If your wondering What the fuck I'm talking about, I'll help you out. Last night My dad was scrolling through the channels and I realized he stopped on something talking about Dinosaurs. I paused, looked up from the computer and realized it was on Channel 2. I fought the smirk (cause I'm a dick) and warned him, "Hey, don't watch that, it'll make you rage." But I just didn't realize how MUCH rage would come bubbling.
Channel 2 (which i think for all TV's) is the Christian Faith channel. So right there, red flag waving high and proud in front of our eyes. But Dad kept watching, and I continued to listen, from time to time looking up at the TV, but as time went on I foudn myself more and more having the TV grasp my attention because of what was coming out of their mouths..
Now, Let's get this fact straight.. RIGHT HERE.. I do NOT in ANYWAY have any hate, or bad words for any of the Christian faith who are rational. Which is sadly not the majority (I mean evangelicals. Whom I think may be the majority. I'm not spouting facts so I could be COMPLETELY wrong who the majority is, but I'm pretty sure is Evangelicals.)
Anyway.
The show was aimed at kids to teach them about the bible and how Dinosaurs fit in and so on. They had a bumbling 'scientist' character and three "Archeoligists' (including a dinosaur -dude in a get up-) They were talking about how man lived with Dinosaurs and they were created on certain days. Dinosaurs never evolved from birds, they are far to different and science has never proven that things 'evolve' cause it's never happen before our eyes.
All things I was prepared for, but then I was smacked upside the head:
"Do you see this T-rex here?" Said the 'Archeologist' "He had really sharp teeth! Don't you think that would be great for eating plants? Everything was a plant eater before Sin, so these would have been great to cut though leaves and small branches."
I kinda fell over in my chair. Both my dad and sister about died from laughter and shock.
It's like..WTF? REALLY?
Then it hit me, a long time ago I was watching a thing on the Creationist Museum and they spoke about Lion and the lamb and they would both eat vegetables and plants and grasses side by side. To their credit felines and canines DO eat grass, but when they do.. they throw up. Thats why they eat it, my dogs and cat's can testify for this, it's good to help them get something out if they are feeling ill.
To be fair a very small number of lizards Beardies and Mali Uromastyx would be two that come to mind do eat plants. OH and an Iguana (fruits to). That's three off the top of my head. There are a few who eat fruits mostly gecko's.
But when you take something like a Crocodile, or Alligator, or even the Komodo dragon, you couldn't expect something that large, with those kind of teeth to settle for plants. Their bodies wouldn't be able to digest it properly. So when you look at a T-rex, and suggest it could digest plants, plants it couldn't properly chew unlike a dinosaur with grinding teeth (large molars) which is used for breaking down leaf litter. Let along LARGE leaf litter that it would require to keep a creature that size going.
As much as I respect others beliefs, you have to draw the line somewhere right?
I don't know. What do you think?
So... T-rex ate veggies?
HEY CHRISTIANS I M NOT INSULTING U BUT UR ALL FUCKING IDIOTS AND LISTENING TO U FOR 5 SECONDS MAKES ME RAGE
Thats enough captain caplock. Not to mention bashing a Religion isnt allowed on the forums." HEY CHRISTIANS I M NOT INSULTING U BUT UR ALL FUCKING IDIOTS AND LISTENING TO U FOR 5 SECONDS MAKES ME RAGE "
" HEY CHRISTIANS I M NOT INSULTING U BUT UR ALL FUCKING IDIOTS AND LISTENING TO U FOR 5 SECONDS MAKES ME RAGE "I don't think he was really saying that. There are more rational Christians out there than this, and while I may be atheist I can at least respect those who don't feel the need to cover up science and anything that wasn't in the old testament so stupidly.
I can't believe people believe this crap, I can see why people may have issues with evolution, as it does blow a whopping great hole in the Bible and (if your perspective is fairly blinkered and ignorant) may discount God. But really these days I see belief in creationism (the seven days or the intelligent design kind) as something seriously wrong with people. It's ignorant in the extreme, and it seems to be ignorant for ignorance sake. But meh, I spose.
Ignorant people are ignorant.
Haha, the plant bit is hilarious.
I can get offensive when talking about religion, but yeah I think that is ridiculous.
" I think the term rational christian is an oxy-fucking-moron. "I think you're a simpleton.
