Spend my 2000$

Need your help Bombers, I've got 2000$ coming to me soon. What should I spend it on. I've already thought of tablet, tv, PC... the usual suspects. I'm looking for suggestions that I haven't thought of. And no, savings account is not an option. lol

A whole lot of candy.

Blow and Hookers.

Um. A gun?

Oculus rift / Wii U (Just for kicks!) / Max Payne 3 / A righteous airsoft gun.

That's all I got.

I could do a lot with $2000... so you could send it my way. I'll put it to great use.

$2000 worth of gum balls.

That's 8,000 balls of sweetness.

Chew all of them at once and blow the biggest bubble ever.

Back this Kickstarter twice at the $1000 level and get your likeness on two cards.

Send it to me, I will send you a personal thank you note!

Pay Ice T to say "Fuck Ryan Davis" straight to his face. Ahhhh, money well spent.

The Gumballs are jumping out at me. mmmmm...

Become this guy's best friend?

I would invest most of it.

Donate it to the Human Fund.

If I had that kind of money I'd invest in some used musical instruments.

Buy a developer version of the oculus rift

Honestly you thought of it already but build a just insane PC with a fantastic monitor. With whatever is left over steam games

Honestly you thought of it already but build a just insane PC with a fantastic monitor. With whatever is left over steam games

If you need suggestions, you should put it in the bank or apply it to outstanding debt. You've probably got enough stuff for now and don't need anything else

A crappy car?

Give it to jeff to help fund the raid!

@slag: Zero outstanding debt. W00t!

@tepiddeath: nice man, well done!

Over 1000 copies of the Goodburger novelization sent to Ryan in an extremely expensive and ornate box.

buy a whole bunch of year long giantbomb memberships

Buy everyone in this thread a copy of the space jam novel.

Well, if you're not sure how to spend it I'm sure I could put it to good use

Stocks.

Hire an artist to do a bronze bust sculpture of Hardcore Dave and send it to GB HQ via mailbag.

I'm thinking a 3DS XL Animal Crossing bundle may be in order. Can I go to a store in Canada and get one when they come out or is that an import thing?

@tepiddeath: 280 copies of Dark Souls

Use it in a savings account, seriously do this.

Invest that shit.

"..So I could fuck the world, for 72 hours. God damn I feel amazing.."

Put it into bitcoins. Then post here a year from now telling us how much or little it paid off.

So, we getting the Space Jam novels or what?

I'd seriously consider either investing or donating that money, or fuck thinking for the future and buy 2 Roombas.

Find the hottest girl on the street, give her the $2000 and video her reactions. Then post the video on this forum.

If I had that kind of money and saving wasn't an option, I'd buy myself a nice new overstuffed recliner, a bigger, comfier office chair, and a nice computer desk. Furniture aside, I'd maybe take a trip, maybe do a weekend in Vegas or something.

Buy one of those fancy cats.

Buy some really nice designer pants and strut your stuff.

Alright, that's funny.

That bitcoin thing is pretty hilarious.

Buy a cheap video recorder for 100$. Give the rest to the hottest girl you find on the street and record their reaction.

AR15