something embarrassing that happened to you

I once pulled up to a drive threw at a jack in the box with no money on me so I told the guy to wait a sec and put my car in reverse in pulled out of the drive through and drove off. at first I had a little trouble getting out because the drive through had a little curve at the end so I drove up on the curb and ran over some bushes a good couple times, thank god no one was behind me but I think some people in the restaurant and on the street saw me. wow was that embarrassing..

I once came early and got my mom in the eye by accident, it was embarrassing as fuck and she wouldn't talk to me for weeks afterward. It sucked.

"I once came early and got my mom in the eye by accident, it was embarrassing as fuck and she wouldn't talk to me for weeks afterward. It sucked."

In second grade I accidentally pissed all over my pants when I was shitting as it deflected oddly off of the seat, and I sulked back to the classroom to tell my teacher what happened. Seeing my pants she leaned down so I could whisper it into her ear without causing a scene but in a humiliated panic I, for some reason, thought she was suggesting that I kiss her on the cheek, so that's exactly what I did. She shot up, everyone started laughing at me, and I just stood there crying. That day was absolutely terrible.

This story is 100% factual, I shit you not.

"In second grade I accidentally pissed all over my pants when I was shitting as it reflected oddly off of the seat, and I sulked back to the classroom to tell my teacher what happened. Seeing my pants she leaned down so I could whisper it into her ear without causing a scene but in a humiliated panic I, for some reason, thought she was suggesting that I kiss her on the cheek, so that's exactly what I did. She shot up, everyone started laughing at me, and I just stood there crying. That day was absolutely terrible.

This story is 100% factual, I shit you not."