So, I'm still awake, flippin through the channels when I stop on HBOZH(what the fuck is ZH?). The movie is Sweet Prudence/Bigfoot, and it's apparently about some Cryptozoologist's quest to find Bigfoot. What I find ridiculous is not the bad acting, or the horrible pacing, it's the sex scenes! It's the full frontal, but not really, nudity. It's the horrible fake moaning, when there is nothing happening. There are scenes where a woman is performing oral on another woman, and her face is so far from the vagina. They don't even try to make this believable. All I'm saying is, why does Soft Core exist? They show it on premium channels, at 1am, why not just show regular ass porn?
Maybe there's a deeper issue here. Maybe if I wasn't so damned desensitized due to all the crazy shit on the internet, maybe I'd find this super hot, instead of just silly. Or maybe it's because I'm married that watching shit like this strikes me as funny, and not hot?
Who is Soft Core for? Teenagers?
I need to go to bed.