@AlwaysAngry said:
Only the crazy ones." HEY CHRISTIANS I M NOT INSULTING U BUT UR ALL FUCKING IDIOTS AND LISTENING TO U FOR 5 SECONDS MAKES ME RAGE "
@The_Laughing_Man said:
" @AlwaysAngry said:Thats enough captain caplock. Not to mention bashing a Religion isnt allowed on the forums. "" HEY CHRISTIANS I M NOT INSULTING U BUT UR ALL FUCKING IDIOTS AND LISTENING TO U FOR 5 SECONDS MAKES ME RAGE "
Not bashing a religion. not in the least, I respect Christians, I do, it's just this thing right here that was a little over the top.
" @AlwaysAngry said:Not you. Him calling Christians idiots.Only the crazy ones." HEY CHRISTIANS I M NOT INSULTING U BUT UR ALL FUCKING IDIOTS AND LISTENING TO U FOR 5 SECONDS MAKES ME RAGE "
@The_Laughing_Man said:" @AlwaysAngry said:Not bashing a religion. not in the least, I respect Christians, I do, it's just this thing right here that was a little over the top. "Thats enough captain caplock. Not to mention bashing a Religion isnt allowed on the forums. "" HEY CHRISTIANS I M NOT INSULTING U BUT UR ALL FUCKING IDIOTS AND LISTENING TO U FOR 5 SECONDS MAKES ME RAGE "
Also There is a bit of what I saw on the show, it's from a website but it says what the people said, it's text but it's the same thing about T-rex eating plants.
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic." - If you don't know the source of this quote...read the classics.
Seriously, the lengths religousers go through to justify some things are crazy. I used to work with a Jehovah's Witness who was quite clear about it: Dinosaurs did not exist and the bones were put into the earth by the devil to cause man to doubt god. Makes you wonder why more of these people aren't vegetarians then.
" Of course they did. Problem was T-Rex's had terrible eyesight so they also accidentally ate alot of other dinosaurs and people. "Bad eyesight, tiny arms. Poor guys, they never had a chance :(
" Now, Let's get this fact straight.. RIGHT HERE.. I do NOT in ANYWAY have any hate, or bad words for any of the Christian faith who are rational. Which is sadly not the majority (I mean evangelicals. Whom I think may be the majority. I'm not spouting facts so I could be COMPLETELY wrong who the majority is, but I'm pretty sure is Evangelicals.)Actually, the psychopathic Christians are the minority. The only reason they seem to be a majority is because they are more overt and in your face; not all of us are bad.
@AlwaysAngry said:
" HEY CHRISTIANS I M NOT INSULTING U BUT UR ALL FUCKING IDIOTS AND LISTENING TO U FOR 5 SECONDS MAKES ME RAGE "I should give you a Christian response, but I don't feel like it. Therefore:
Shut the fuck up you stupid cocksucking mother fucking prick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christians are just like other people. There are smart ones, and then there are people who spout that bullshit.
" @tranquilchaos said:That was a real zinger. You've really stripped away the layers of my intellect to lay bare the faults of my education. I tip my hat to you sir and assure you that from now on I am going to believe that an inexplicable sky-lord and his son are the true cosmic forces that hold reality together. Thank you so much." I think the term rational christian is an oxy-fucking-moron. "I think you're a simpleton. "
If you think things like T-rex ate veggies you're a complete and utter moron who needs to be chemically castrated. Religion doesn't necessarily make you an idiot, believing in veggie t-rex's that lived 5000 years does.
Yeah, a good number of Christians are just goddamn stupid and do silly things. Nearly all of my aunts are religious. One of them wouldn't let my cousin watch the Harry Potter movies or play with Pokemon because they were magical and therefore evil. She is one of those "born again" nut jobs... funny thing is that the fat bitch had an abortion that nobody knows about...but you know...she's paid for her sins and now she can look down her nose on other people. The thing is, they are all normal regular people (outside of their batshit crazy church hours), but they believe horse shit like this in the OP. How fucking stupid can you be? I had a friend in Highschool who denied the existence of dinosaurs!
T-rexes definitely eat Veggies! they don't make any difference between a dude that eats a steak or a hippie that just eats sallad!
I find this absolutely hilarious and so so sad.
And not to be a huge bitch, but I just want to make sure you know that there are a large number of christians who do believe in evoution and darwinism. It only contradicts the bible when you take it literally, and that's when you get into ridiculous shit. Anyway, My point here was that I don't think evangelicals are the majority*, but they definitely get the most attention from the media. That's all. Thanks for the lols =D
( * of all 28% evangelical, 24% roman catholic, 14% protestant, not to mention the liberal hippy christians)
" @RichardLOlson said:Yea its called free speech. So I won't be shutting the fuck up." Damn Christians and there crazy ass ways. I think someone needs to put them all on an island. "We aren't all bad; some are worse than others. Therefore, Shut the Fuck up. "
@RichardLOlson:
I agree with both of you; virago, I am of those christians, and Richard, ur damn right. telling people to shut the fuck up is completly stupid.
