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#1 Posted by RetroIce4 (4392 posts) -

So I was just making eggs... and I asked my friend if he wanted some. It was like 1 in the morning and he said, "Sure" So I start making them, Sunny Side Up. I was just fooling around. Anyways I was going to say they were done but wanted to play a game. I told him they were done, as he immediately turned around and threw a egg at him. Anyways he went apeshit at me. And I was like... it was a , "Eggcident" (I thought it was pretty funny) Anyways my parents came down and the egg got all over her guicci purse. She went crazy and hit me with a small frying pan. I have a huge lump now. Should I go to the hospital?

#2 Posted by Zombie (201 posts) -

Dance outside untill it goes away.

#3 Posted by brukaoru (5079 posts) -

Is it bleeding? If you think you should go to the hospital, then go, better safe than sorry.

#4 Posted by Vyse_Legends (417 posts) -

Sure why not.:P

#5 Posted by Fr0Br0 (3089 posts) -

*Insert Sunny MGS4 Joke Here*

#6 Posted by Shocker (2339 posts) -
brukaoru said:
"Is it bleeding? If you think you should go to the hospital, then go, better safe than sorry."
Take that advice.
#7 Posted by Just_Insane (1080 posts) -

maybe you shouldn't be a horrible friend and throw eggs at people.....

#8 Posted by Termite (2398 posts) -

Your mom hit you with a small frying-pan?

God damn, she must have been in quite the conniption fit...

Yeah, you should go to a hospital just to make sure it's ok

#9 Posted by RetroIce4 (4392 posts) -
Termite said:
"Your mom hit you with a small frying-pan?

God damn, she must have been in quite the conniption fit...

Yeah, you should go to a hospital just to make sure it's ok"
Yeah when dumb gucci shit cost a couple thousand (I am exaggerating but you know)
#10 Posted by pyromaniac (1703 posts) -

I think you should hit her back

#11 Posted by Ghost_of_Perdition (735 posts) -

Hehe, eggcident.


Throw another egg or two in that purse, then go to the hospital...quickly.

#12 Posted by Player1 (3851 posts) -

hehe

#13 Posted by WickedCobra03 (2102 posts) -

No.  You should prolly hit yourself again for being so stupid.  Anyways, personally just put some ice on it, you are not going to die for the most part.

#14 Posted by pyromaniac (1703 posts) -
RetroIce4 said:
"Termite said:
"Your mom hit you with a small frying-pan?

God damn, she must have been in quite the conniption fit...

Yeah, you should go to a hospital just to make sure it's ok"
Yeah when dumb gucci shit cost a couple thousand (I am exaggerating but you know)"
#15 Posted by Nik_NYG (558 posts) -

hospitals suck. Be a man.

#16 Posted by RetroIce4 (4392 posts) -
Nik_NYG said:
"hospitals suck. Be a man."
Alright. Well My friend had to "leave" the room so she could scream at me some more... I will wait till 2morrow to see how it is. Then I will got to the hospital.
#17 Posted by DualReaver (3882 posts) -

Get a bigger frying pan, and let her know who's in charge.

#18 Posted by Shawn (3825 posts) -
DualReaver said:
"Get a bigger frying pan, and let her know who's in charge."
I laughed for 2 straight minutes at that.

But go to the hospital and tell them it was an eggcident.
#19 Posted by semicolon1twlev2 (894 posts) -
Shawn said:
"DualReaver said:
"Get a bigger frying pan, and let her know who's in charge."
I laughed for 2 straight minutes at that.

But go to the hospital and tell them it was an eggcident."
Me as well.
#20 Posted by Black_Raven (1759 posts) -

Continue to hit your head with a frying pan till the pain goes away.

#21 Posted by Relys (984 posts) -

This was an eggcellent thread. *hurhur*

#22 Posted by mandeponium (275 posts) -

I wish my friend would make me eggs at 1 AM. I'd even put up with an egg to the face just for that.

#23 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -

Well, you should go to the hospital before it looks like words just become random text. Thaskludh slkdjhgsdhdsab dshdajlsgd;kasj;dkjhas dm,jyeo8237ewbgk.kwsdyho8efbk.1r3h. You know?

#24 Posted by Demyx (3237 posts) -

I would just put ice on it for now, and see how you feel tomorrow.
But I don't know if you're supposed to sleep if you have a concussion.

#25 Posted by SonicBomb (686 posts) -

Haha. Nice.

#26 Posted by Fax (534 posts) -

I say put ice on it.

#27 Posted by henjin (829 posts) -

Where did she hit you? Over the head?

#28 Posted by Ossi (1229 posts) -

She loves her purse more than her son *sigh* the world we live in :'(

#29 Posted by normajean777 (450 posts) -

yeah but he deserved it but any ways just see what happens in the morning then you will know and dude your mom is a badass i wish more parents would hit their kids. Not abuse them.

#30 Posted by Feral_Nova (165 posts) -

I'm no doctor, but you might want to at least put some ice on it XD

if its bleeding that usually means that it was hit hard enough to burst thorugh some blood vessels and you should go to the doctors at least ^^

#31 Posted by Curfew (150 posts) -

You should call child protective service on you're mom!

