So you're famous now

@pyromagnestir said:

Please don't give me any excuse to throw photos of myself around this website anymore. I beg you. Really I only need the slightest provocation to slide back down that particular rabbit hole.

As long as I get a cameo playing the guy who rapes me during the prison sequence I don't care who actually plays me.

i need a cool brown guy who is not mexican....Hollywood will not give me that so i will chose the main guy from The Raid.

Ryan Gosling even though he looks nothing like me lol, he get the ladys hot

@IzzyGraze: You make a good argument. Although it was a bit wordy. And perhaps a touch pretentious. And that last bit really cut deep, and hurt my feelings. I would like an apology.

Peter Griffin

The Flower Urn from Banjo-Kazooie, would be a good fit.

Christian Bale.

@UlquioKani said:

@BestUsernameEver said:

• Jon depp #1 would be playing my pops.
• Donna Summers would be my morm.
• Ledarnicho decaprio as me
• Danny devino as my dog
• The movie is titled "Believe it or not, oh"

Donna Summer is dead. Sorry

Exactly.

Edward Norton

He looks nothing like me. I just want to watch him be the amazing actor that he is.

A younger (early to mid twenties) Leonardo Dicaprio. His facial bone structure is close enough to mine.

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@pyromagnestir said:

@IzzyGraze: You make a good argument. Although it was a bit wordy. And perhaps a touch pretentious. And that last bit really cut deep, and hurt my feelings. I would like an apology.

The real question is who would be the actor you would pretend rape...

@IzzyGraze: Now that's just frightening. Not Jon Hamm, of course, as I would gladly fake rape him in my biopic, although he's probably a bit buff for that to play out believably. Either I would have to bulk up considerably, or I'd need two or three other dudes to help sell the scene.

No one should ever zoom in or be that close to my eyes and forehead... It's unsettling. It's why I don't date. I'd feel bad for the poor girl who chose me, of all people.

Whoever the Mexican equivalent of Michael Cera is. Or, since it's Hollywood, they might whitewash my life and just have Michael Cera in it.

Remember that dude who played Finch in American Pie?

Yeah, him.

@pyromagnestir said:

@IzzyGraze: Now that's just frightening. Not Jon Hamm, of course, as I would gladly fake rape him in my biopic, although he's probably a bit buff for that to play out believably. Either I would have to bulk up considerably, or I'd need two or three other dudes to help sell the scene.

Ok that's the last one. Weird that it only animates when you click on it.

@BestUsernameEver said:

@UlquioKani said:

@BestUsernameEver said:

• Jon depp #1 would be playing my pops.
• Donna Summers would be my morm.
• Ledarnicho decaprio as me
• Danny devino as my dog
• The movie is titled "Believe it or not, oh"

Donna Summer is dead. Sorry

Exactly.

Sorry

I'd be played by a different actor every few scenes, both male and female, a la I'm Not There.

@IzzyGraze: Well, I've enjoyed your work.

To post a gif so that it animates you need to click the more button in the tab and click the html button and post it there.

Sir Anthony Hopkins

@UlquioKani said:

@BestUsernameEver said:

@UlquioKani said:

@BestUsernameEver said:

• Jon depp #1 would be playing my pops.
• Donna Summers would be my morm.
• Ledarnicho decaprio as me
• Danny devino as my dog
• The movie is titled "Believe it or not, oh"

Donna Summer is dead. Sorry

Exactly.

Sorry

No I'm kidding, I forgot Donna Summers was dead when I wrote that, I think I was thinking about Suzanne summers but couldn't remember suzanne so I wrote donna. My mother is alive and well.

@evanbower said:

I'd be played by a different actor every few scenes, both male and female, a la I'm Not There.

Or that magical parnassus whatever movie.

@pyromagnestir said:

@IzzyGraze: Well, I've enjoyed your work.

To post a gif so that it animates you need to click the more button in the tab in the options and click the html button and post it there.

Hmmm yeah I just have links and saved files for the gif. Oh well.

@BestUsernameEver said:

@evanbower said:

I'd be played by a different actor every few scenes, both male and female, a la I'm Not There.

Or that magical parnassus whatever movie.

Yeah! I'd be especially well captured by Heath Ledg--oh god why!

@evanbower said:

@BestUsernameEver said:

@evanbower said:

I'd be played by a different actor every few scenes, both male and female, a la I'm Not There.

Or that magical parnassus whatever movie.

Yeah! I'd be especially well captured by Heath Ledg--oh god why!

God is a cruel mistress, I tell you what.

Dwayne Johnson, It would be awesome, especially when he is playing me in grade 6, getting in fights with the other "kids".

Al Pacino would play me.

Michael Cera. Point me to a young adult-looking actor who can do social awkwardness better than he can and I'll gladly change my answer.

@zombiebigfoot said:

Michael Cera. Point me to a young adult-looking actor who can do social awkwardness better than he can and I'll gladly change my answer.

What about Jesse Eisenberg?

Angela Gossow. We look nothing alike, but it would be both awesome and hilarious to have all of my dialog sound like this. Hell yeah. \m/

@IzzyGraze: That's his name! Couldn't remember it. So yeah, him or Cera.

Gerard Butler

Batman.

Hmmm... Theres no one famous who looks like me.

Maybe Jay Hernandez? I don't know.

So I didn't get famous being an actor, good to know. 
Nobody really looks like me though so I'll just go with something crazy and say Bill Murray

I don't know any actor that looks like me too much, so I'll go Jeremy Irons because I love his voice.

Jonah Hill

i think of any celeb that looks anything close to me so the closest i can think of is rick malambri. still not close enough.

tried one of those which celeb do i look like ones and the asnwer was awesome but not really true it gave to to answers it said said 59% lord kelvin 51% chuck norris

also im i the only person who sees this

Gonna need a tall dark-haired, Caucasian actor with brown eyes that just oozes sarcasm. A larger than average nose is required, as well.