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#1 Posted by FesteringNeon (2164 posts) -

I would bring Marissa Miller, Heidi Klum, a solar powered 4x4, whipped creme, and lots and lots of alcohol.
I think you could draw your own conclusion as to why for each of them.
hahaha

#2 Edited by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -

I would bring a helicopter an

#3 Posted by Vaxadrin (2297 posts) -

I would bring BiffMcBlumpkin and an acoustic guitar.

#4 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -

Jesus, it's going to get pretty fucking ugly when we're forced to eat the guitar.

#5 Edited by Vaxadrin (2297 posts) -

Actually I know a few songs that can conjure up food, similar to the rain dances in days of old.  And don't call me Jesus.

#6 Posted by Schizoid (1064 posts) -

I would bring a slice of cheese, a rolling pin and a fork. Trust me, it'll all work out in the end.

#7 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -
Vaxadrin said:
"Actually I know a few songs that can conjure up food"

Food or no food someone is eating that guitar.
#8 Posted by AaronBelfast (1491 posts) -
BiffMcBlumpkin said:
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I would bring a helicopter and your Mother.

"
Damm, beat me to it
#9 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -
AaronBelfast said:
Damm, beat me
What do I look like, your father?
#10 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -

By the way, I'm also planning to bring my book of old, horrible Mother / Father jokes to the Island with me, so you guys don't have anything to worry about.

#11 Posted by VilhelmNielsen (1734 posts) -

I'd bring McGuyver... Problem solved! And probably a shotgun.

#12 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -
VilhelmNielsen said:
"I'd bring McGuyver... Problem solved! And probably a shotgun."

So in other words you're bringing McGuyver, a cardboard tube, loose change, and some glue?
#13 Posted by Black_Rose (7785 posts) -

A shotgun, that's it. If i find something i kill it and eat it, if i don't i kill myself

#14 Posted by Solid_SnakeXx (1771 posts) -
BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"

I would bring a helicopter and your Mother.

"
qfw.

I would bring  a laptop with WOW and an external harddrive med 1 tb of porn
#15 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -

I'm changing my answer. I've decided I'm bringing a detailed map of the island and someone to sit there and wonder how the fuck I got a detailed map of an unknown island I never planned on visiting. Actually I suppose that person can still be your Mother, so I guess I'd just like to trade the helicopter for a detailed map of the Island.

#16 Posted by Riddler (1528 posts) -

a cow (milk)

a chicken (eggs)

porn

set for life

#17 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -
Riddler said:
"a cow"

His mother is spoken for!
#18 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

A stylish boat, enough fuel to get the boat home, Michael Biehn, Jeffree Star and enough supplies to keep me and my guests content as we travel across the seas in style.

#19 Posted by ZombieHunterOG (3530 posts) -
BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"Riddler said:
"a cow"

His mother is spoken for!"
lol 
#20 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -
HandsomeDead said:
"A stylish boat, enough fuel to get the boat home, Michael Biehn."

No need to get so wordy, any boat with Michael Biehn on it is automatically a stylish boat.
#21 Posted by Player1 (3864 posts) -

I would bring a Genie in a bottle, alcohol, marisa miller, and chocolate sause.

#22 Edited by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -

Thanks to your poor spelling you're going to end up with a girl that doesn't exist and a Hispanic porn Star named Chocolate Sause.

#23 Posted by Pibo47 (3166 posts) -

My David hassle Hoff, that way Germany would issue a state of nation emergency and send out helicopters and boats to find me a the Hoff.

#24 Posted by Vaxadrin (2297 posts) -
BiffMcBlumpkin said:
Food or no food someone is eating that guitar.
That's okay, first I can play a song that makes more guitars.  We can eat like kings!
#25 Posted by FesteringNeon (2164 posts) -
BiffMcBlumpkin said:
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Thanks to your poor spelling you're going to end up with a girl that doesn't exist and a Hispanic porn Star named Chocolate Sause.

"

Ha!
Except she'll actually be in the genies bottle, drunk off the alcohol, and "sausing" it up all over in there with Marissa Miller having to take care of the little smeared love gland.
#26 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -
BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"HandsomeDead said:
"A stylish boat, enough fuel to get the boat home, Michael Biehn."

No need to get so wordy, any boat with Michael Biehn on it is automatically a stylish boat."
That's what I thought, but some people just don't get it.
#27 Posted by Omega (831 posts) -

I'd bring beer, Zombie Carlin, Zombie Bill Hicks, and Lewis Black. It'd be a real party.

