become your actual life at the birth. Congrats none the less.

#10 Posted by GunslingerPanda (4606 posts) -

I hope you're married, young man!

Only kidding! Good job, good luck, and good gravy.

#11 Posted by NegativeCero (2973 posts) -

Congrats, duder.

#12 Posted by TheJohn (553 posts) -

Congratulations and good luck dude!

#13 Edited by MarkWahlberg (4577 posts) -

Pre-Emptive Congratulations!

#14 Posted by M_Shini (550 posts) -

Thats awesome sauce grats duder, the idea of giving birth to children is still something that is totally nuts and crazy in my head. In a good way i mean tis a miracle.

#15 Posted by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -

Let us know what you name him/her/it/them.

#16 Posted by CookieMonster (2414 posts) -

Pre-emptive grats man!

#17 Edited by believer258 (11563 posts) -

EDIT: OK, does that actually mean something other than congratulations? I've had two people tell me to get out because of it. I was merely finding a flashier way of expressing my congratulations.

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#18 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3065 posts) -

Name you child Vindave!

#19 Posted by 49th (2670 posts) -

I'm 20 :(

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#20 Posted by VoshiNova (1633 posts) -

I have a feeling that your going to be a wonderful father. You come to GiantBomb, your kid will be awesome. n_n

#21 Edited by mscupcakes (612 posts) -

Ooooh congratulations!!!! If it's a boy name him Charlie Tunoku, if it's a girl name her Charlize Tunoku!

#22 Posted by Mushir (2389 posts) -

Congratulations dude. If it's a boy, name him Rex. That's like the coolest name ever.

#23 Edited by mandude (2667 posts) -

Congratulations! Have you picked a name?

May I recommend Quasimodo Thunderflash?

#24 Posted by Phatmac (5720 posts) -

The fuck are you doing here? Go be a dad!

#25 Posted by TheHumanDove (2499 posts) -

On behalf of the Giantbomb gaming forum, we salute you brah

#26 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7039 posts) -
@mscupcakes

Ooooh congratulations!!!! If it's a boy name him Charlie Tunoku, if it's a girl name her Charlize Tunoku!

Seconded.

Regardless, though, congratulations!
#27 Posted by stryker1121 (1324 posts) -

@galfisk: Good luck to you and yours, you big, virile SOB!

#28 Posted by MC_Hify (319 posts) -

Good luck and Congrats!

#29 Posted by eroticfishcake (7782 posts) -

@galfisk: I'll give you a fiver if you recreate this scene.

Oh. And make sure to cut the umbilical cord first.

#30 Posted by Purpz (81 posts) -

GG bro, GG. Heh. But seriously, congrats pal.

#31 Posted by Cyrus_Saren (529 posts) -

Congratulations. Being a dad for almost a year now, all I can say is: Have fun with the sleepless nights for the first couple months. If you can get past that, it's (almost) smooth sailing from there!

#32 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6385 posts) -

@Mushir said:

Congratulations dude. If it's a boy, name him Wrex. That's like the coolest name ever.

You spelled it wrong, but not to worry, I was there.

#33 Posted by EuanDewar (4687 posts) -

I'm 16

Don't fuck this one up for me

#34 Posted by Napalm (9020 posts) -

@believer258 said:

I hate you so much.

#35 Posted by believer258 (11563 posts) -

@Napalm said:

@believer258 said:

I hate you so much.

...what, why? I was just congratulating him in a flashy manner...

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#36 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3048 posts) -

Might?

#37 Posted by _Chad (961 posts) -

@ShadowConqueror said:

Might?

Pending paternity test on the tv show Maury.

#38 Posted by Darkstorn (463 posts) -

I can't wait until I get to rear my own putrid spawn come 30 or so. Raise the kid well so he becomes a productive member of society!

#39 Posted by galfisk (136 posts) -

After what seems like an eternity, our little boy has finally made his way out! Thank you all, and though both Wrex and Quasimodo Thunderflash are superb names, we're leaning towards Michael. Both mother and son are in good health, and all is well. Need sleep now, or my brain will turn to mush.

#40 Posted by NapTimeSleeper (329 posts) -

Conglaturations.

#41 Posted by yoshisaur (2607 posts) -

@galfisk said:

First off, I know this is weird, posting here and all. But I don't care, because I'M STOKED. And scared. Childbirth is still a wonderfull and horrible mystery to me. Wish me luck! Or post offensive and inappropriate memes, as you are the internet.

Just had my daughter 9 months ago, and get ready to have your life change for the better. I never thought I could enjoy a little one under my wing, but man is it the greatest feeling ever.

Congratulations, man - and good luck!

#42 Posted by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -

Congrats mister angry fish! 

#43 Posted by StarvingGamer (7915 posts) -

Is it yours?

I kid! Congrats!

#44 Posted by SexyToad (2760 posts) -

Go stick your master sword in her temple of time!

#45 Posted by Ulain (315 posts) -

@galfisk: At first I thought you meant you might be one because you couldn't find protection, or she forgot the pill, etc.

Bwahaha, congratz! I can only imagine it being the best feeling in the world :D

#46 Posted by evildoer993 (8 posts) -

@galfisk: Congrats.

I wouldn't trade my daughter for the world. She's 2 and half now.. and a complete smart ass.

Best piece of advices I can give

1) Never freak out, it can be handled.

2) Take your share of the pain. I never let me having to get ready for work at 7AM prevent me from spending two hours in the wee hours of the morning trying to put my daughter back to sleep when she was two months old.

3) They're pretty durable, but never assume that durability.

When we first brought her home it's kind of funny. I was with her all night long while my wife slept, and she was with her all day while I slept for two weeks straight. We were afraid she'd just suddenly stop breathing or something.

#47 Posted by iam3green (14390 posts) -

well congratulations on that. i hope that you have fun having a kid.

#48 Posted by LiquidSwords (2738 posts) -
Here are some tips
#49 Posted by TheHT (10804 posts) -

Goodbye sleep, hello new human guiding.

Congratulations! Also, print that tips picture out and paste it all over your home.

#50 Posted by ManU_Fan10ne (662 posts) -

@LiquidSwords said:

Here are some tips

this. and CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!