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#1 Posted by hwy_61 (922 posts) -

So, I'm still awake, flippin through the channels when I stop on HBOZH(what the fuck is ZH?). The movie is Sweet Prudence/Bigfoot, and it's apparently about some Cryptozoologist's quest to find Bigfoot. What I find ridiculous is not the bad acting, or the horrible pacing, it's the sex scenes! It's the full frontal, but not really, nudity. It's the horrible fake moaning, when there is nothing happening. There are scenes where a woman is performing oral on another woman, and her face is so far from the vagina. They don't even try to make this believable. All I'm saying is, why does Soft Core exist? They show it on premium channels, at 1am, why not just show regular ass porn?

Maybe there's a deeper issue here. Maybe if I wasn't so damned desensitized due to all the crazy shit on the internet, maybe I'd find this super hot, instead of just silly. Or maybe it's because I'm married that watching shit like this strikes me as funny, and not hot?

Who is Soft Core for? Teenagers?

I need to go to bed.

/rant

#2 Posted by Demoskinos (14778 posts) -

Soft Core was great back when I was 13 and this whole "internet" thing wasn't a thing.

#3 Posted by Morrow (1829 posts) -

Because real porn is disgusting?

#4 Posted by ripelivejam (3816 posts) -

@Morrow: someone's found jesus

#5 Edited by ki11tank (682 posts) -

it's for women, girly men or desperate dudes at a hotel on a business trip with terrible wifi access... i think.

#6 Posted by smitty86 (698 posts) -

@Demoskinos said:

Soft Core was great back when I was 13 and this whole "internet" thing wasn't a thing.

This person gets it. Also, how do you have a softcore porn rant and you are not even watching Skinamax? Come on.

#7 Posted by Morrow (1829 posts) -

@ripelivejam said:

@Morrow: someone's found jesus

Sorry, atheist here. If I'd ever find Jesus I'd probably tell him to shave and get a job.

#8 Posted by hwy_61 (922 posts) -

@smitty86 said:

@Demoskinos said:

Soft Core was great back when I was 13 and this whole "internet" thing wasn't a thing.

This person gets it. Also, how do you have a softcore porn rant and you are not even watching Skinamax? Come on.

Dude, HBOZH is the new Cinemax, apparently.

#9 Posted by xaLieNxGrEyx (2605 posts) -

I think the real question is how is the Porn Industry still worth whatever billion trillion dollars when it's all free on the internet?

Yet at the same time publishers and devs claim piracy ruins profiet.

This is joke btw I don't need a serious answer.

#10 Posted by Demoskinos (14778 posts) -

@smitty86 said:

@Demoskinos said:

Soft Core was great back when I was 13 and this whole "internet" thing wasn't a thing.

This person gets it. Also, how do you have a softcore porn rant and you are not even watching Skinamax? Come on.

I remember figuring out back when VCR's were a thing that if I switched to showtime through the VCR somehow it was unscrambled enough to see the picture. There was a lot of Red Shoe Diary viewings.

#11 Posted by Morrow (1829 posts) -

@xaLieNxGrEyx said:

I think the real question is how is the Porn Industry still worth whatever billion trillion dollars when it's all free on the internet?

Yet at the same time publishers and devs claim piracy ruins profiet.

This is joke btw I don't need a serious answer.

Aww, I was totally gonna answer that in a serious way.

#12 Posted by hwy_61 (922 posts) -

@Demoskinos said:

@smitty86 said:

@Demoskinos said:

Soft Core was great back when I was 13 and this whole "internet" thing wasn't a thing.

This person gets it. Also, how do you have a softcore porn rant and you are not even watching Skinamax? Come on.

I remember figuring out back when VCR's were a thing that if I switched to showtime through the VCR somehow it was unscrambled enough to see the picture. There was a lot of Red Shoe Diary viewings.

My first exposure to David Duchovny was RSD, and not X-Files. The fuck is wrong with me.

#13 Posted by Animasta (14675 posts) -

wait

what is the actual difference between soft core and not soft core. I don't actually know

#14 Posted by ripelivejam (3816 posts) -

@Animasta: no actual sex. slightly less farm animals.

#15 Posted by hwy_61 (922 posts) -

@Animasta said:

wait

what is the actual difference between soft core and not soft core. I don't actually know

Soft Core will have full frontal female nudity, but not for men(no penis). There are no shots of the vagina in its entirety, the most you'd see is the pubic area, no labia.

Now I feel scummy.

#16 Posted by Animasta (14675 posts) -

@hwy_61: what that's weird

this is why I read my porn (badumtish)

#17 Posted by Milkman (16687 posts) -

When I was in middle school, those softcore pornos were life changing, man.

#18 Posted by RPGee (759 posts) -

I'm going to put it out there, and this is purely my opinion.

But most porn is shit, and seems to promote all sorts of bad things, such as misogyny and a lack of proper emotion in sex.

But then again, maybe it's changed in the few years since I've seen it. That's certainly what I used to think.

#19 Posted by dagas (2820 posts) -

@ki11tank said:

it's for women, girly men or desperate dudes at a hotel on a business trip with terrible wifi access... i think.

Women like hardcore stuff too. A women I know very well gets just as bored as me watching soft core. She masturbates to bukkake, DP, gang bangs, deep throat face fucking and such. Women are as nasty as men in my experience, but they pretend to be good catholic girls. Women are just more shy about their sexuality but they are just as horny.

#20 Posted by ZombiePie (5644 posts) -

As the Forum Rules clearly stipulate there is to be no material of an explicit pornographic or sexual nature on the forums. This includes the discussion of pornography on the forums. 

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