#32 Posted by zeus_gb (595 posts) -

Maybe she should hit you the other side of the head as well, just to even it out a little. :P

#33 Posted by and333 (842 posts) -
RetroIce4 said:
"So I was just making eggs... and I asked my friend if he wanted some. It was like 1 in the morning and he said, "Sure" So I start making them, Sunny Side Up. I was just fooling around. Anyways I was going to say they were done but wanted to play a game. I told him they were done, as he immediately turned around and threw a egg at him. Anyways he went apeshit at me. And I was like... it was a , "Eggcident" (I thought it was pretty funny) Anyways my parents came down and the egg got all over her guicci purse. She went crazy and hit me with a small frying pan. I have a huge lump now. Should I go to the hospital?"
Great parenting, I'm so glad my parents never hit me with a frying pan when I did something wrong, and really who cares its just a damn purse!
#34 Posted by RetroIce4 (4392 posts) -

Alright I woke up and me head is killing me... *sigh* The swelling has gone down but I will tell you what happens. (I am going to the hospital this afternoon)

#35 Posted by DARKIDO07 (876 posts) -

I think you may want to call child services too while your at it....

#36 Posted by Jayge_ (10222 posts) -

You don't seem to be concussed (speech-wise, anyway) so I wouldn't waste anyone's time at the ER. Pack it in ice and man up.

#37 Posted by RetroIce4 (4392 posts) -
Jayge said:
"You don't seem to be concussed (speech-wise, anyway) so I wouldn't waste anyone's time at the ER. Pack it in ice and man up."
yeah. It's not that bad. I am deciding not to go. I just put some Ice on and worked through. My friends dad is a doctor I will ask him when my friend gets ready to go.
#38 Posted by Solid_SnakeXx (1771 posts) -
RetroIce4 said:
"So I was just making eggs... and I asked my friend if he wanted some. It was like 1 in the morning and he said, "Sure" So I start making them, Sunny Side Up. I was just fooling around. Anyways I was going to say they were done but wanted to play a game. I told him they were done, as he immediately turned around and threw a egg at him. Anyways he went apeshit at me. And I was like... it was a , "Eggcident" (I thought it was pretty funny) Anyways my parents came down and the egg got all over her guicci purse. She went crazy and hit me with a small frying pan. I have a huge lump now. Should I go to the hospital?"
Sue her
#39 Posted by Blu_Magic (2021 posts) -
Ghost_of_Perdition said:
"

Hehe, eggcident.


Throw another egg or two in that purse, then go to the hospital...quickly.

"
Good advice.
#40 Posted by brukaoru (5079 posts) -
RetroIce4 said:
"Jayge said:
"You don't seem to be concussed (speech-wise, anyway) so I wouldn't waste anyone's time at the ER. Pack it in ice and man up."
yeah. It's not that bad. I am deciding not to go. I just put some Ice on and worked through. My friends dad is a doctor I will ask him when my friend gets ready to go."
Good to hear it's not bad, but I think it's pretty crazy she even thought of hitting you with a frying pan... That's pretty dangerous.
#41 Posted by Dejkrigeren (384 posts) -

Was the pan the same as the one you used to make the eggs?

But good luck with your head. Where did she hit you anyway?

#42 Posted by RetroIce4 (4392 posts) -

Alright. my friend is leaving and his dad had to pick him up and I asked him about it... He said I might have partial paralysis and Maybe slight Memory Loss.  (Prob. not though because its not bad but guess what my mom did?)

#43 Posted by Virago (2486 posts) -

what'd she do?

#44 Posted by Shawn (3825 posts) -
RetroIce4 said:
"Alright. my friend is leaving and his dad had to pick him up and I asked him about it... He said I might have partial paralysis and Maybe slight Memory Loss.  (Prob. not though because its not bad but guess what my mom did?)
"
Damn, partial paralysis?!

Women and there purses m i rite? >_>
#45 Edited by brukaoru (5079 posts) -
Shawn said:
"RetroIce4 said:
"Alright. my friend is leaving and his dad had to pick him up and I asked him about it... He said I might have partial paralysis and Maybe slight Memory Loss.  (Prob. not though because its not bad but guess what my mom did?)
"
Damn, partial paralysis?!

Women and there purses m i rite? >_>"
I don't have a purse... Stop generalizing all women! I certainly won't hit someone with a friggen' FRYING PAN! That's insane!
#46 Posted by Nude_Dude (1076 posts) -

An egg-throwing, frying-pan-attacking family.

Can I be in that family? :D

#47 Posted by DualReaver (3882 posts) -
Shawn said:
"RetroIce4 said:
"Alright. my friend is leaving and his dad had to pick him up and I asked him about it... He said I might have partial paralysis and Maybe slight Memory Loss.  (Prob. not though because its not bad but guess what my mom did?)
"
Damn, partial paralysis?!

Women and there purses m i rite? >_>"
That made me lmao, only cause I used to know a girl who referred to a certain something as a coin purse.
#48 Posted by RetroIce4 (4392 posts) -
Virago said:
"what'd she do?"
My mom got scared
And said "you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "yo, homes smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

... Did you guys like my story? (I got a pretty good laugh. You have to love the internet because you all got BEL-AIR'D!0
#49 Posted by Jayge_ (10222 posts) -

Tons of people refer to the taint/gooch as a coin purse >.>

#50 Posted by Virago (2486 posts) -
RetroIce4 said:
"Virago said:
"what'd she do?"
My mom got scared
And said "you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "yo, homes smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

... Did you guys like my story? (I got a pretty good laugh. You have to love the internet because you all got BEL-AIR'D!0"
bahahahaa. quality.