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#1 Edited by efrucht (639 posts) -

What looks like the Arabic word for God and the name of the prophet Muhammad were discovered in pieces of beef by a diner in Birnin Kebbi.

He was about to eat it, when he suddenly noticed the words in the gristle, the restaurant owner said.

A search of the kitchen's meat revealed three more pieces which bore the names.

The meat was boiled and then fried before being served, owner Kabiru Haliru told newspaper Weekly Trust.

"When the writings were discovered there were some Islamic scholars who come and eat here and they all commented that it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind," he said.

The restaurant has kept the pieces of meat for visitors to see.

Thousands of people have already gone to the restaurant to see them since they were discovered last week.

A vet told the newspaper the words "defied scientific explanation".

"Supposing only one piece of meat was found then it would be suspicious, but given the circumstances there is no explanation," Dr Yakubu Dominic said.

Well non-believers wanted proof , so here it is! Islam is the true religion! Who would have thought?
Just thought some of you might find this interesting.

edit: To all of you that are freaking out because this thread mentions a religion, get off your high horse and read what I actually posted. If you can't tell this is a comedy thread then you are on the wrong forums. I am not arguing or debating here. This thread was made for laughter, stop bringing it down with your sour attitudes!
#2 Posted by DK (66 posts) -

Haha yeah right. I hope you dont really believe that. :-)

#3 Posted by RabbitKarrot (362 posts) -

This beef related story has influenced me to turn my life around!

#4 Posted by Shadow (4977 posts) -


#5 Posted by Soap (3561 posts) -

Oh snap I guess thats that summed up then. Damn, my hole belief system has been unproven by a piece of rotting meat.

#6 Posted by tec3297 (1170 posts) -

God is a joke...

#7 Posted by suneku (2997 posts) -


#8 Posted by efrucht (639 posts) -
DK said:
"Haha yeah right. I hope you dont really believe that. :-)
Of course not  -_^
I'm not really a beef fan anyway!
#9 Posted by MoldOnHold (627 posts) -

Well that settles it!

#10 Posted by Cube (4366 posts) -

Ew religion threads.

#11 Posted by Karmum (11516 posts) -

Religion, please.

#12 Posted by evilhomer (429 posts) -

Everyone bring out your pics of potato chips that look like celebrities omg he is so on to something here.  meh i think I'm too lazy to be religious anyways.  Sundays are for football not going to church in my house.  wait what to islamic people do on the weekend?

#13 Posted by RebelLoyalist (208 posts) -

 I find that God exists but this can always be argued both ways really. So I tend not to judge someones decision not to be a Christian and let believe what they want.

#14 Posted by Zoidy (187 posts) -

It's already begun.

#15 Posted by bad_crc (39 posts) -

well, i'm convinced...

#16 Posted by ArtTeitlebaum (14 posts) -

Don't believe in beef.

#17 Posted by Shocker (2339 posts) -
RebelLoyalist said:
" I find that God exists but this can always be argued both ways really. So I tend not to judge someones decision not to be a Christian and let believe what they want."
Yeah same.
I don't like religion threads.
#18 Posted by efrucht (639 posts) -
Zoidy said:
"It's already begun.
Relax, this isn't a religion thread, per se.... it is more like a joke thread, that is religion themed.
You can expect Real religion threads to start rolling in soon, though. They always do.
#19 Posted by Relys (984 posts) -

Thank you. The beef in this story has influenced me greatly.. I have decided.. To give up vegetarianism!

#20 Posted by SolemnOaf (535 posts) -

I'm afraid all signs pointing to proof of a higher power must displayed in pork-quality meat or better.  Sorry.

#21 Posted by AnonymousLegion (64 posts) -

I lol'd a little.

#22 Posted by tec3297 (1170 posts) -

  The Beef Is A Lie...

#23 Posted by Whight_Knight (707 posts) -

1 day ...

The record Giant Bomb holds for going without a religion thread.

#24 Posted by Lairdo (543 posts) -

Thats some good meat.

#25 Posted by henjin (829 posts) -


#26 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -

Christ, if I had a nickel every time delicious cooked beef has changed my life.

I'd have 3.75.

#27 Posted by FengShuiGod (1478 posts) -

I renounce my heresy, and embrace the true teachings of Islam! Oh, how wrong I was.......

#28 Posted by microwavedapple (160 posts) -

All worship the holy beef?

#29 Posted by RVonE (4601 posts) -

There was a news post like that a couple of years ago. The world didn't change.

#30 Posted by GoranP (1115 posts) -

We should ban religion threads.

#31 Posted by Iffy350 (224 posts) -

lol at talking snake fanatics.

#32 Posted by p4ddym1607 (995 posts) -

Yes. If i was a god i would appear in Beef too. Maybe in a grilled cheese sandwhich.

#33 Posted by gamenut101 (103 posts) -

If good does exist , who the f*uck created god?

#34 Posted by Za3r0 (100 posts) -
Thomas said:
"God is a joke...
i fully agree
#35 Posted by Iffy350 (224 posts) -

But they already found the image of Jesus Christ the lord and savior in a grilled cheeze, potato chip, hotel window, an African American soon to be mothers ultrasound of her unborn baby boy.

#36 Posted by oWarlock360o (199 posts) -
Cube said:
"Ew religion threads.


#37 Posted by ValiantGoat (375 posts) -

mmm sacrilicious  beef

#38 Posted by mr_korean (610 posts) -

That's weird  but it isn't coldhard proof that a God exists

#39 Posted by adam_grif (1144 posts) -

And here I was expecting to have to lay down the law again.

#40 Posted by Red (5994 posts) -
Old topic is old.
#41 Posted by PercyChuggs (1087 posts) -

"Comedy" doesn't work if you have to explain the attempt at comedy at the end.

#42 Posted by TheFrostedGamer (296 posts) -

There must be something else you could be doing instead of posting off-topic, religiously-charged garbage at a gaming website. I duno, I love humor but it's actually kind of serious how many people are programmed by religious dogma in this world. Creates problems everyday that most of you don't even realize. So I mean yeah, these people are absurd, but laughing at them (at a gaming website)... What are we really doing..

#43 Edited by AngeTheDude (639 posts) -

I found Jesus... 

...in my curly fries at Jack in the Box.
#44 Posted by atejas (3057 posts) -

Eating beef goes against my beliefs as a (supposed) Hindu.


#45 Posted by lordofultima (6204 posts) -

Well, I've always worshiped beef, so I guess it makes sense.

#46 Posted by cdstacker (90 posts) -

whatever my bowl of spaghetti totally looks like the image of the flying spaghetti monster,

#47 Posted by Aurelito (721 posts) -

 Muslin talk shit too much but majority of them aren't Islam followers, if you catch what I'm saying. I don't know why people still think all that Jihad bullshit that's an overall made up. and saying science disapproves god, when it deeply approves it. if Americans are getting out of this Christianity bullshit, like all Christian countries did back in 20th century, they should do it silently.

#48 Posted by adam_grif (1144 posts) -


This was at the TOP of page ONE in my browser :S

#49 Posted by theMcNasty (741 posts) -

I had a vanilla wafer that looked like Jesus once, but I was pretty hungry so I ate it.

#50 Posted by Everyones_A_Critic (6285 posts) -

What I love is the quote from the Islamic "scholar" who says "This just goes to show that Islam is the only true religion for all of makind."

Are you fucking kidding me!?