So, where's my welcome parade?

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#1  Edited By Sumofarmor

Good evenin' fellow Giantbombers, long time listener/reader/watcher/whatever the hell you wanna call it, first time writer, reporting for duty.
 
Just wanted to say hi, and after reading the oh so very informative blog pretty much about jewgypsy by natetodamax tell you all, that no, as a matter of fact I'm not him, before the fingerpointing begins.
And for those of you who actually knows what my name means, old internethabits never die. 
 
So, peace be with you guys, and I'll probably here from you, in one way or another.
 

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#2  Edited By Hitchenson

O hai.

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Why hello there, enjoy your stay : D

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#4  Edited By TheMustacheHero

ok.

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#5  Edited By AhmadMetallic
@TheMustacheHero said:
" ok. "
that. 
 
 
and hi. 
 
  
 

but  
@TheMustacheHero said:
" ok. "
that.
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#6  Edited By Coltonio7

Bridge tax is 20 Gold. Pay up.

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#7  Edited By DanielJW

I play tuba in a marching band. I wasn't good enough to join the welcome parade, but I'll be damned if I won't do my best! 
 
Check out the site Rules and FAQ if you haven't already and you'll be just fine. Welcome to Giantbomb! :D

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#8  Edited By TheMustacheHero
@Coltonio7 said:

" Bridge tax is 20 Gold. Pay up. "

Burglary is a crime! 
 
Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence; Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
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#9  Edited By MarkWahlberg

 Awww, I never got a welcome parade...then again, I'd feel awkward making a thread specifically for that purpose. But hey, that's just me. 

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#10  Edited By Video_Game_King
@Coltonio7 said:
" Bridge tax is 20 Gold. Pay up. "
Either that, or you have to fight the troll. Hint: water magic works best.
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#11  Edited By Hitchenson
@TheMustacheHero said:
" @Coltonio7 said:

" Bridge tax is 20 Gold. Pay up. "

Burglary is a crime!   Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence; Your stolen goods are now forfeit. "  
 
Stop right there criminal scum!
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#12  Edited By Sumofarmor
@Coltonio7 said:
" Bridge tax is 20 Gold. Pay up. "
Ain't got no gold, I've find that red herrings seems to work when it comes to bridges...that cool with you?
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#13  Edited By DanielJW
@MarkWahlberg said:
"  Awww, I never got a welcome parade...then again, I'd feel awkward making a thread specifically for that purpose. But hey, that's just me.  "
I loved you in Shooter.
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#14  Edited By grilledcheez
@Hitchenson said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
" @Coltonio7 said:

" Bridge tax is 20 Gold. Pay up. "

Burglary is a crime!   Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence; Your stolen goods are now forfeit. "  
 Stop right there criminal scum! "
Nobody breaks the law on my watch!
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#15  Edited By TheMustacheHero
@GrilledCheez01 said:
" @Hitchenson said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
" @Coltonio7 said:

" Bridge tax is 20 Gold. Pay up. "

Burglary is a crime!   Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence; Your stolen goods are now forfeit. "  
 Stop right there criminal scum! "
Nobody breaks the law on my watch! "
For the emperor!
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#16  Edited By grilledcheez
@Bubahula said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
" @GrilledCheez01 said:
" @Hitchenson said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
" @Coltonio7 said:

" Bridge tax is 20 Gold. Pay up. "

Burglary is a crime!   Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence; Your stolen goods are now forfeit. "  
 Stop right there criminal scum! "
Nobody breaks the law on my watch! "
For the emperor! "
i resit arrest! toul never get me imperial scum! "
Then pay with your blood!
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#17  Edited By flaminghobo
@Bubahula said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
" @GrilledCheez01 said:
" @Hitchenson said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
" @Coltonio7 said:

" Bridge tax is 20 Gold. Pay up. "

Burglary is a crime!   Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence; Your stolen goods are now forfeit. "  
 Stop right there criminal scum! "
Nobody breaks the law on my watch! "
For the emperor! "
i resit arrest! toul never get me imperial scum! "
And now Young Skywalker, you will die!
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#18  Edited By bubahula
@TheMustacheHero said:
" @GrilledCheez01 said:
" @Hitchenson said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
" @Coltonio7 said:

" Bridge tax is 20 Gold. Pay up. "

Burglary is a crime!   Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence; Your stolen goods are now forfeit. "  
 Stop right there criminal scum! "
Nobody breaks the law on my watch! "
For the emperor! "

i resist arrest! youl never get me alive imperial scum!. 
 
Edit: whoa time warp
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#19  Edited By bubahula

my internets flipping out on me. reseting the modem ftw
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#20  Edited By CL60
Welcome!!!
 
@DanielJW said:  
Check out the site Rules and FAQ  "
and this.
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#21  Edited By eroticfishcake

Ahoy hoy! Welcome to GiantBomb, a place of male models, 5lb gummy bears and home of the endurance run! I'm quite sure you don't need it but take a gander at the forum rules in case you have any questions. Have fun.