I'm a committed christian, and i think the show sounds completly ridiculous, they have the right to chat bollocks, but we all have the right to tell them they are chatting bollocks. You have mentalists in all faiths and apprently my fellow christians manage to talk more shit than...well, a shit. I have never studied theology so cannot give a biblically acurate responce to this tv show, but i think that taking a "science is wrong" approach is illogical. Evolution is a perfect system, I always find it hilarious when people try so hard to prove that the big bang, etc didnt happen. Again im not an academic on christian theorys, but in my own personal opinion i reckon god made all of it. I could be called out for having a simple view, but its simple and i like it. Evolution; one of the most intricate and amazing processes on this planet, the big bang, the perfect amount of gases reacting together at the right time. Im happy thinking that god did all of it, pretty clever stuff, but then again, he's god. In my imagination he was weraing shades, pointed his fingers and clicked. Its a stylish way to get things done.
" @Virago: @RichardLOlson: I agree with both of you; virago, I am of those christians, and Richard, ur damn right. telling people to shut the fuck up is completly stupid. I'm a committed christian, and i think the show sounds completly ridiculous, they have the right to chat bollocks, but we all have the right to tell them they are chatting bollocks. You have mentalists in all faiths and apprently my fellow christians manage to talk more shit than...well, a shit. I have never studied theology so cannot give a biblically acurate responce to this tv show, but i think that taking a "science is wrong" approach is illogical. Evolution is a perfect system, I always find it hilarious when people try so hard to prove that the big bang, etc didnt happen. Again im not an academic on christian theorys, but in my own personal opinion i reckon god made all of it. I could be called out for having a simple view, but its simple and i like it. Evolution; one of the most intricate and amazing processes on this planet, the big bang, the perfect amount of gases reacting together at the right time. Im happy thinking that god did all of it, pretty clever stuff, but then again, he's god. In my imagination he was weraing shades, pointed his fingers and clicked. Its a stylish way to get things done. "God doesn't click, he owns an iPad.
You know, I was being sarcastic...I'm a Christian too. I was mocking the OP because that's what she sounded like.
@AlwaysAngry said:" HEY CHRISTIANS I M NOT INSULTING U BUT UR ALL FUCKING IDIOTS AND LISTENING TO U FOR 5 SECONDS MAKES ME RAGE "I should give you a Christian response, but I don't feel like it. Therefore: Shut the fuck up you stupid cocksucking mother fucking prick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
Religions are generally good. It's when you involve humanity that everything goes to shit.
Be thankful that you can criticize the dominant religion, more than many people in the world can claim. There are far crazier ones to pick from. It's certainly the safe religion to bash, seeing as how you don't particularly have to worry about being killed by a ferocious christian. Man up and bash the ones that kill people for doing so.
" @GIVEMEREPLAY said:I've got no interesting in debunking your false beliefs, I just wanted you to know you're an idiot." @tranquilchaos said:That was a real zinger. You've really stripped away the layers of my intellect to lay bare the faults of my education. I tip my hat to you sir and assure you that from now on I am going to believe that an inexplicable sky-lord and his son are the true cosmic forces that hold reality together. Thank you so much. "" I think the term rational christian is an oxy-fucking-moron. "I think you're a simpleton. "
@AlwaysAngry said:
You know, I was being sarcastic...I'm a Christian too. I was mocking the OP because that's what she sounded like. "Jesus wasn't a troll.
" @tranquilchaos said:Gosh I never knew you were so acquainted with my beliefs. You're quite probably the most helpful person on these forums. I'm just so glad there's someone here who can put me in my place with so few words. I mean without even saying anything of substance you have completely exposed me. You are quite obviously in possession of a dizzying intellect." @GIVEMEREPLAY said:I've got no interesting in debunking your false beliefs, I just wanted you to know you're an idiot." @tranquilchaos said:That was a real zinger. You've really stripped away the layers of my intellect to lay bare the faults of my education. I tip my hat to you sir and assure you that from now on I am going to believe that an inexplicable sky-lord and his son are the true cosmic forces that hold reality together. Thank you so much. "" I think the term rational christian is an oxy-fucking-moron. "I think you're a simpleton. "
It's things like these that makes me glad i don't like in the U.S.
And "rational religion" is an Oxymoron.
HEY CHRISTIANS I M NOT INSULTING U BUT UR ALL FUCKING IDIOTS AND LISTENING TO U FOR 5 SECONDS MAKES ME RAGE
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