Soft Core Pornos Are Ridiculous.

So, I'm still awake, flippin through the channels when I stop on HBOZH(what the fuck is ZH?). The movie is Sweet Prudence/Bigfoot, and it's apparently about some Cryptozoologist's quest to find Bigfoot. What I find ridiculous is not the bad acting, or the horrible pacing, it's the sex scenes! It's the full frontal, but not really, nudity. It's the horrible fake moaning, when there is nothing happening. There are scenes where a woman is performing oral on another woman, and her face is so far from the vagina. They don't even try to make this believable. All I'm saying is, why does Soft Core exist? They show it on premium channels, at 1am, why not just show regular ass porn?

Maybe there's a deeper issue here. Maybe if I wasn't so damned desensitized due to all the crazy shit on the internet, maybe I'd find this super hot, instead of just silly. Or maybe it's because I'm married that watching shit like this strikes me as funny, and not hot?

Who is Soft Core for? Teenagers?

I need to go to bed.

/rant

Soft Core was great back when I was 13 and this whole "internet" thing wasn't a thing.

Because real porn is disgusting?

@Morrow: someone's found jesus

it's for women, girly men or desperate dudes at a hotel on a business trip with terrible wifi access... i think.

@Demoskinos said:

Soft Core was great back when I was 13 and this whole "internet" thing wasn't a thing.

This person gets it. Also, how do you have a softcore porn rant and you are not even watching Skinamax? Come on.

@ripelivejam said:

@Morrow: someone's found jesus

Sorry, atheist here. If I'd ever find Jesus I'd probably tell him to shave and get a job.

@smitty86 said:

@Demoskinos said:

Soft Core was great back when I was 13 and this whole "internet" thing wasn't a thing.

This person gets it. Also, how do you have a softcore porn rant and you are not even watching Skinamax? Come on.

Dude, HBOZH is the new Cinemax, apparently.

I think the real question is how is the Porn Industry still worth whatever billion trillion dollars when it's all free on the internet?

Yet at the same time publishers and devs claim piracy ruins profiet.

This is joke btw I don't need a serious answer.

@smitty86 said:

@Demoskinos said:

Soft Core was great back when I was 13 and this whole "internet" thing wasn't a thing.

This person gets it. Also, how do you have a softcore porn rant and you are not even watching Skinamax? Come on.

I remember figuring out back when VCR's were a thing that if I switched to showtime through the VCR somehow it was unscrambled enough to see the picture. There was a lot of Red Shoe Diary viewings.

@xaLieNxGrEyx said:

I think the real question is how is the Porn Industry still worth whatever billion trillion dollars when it's all free on the internet?

Yet at the same time publishers and devs claim piracy ruins profiet.

This is joke btw I don't need a serious answer.

Aww, I was totally gonna answer that in a serious way.

@Demoskinos said:

@smitty86 said:

@Demoskinos said:

Soft Core was great back when I was 13 and this whole "internet" thing wasn't a thing.

This person gets it. Also, how do you have a softcore porn rant and you are not even watching Skinamax? Come on.

I remember figuring out back when VCR's were a thing that if I switched to showtime through the VCR somehow it was unscrambled enough to see the picture. There was a lot of Red Shoe Diary viewings.

My first exposure to David Duchovny was RSD, and not X-Files. The fuck is wrong with me.

wait

what is the actual difference between soft core and not soft core. I don't actually know

@Animasta: no actual sex. slightly less farm animals.

@Animasta said:

wait

what is the actual difference between soft core and not soft core. I don't actually know

Soft Core will have full frontal female nudity, but not for men(no penis). There are no shots of the vagina in its entirety, the most you'd see is the pubic area, no labia.

Now I feel scummy.

@hwy_61: what that's weird

this is why I read my porn (badumtish)

When I was in middle school, those softcore pornos were life changing, man.

I'm going to put it out there, and this is purely my opinion.

But most porn is shit, and seems to promote all sorts of bad things, such as misogyny and a lack of proper emotion in sex.

But then again, maybe it's changed in the few years since I've seen it. That's certainly what I used to think.

@ki11tank said:

it's for women, girly men or desperate dudes at a hotel on a business trip with terrible wifi access... i think.

Women like hardcore stuff too. A women I know very well gets just as bored as me watching soft core. She masturbates to bukkake, DP, gang bangs, deep throat face fucking and such. Women are as nasty as men in my experience, but they pretend to be good catholic girls. Women are just more shy about their sexuality but they are just as horny.

As the Forum Rules clearly stipulate there is to be no material of an explicit pornographic or sexual nature on the forums. This includes the discussion of pornography on the forums.