Two aliens come down from space and they have a choice of either living in America or the United Kingdom, what country should they live in and why, what are the pro's and cons of each country.
"You guys really have warmed up to those big brother cams, huh.
Well nobody is really looking for the aliens in the US, where the UK has Torchwood :P."
Actually the US would be good because it's so desolate in so many places, nobody would find them.
You'd land in the UK, c'mon... if your cool enough to travel accross the spacey wacey stuff then you won't just land to sit back in the outback... you'd go to Scotland, buy a deepfriend mars bar several hooker, heroin and have change from a £10.
Also, if you want to start a fight you'd start one with a seemingly powerful country ( Starting a fight on sealand or Morocco would make you look stupid ) but you don't want to start a fight with someone with an actual army at home and not fighting a war in a foreign country ( Russia is too powerful as is China and America ) Britain would make you look tought but would be easy.