Alright so I'm going to have a horrible spring quarter yet again...Have to take classes that range from cosmology to programming, to History, and to 3D modelling. Balancing all these is going to require a lot of time management, which I for one am horrible at this...Just got back from class, but I felt that I needed to vent some a little something here on Giant Bomb before I went on with my day. Here's an update with my roomates, and when I say roomates I really mean just slutty Brea because, lets be honest, it's just too funny and way more interesting to write about her.
Sour Hour with Lemon
Edited By Steve_Ramirez
Alright, so for those, who haven't kept up with my blogs, I don't have the time to recap and tell you the preliminaries of aforementioned slutty Brea. You can view my previous entries if you'd like, but more than likely you won't. Why is this so? Because no likes being told what to do :)
Alright back to point, so remember when I told you guys that Brea dumped her black guy boyfriend for this scrawny white guy? Well guess who showed up at our door last night? That's right, the black guy (his name is Alex but that is not important). What's really important is that my claim that she is a slutty slut slut (I know what you're thinking, it's not a typo, just want to emphasize that she enjoys sexual pleasures from multiple partners very frequently). This also prooves the famous proverb of "Once you go black you never go back." I've been a strong believer of this for many years and I finally got the honor to witness this with my own eyes in real-time. Yes, a game related concept was used in this blog. This is after all a videogame sit isn't it?
That will do it for now, maybe a little later I'll feel extra sassy and crap something else out. But until then, take care and keep your females close. And yes, dark meat does infact taste better. You've been warned! :)
-Steve
Alright so I'm going to have a horrible spring quarter yet again...Have to take classes that range from cosmology to programming, to History, and to 3D modelling. Balancing all these is going to require a lot of time management, which I for one am horrible at this...Just got back from class, but I felt that I needed to vent some a little something here on Giant Bomb before I went on with my day. Here's an update with my roomates, and when I say roomates I really mean just slutty Brea because, lets be honest, it's just too funny and way more interesting to write about her.
Alright, so for those, who haven't kept up with my blogs, I don't have the time to recap and tell you the preliminaries of aforementioned slutty Brea. You can view my previous entries if you'd like, but more than likely you won't. Why is this so? Because no likes being told what to do :)
Alright back to point, so remember when I told you guys that Brea dumped her black guy boyfriend for this scrawny white guy? Well guess who showed up at our door last night? That's right, the black guy (his name is Alex but that is not important). What's really important is that my claim that she is a slutty slut slut (I know what you're thinking, it's not a typo, just want to emphasize that she enjoys sexual pleasures from multiple partners very frequently). This also prooves the famous proverb of "Once you go black you never go back." I've been a strong believer of this for many years and I finally got the honor to witness this with my own eyes in real-time. Yes, a game related concept was used in this blog. This is after all a videogame sit isn't it?
That will do it for now, maybe a little later I'll feel extra sassy and crap something else out. But until then, take care and keep your females close. And yes, dark meat does infact taste better. You've been warned! :)
-Steve
You're right Crunch, I'm just going to place a word that sums up the blog entry in parenthesis along with my title.
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