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#22  Edited By TheMustacheHero
@FlamingHobo said:
" @Bubahula said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
" @GrilledCheez01 said:
" @Hitchenson said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
" @Coltonio7 said:

" Bridge tax is 20 Gold. Pay up. "

Burglary is a crime!   Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence; Your stolen goods are now forfeit. "  
 Stop right there criminal scum! "
Nobody breaks the law on my watch! "
For the emperor! "
i resit arrest! toul never get me imperial scum! "
And now Young Skywalker, you will die! "

 Hobo, I'm sorry to say this but, you failed.
 Hobo, I'm sorry to say this but, you failed.
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#23  Edited By flaminghobo
@TheMustacheHero said:
" @FlamingHobo said:
" @Bubahula said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
" @GrilledCheez01 said:
" @Hitchenson said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
" @Coltonio7 said:

" Bridge tax is 20 Gold. Pay up. "

Burglary is a crime!   Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence; Your stolen goods are now forfeit. "  
 Stop right there criminal scum! "
Nobody breaks the law on my watch! "
For the emperor! "
i resit arrest! toul never get me imperial scum! "
And now Young Skywalker, you will die! "

 Hobo, I'm sorry to say this but, you failed.
 Hobo, I'm sorry to say this but, you failed.
"
Alright, I'll pay the fine.
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#24  Edited By TheMustacheHero
@FlamingHobo said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
" @FlamingHobo said:
" @Bubahula said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
" @GrilledCheez01 said:
" @Hitchenson said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
" @Coltonio7 said:

" Bridge tax is 20 Gold. Pay up. "

Burglary is a crime!   Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence; Your stolen goods are now forfeit. "  
 Stop right there criminal scum! "
Nobody breaks the law on my watch! "
For the emperor! "
i resit arrest! toul never get me imperial scum! "
And now Young Skywalker, you will die! "

 Hobo, I'm sorry to say this but, you failed.
 Hobo, I'm sorry to say this but, you failed.
"
Alright, I'll pay the fine. "
That's more like it.
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#25  Edited By Muttinus_Rump
@Sumofarmor said:
" @Coltonio7 said:
" Bridge tax is 20 Gold. Pay up. "
Ain't got no gold, I've find that red herrings seems to work when it comes to bridges...that cool with you? "
I'd prefer a Rubber Chicken With A Pulley In The Middle.
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#26  Edited By Sumofarmor

Checked out the rules, aint thinking of breaking any of them in the near future, but thanks for pointing me in the right direction.
And this apparently turned out well, desite the dick move of asking for fullblown parades. I've been burglarised, saved like a damsel in distress, and randomly written to, all without even leaving the comfort of my couch.
 
I guess what I'm trying to say here is, I'm touched. 

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#27  Edited By teptom

WELCOME and be sure to enjoy your time on the site.

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#28  Edited By TheMustacheHero
@Sumofarmor: Don't worry the giant oblivion reference post quote pyramid made up for it. This thread now has some substantial entertainment quality.
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#29  Edited By ZombieHunterOG
@TheMustacheHero said:
" @GrilledCheez01 said:
" @Hitchenson said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
" @Coltonio7 said:

" Bridge tax is 20 Gold. Pay up. "

Burglary is a crime!   Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence; Your stolen goods are now forfeit. "  
 Stop right there criminal scum! "
Nobody breaks the law on my watch! "
For the emperor! "
I once saw a mudcrab kill a man 
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#30  Edited By Sumofarmor
@Muttinus_Rump said:
" @Sumofarmor said:
" @Coltonio7 said:
" Bridge tax is 20 Gold. Pay up. "
Ain't got no gold, I've find that red herrings seems to work when it comes to bridges...that cool with you? "
I'd prefer a Rubber Chicken With A Pulley In The Middle. "
That you'll have to take from my cold, dead hands. We've had to many a good times me chicken and I (trust me on this, you don't want the details) , for me to give it up.
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#31  Edited By Hitchenson
    
 
"Cousin, let's go bowling?"
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#32  Edited By jakob187

I nominate that we make a stickied thread on the forums for welcomes and goodbyes, much like ComicVine happens to have on their site.  It will give people a central place to introduce themselves, as well as a place for them to say their farewells. 
 
What about you guys?

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#33  Edited By flaminghobo
@TheMustacheHero said:
" @Sumofarmor: Don't worry the giant oblivion reference post quote pyramid made up for it. This thread now has some substantial entertainment quality. "
Especially since I failed... I'm never gonna live that down.
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#34  Edited By TheMustacheHero
@Hitchenson said:
"      "Cousin, let's go bowling?" "

 Not now cousin. I'm busy.
 Not now cousin. I'm busy.
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#35  Edited By Hitchenson
@TheMustacheHero:  
  
Oh, OK Niko. Maybe some other time then...
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#36  Edited By Kazona
  • HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#37  Edited By Chipset_Seven

Here it is... 

 
and by the way, they're chicks, and they said they dig you.
  
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#38  Edited By natetodamax
@FlamingHobo said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
" @FlamingHobo said:
" @Bubahula said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
" @GrilledCheez01 said:
" @Hitchenson said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
" @Coltonio7 said:

" Bridge tax is 20 Gold. Pay up. "

Burglary is a crime!   Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence; Your stolen goods are now forfeit. "  
 Stop right there criminal scum! "
Nobody breaks the law on my watch! "
For the emperor! "
i resit arrest! toul never get me imperial scum! "
And now Young Skywalker, you will die! "

 Hobo, I'm sorry to say this but, you failed.
 Hobo, I'm sorry to say this but, you failed.
"
Alright, I'll pay the fine. "
Screw that, pay with your blood!
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#39  Edited By Karmum
@jakob187 said:

" I nominate that we make a stickied thread on the forums for welcomes and goodbyes, much like ComicVine happens to have on their site.  It will give people a central place to introduce themselves, as well as a place for them to say their farewells.  What about you guys? "

Introduce Yourself topic. By the way, there was a topic like that, it was called the Bomb Squad. It had several iterations, and it was an absolute failure. Ask a vet, it was bad.
 
Case in point (the last recent topic, and the older two topics in the original post): here. Awesome controversy here.
 
Yes, I still smell like an orangutan.
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#40  Edited By RetroIce4

YO! WU IS UP?

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#41  Edited By zeforgotten

SumoFarmor meets SumoFarfar!  

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#42  Edited By turbomonkey138

If you like you can pay me 100 quid through pay pal . Ill be your best friend