And a shotgun, in case any of them get a taste for human flesh.

#28 Posted by ZombieHunterOG (3530 posts) -
Omega said:
"I'd bring beer, Zombie Carlin, Zombie Bill Hicks, and Lewis Black. It'd be a real party.

And a shotgun, in case any of them get a taste for human flesh."
i would have to kill them :P 
#29 Posted by BiggerBomb (6944 posts) -
#30 Posted by Dejkrigeren (384 posts) -

A six star Hotel, a lifetime rent of a suite, A PC, and thats about it what more could i need?

#31 Edited by LtColJaxson (1137 posts) -
Dejkrigeren said:
"A six star Hotel, a lifetime rent of a suite, A PC, and thats about it what more could i need?"
Hot girls in bikini's!
#32 Posted by clubsandwich (3795 posts) -

Michael Phelps, a boat, Sarah Stone, and beer.

#33 Posted by Virago (2486 posts) -

1) my computer

2) internet access
3) undying batteries 
4) a blanket
5) a shot gun
yep, i think it's all pretty self-explanitory.
#34 Edited by jaydough (232 posts) -

A castle/place/spaceship filled with bad guys, a really bad guy, and a goddess/princess or something, a sword/other weapon/laser beam, and 200 mp.

#35 Posted by observer77 (62 posts) -

my best friend, battleship(the game), fishing supplies, and a guide book of the island if possible, and a knife 

#36 Posted by OGCartman (4354 posts) -

Hmm, a shotgun, some food, dr pepper, a shitty computer and world of warcraft.
Accualy fuck it
5 hot girls

#37 Posted by FesteringNeon (2164 posts) -

Wait.. i'd bring a Ferris Wheel, A couple yellow eye contacts, A huge bed, plastic surgeon, and Michael Jacksons "Thriller"

#38 Posted by atejas (3057 posts) -
#39 Posted by joey (983 posts) -

I would bring a genie with unlimited wishes.

#40 Posted by Tearhead (2161 posts) -

Girlfriend (for obvious reasons)
A box of condoms (again, for obvious reasons, and if a box of condoms is considered more than 5 things then a pregnancy pill)
Largest size pizza from papa john's (for food)
A knife (to cut things)
and.... a fueled boat (to get off the island when i'm done with those condoms)

#41 Edited by Discorsi (1390 posts) -

Psh I'd only need one thing...... a box filled with the supplies to build a mansion ,a building crew who will die right after they finish building the mansion and the ability to build it in 5 minutes, a helicopter, about 50 hos, a nuclear bomb (so maybe the US govt will find me), a shotgun for fun,  a yacht, and a walmart.

#42 Posted by serbsta (1867 posts) -

Carmen Electra, Melissa Ford, semi-trailer load of beer and drinks, loads of cookies and cream AND my 2pac albums.

#43 Posted by MIALER_DAEMON (435 posts) -

A naive Korean.

#44 Posted by zeus_gb (595 posts) -

A good survival guide, an ex girlfriend of mine, a knife, some kind of shelter and some fishing gear.

#45 Posted by Whight_Knight (707 posts) -

A teleporter back to civilisation.

Damn, I'm such a cheapskate.

#46 Posted by FesteringNeon (2164 posts) -
zeus_gb said:
"A good survival guide, an ex girlfriend of mine, a knife, some kind of shelter and some fishing gear."

Why does this answer give me the chills?
#47 Posted by Vaxadrin (2297 posts) -
bukkookkub said:
"zeus_gb said:
"A good survival guide, an ex girlfriend of mine, a knife, some kind of shelter and some fishing gear."

Why does this answer give me the chills?"
Because you realize what he's going to be using as bait.
#48 Posted by BiggerBomb (6944 posts) -
Discorsi said:
"Psh I'd only need one thing...... a box filled with the supplies to build a mansion ,a building crew who will die right after they finish building the mansion and the ability to build it in 5 minutes, a helicopter, about 50 hos, a nuclear bomb (so maybe the US govt will find me), a shotgun for fun,  a yacht, and a walmart."

Kids, stay in school. Math is important.
#49 Posted by Rorschach (316 posts) -

The Pixies' Surfer Rosa, Scarlett Johanson, Cobra, Nintendo DS, Mario Kart DS

#50 Posted by Bnfbnggbfg (302 posts) -
clubsandwich said:
"Michael Phelps, a boat, Sarah Stone, and beer."
  in casethe boat breaks?

I'd bring a cat, a towel, a hilariously large mug, an iHop location, and lastly, a plastic dog poop.


Think about it.