Sorry athiests, you are wrong!

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#1  Edited By efrucht
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7520149.stm

What looks like the Arabic word for God and the name of the prophet Muhammad were discovered in pieces of beef by a diner in Birnin Kebbi.

He was about to eat it, when he suddenly noticed the words in the gristle, the restaurant owner said.

A search of the kitchen's meat revealed three more pieces which bore the names.

The meat was boiled and then fried before being served, owner Kabiru Haliru told newspaper Weekly Trust.

"When the writings were discovered there were some Islamic scholars who come and eat here and they all commented that it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind," he said.

The restaurant has kept the pieces of meat for visitors to see.

Thousands of people have already gone to the restaurant to see them since they were discovered last week.

A vet told the newspaper the words "defied scientific explanation".

"Supposing only one piece of meat was found then it would be suspicious, but given the circumstances there is no explanation," Dr Yakubu Dominic said.

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Well non-believers wanted proof , so here it is! Islam is the true religion! Who would have thought?
Just thought some of you might find this interesting.


edit: To all of you that are freaking out because this thread mentions a religion, get off your high horse and read what I actually posted. If you can't tell this is a comedy thread then you are on the wrong forums. I am not arguing or debating here. This thread was made for laughter, stop bringing it down with your sour attitudes!
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#2  Edited By DK

Haha yeah right. I hope you dont really believe that. :-)

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#3  Edited By RabbitKarrot

This beef related story has influenced me to turn my life around!

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#4  Edited By Shadow

OH MY GOD A STRANGE DESIGN ON COOKED MEAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?  GOD DOES EXIST!!!!!!!!!

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#5  Edited By Soap

Oh snap I guess thats that summed up then. Damn, my hole belief system has been unproven by a piece of rotting meat.

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#6  Edited By tec3297

God is a joke...

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#7  Edited By suneku

lol

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#8  Edited By efrucht
DK said:
"Haha yeah right. I hope you dont really believe that. :-)
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Of course not  -_^
I'm not really a beef fan anyway!
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#9  Edited By MoldOnHold

Well that settles it!

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#10  Edited By Cube

Ew religion threads.



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#11  Edited By Karmum

Religion, please.

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#12  Edited By evilhomer

Everyone bring out your pics of potato chips that look like celebrities omg he is so on to something here.  meh i think I'm too lazy to be religious anyways.  Sundays are for football not going to church in my house.  wait what to islamic people do on the weekend?

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#13  Edited By RebelLoyalist

 I find that God exists but this can always be argued both ways really. So I tend not to judge someones decision not to be a Christian and let believe what they want.

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#14  Edited By Zoidy

It's already begun.

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#15  Edited By bad_crc

well, i'm convinced...

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#16  Edited By ArtTeitlebaum

Don't believe in beef.

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#17  Edited By Shocker
RebelLoyalist said:
" I find that God exists but this can always be argued both ways really. So I tend not to judge someones decision not to be a Christian and let believe what they want."
Yeah same.
 
I don't like religion threads.
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#18  Edited By efrucht
Zoidy said:
"It's already begun.
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Relax, this isn't a religion thread, per se.... it is more like a joke thread, that is religion themed.
You can expect Real religion threads to start rolling in soon, though. They always do.
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#19  Edited By Relys

Thank you. The beef in this story has influenced me greatly.. I have decided.. To give up vegetarianism!

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#20  Edited By SolemnOaf

I'm afraid all signs pointing to proof of a higher power must displayed in pork-quality meat or better.  Sorry.

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#21  Edited By AnonymousLegion

I lol'd a little.

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#22  Edited By tec3297

  The Beef Is A Lie...

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#23  Edited By Whight_Knight

1 day ...

The record Giant Bomb holds for going without a religion thread.

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#24  Edited By Lairdo

Thats some good meat.

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#25  Edited By henjin

Kay.

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#26  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

Christ, if I had a nickel every time delicious cooked beef has changed my life.

I'd have 3.75.

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#27  Edited By FengShuiGod

I renounce my heresy, and embrace the true teachings of Islam! Oh, how wrong I was.......

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#28  Edited By microwavedapple

All worship the holy beef?

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#29  Edited By RVonE

There was a news post like that a couple of years ago. The world didn't change.

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#30  Edited By themoon13

We should ban religion threads.

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#31  Edited By Iffy350

lol at talking snake fanatics.

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Yes. If i was a god i would appear in Beef too. Maybe in a grilled cheese sandwhich.

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#33  Edited By gamenut101

If good does exist , who the f*uck created god?

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#34  Edited By Za3r0
Thomas said:
"God is a joke...
"
i fully agree
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#35  Edited By Iffy350

But they already found the image of Jesus Christ the lord and savior in a grilled cheeze, potato chip, hotel window, an African American soon to be mothers ultrasound of her unborn baby boy.

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#36  Edited By oWarlock360o
Cube said:
"Ew religion threads.



"

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#37  Edited By valiantgoat

mmm sacrilicious  beef

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#38  Edited By mr_korean

That's weird  but it isn't coldhard proof that a God exists

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#39  Edited By adam_grif

And here I was expecting to have to lay down the law again.

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#40  Edited By Red
Old topic is old.
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#41  Edited By PercyChuggs

"Comedy" doesn't work if you have to explain the attempt at comedy at the end.

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#42  Edited By TheFrostedGamer

There must be something else you could be doing instead of posting off-topic, religiously-charged garbage at a gaming website. I duno, I love humor but it's actually kind of serious how many people are programmed by religious dogma in this world. Creates problems everyday that most of you don't even realize. So I mean yeah, these people are absurd, but laughing at them (at a gaming website)... What are we really doing..

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#43  Edited By AngeTheDude

I found Jesus... 



...in my curly fries at Jack in the Box.
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#44  Edited By atejas

Eating beef goes against my beliefs as a (supposed) Hindu.



BURN THE UNBELIEVERS!

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#45  Edited By lordofultima

Well, I've always worshiped beef, so I guess it makes sense.

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#46  Edited By cdstacker

whatever my bowl of spaghetti totally looks like the image of the flying spaghetti monster,

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#47  Edited By Aurelito

 Muslin talk shit too much but majority of them aren't Islam followers, if you catch what I'm saying. I don't know why people still think all that Jihad bullshit that's an overall made up. and saying science disapproves god, when it deeply approves it. if Americans are getting out of this Christianity bullshit, like all Christian countries did back in 20th century, they should do it silently.

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#48  Edited By adam_grif

WTF?

This was at the TOP of page ONE in my browser :S

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What I love is the quote from the Islamic "scholar" who says "This just goes to show that Islam is the only true religion for all of makind."

Are you fucking kidding me!?