As the old saying goes, everybody does stupid things. Now it's my turn, after months of bullying, being forced to do tasks not even close to my job description, and having to deal with company policies that are in no way helpfull to either me, or the customer I have walked out on my job. Meaning I will have to live on my overdraft for 7 weeks until my student loan comes through, I figured whats another £900 of debt to add to my student detbs...
For better or for worse it's done now.
What stupid things have you done in your lifetime? And how badly did they affect you?
Stupid Things You Have Done?
I got into multiple arguments defending the Wii on these very forums, when there's just no point. Also, I ran out in front of a police car, almost getting hit. That was dumb.
Thanks for the Welcom Shaun :D I almost didnt realise this was my first post here :P
Arkthemaniac:
I defended the Wii to a point back at GS, I just gave up though, too much stress :P
Arkthemaniac:
I defended the Wii to a point back at GS, I just gave up though, too much stress :P"
It's not stressful. I actually like doing it, because it keeps me sharp and witty. I just can't stand people not making any sense. Well, Mark Twain said it best. I won't say the quote, because I'll get flamed.
Nothing that had any real impact on my life. I destroyed a wheelchair wearing clogs once. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Also I killed a guy.
SonicBomb said:
"Hola. I done lots of stupefied things, Like jumping off a house."Were you a golden god?
"Nothing that had any real impact on my life. I destroyed a wheelchair wearing clogs once. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Also I killed a guy.Nope just lucky.
SonicBomb said:"Hola. I done lots of stupefied things, Like jumping off a house."Were you a golden god?"
Smashed my parents car into two other cars (one on the left, one of the right side of the road) while driving 20 km/h, zoned out of my mind on benzodiazepines at 6 in the morning. When one of the owners came out to yell at me, I had to be forcibly held back from not attacking him because I was incredibly pissed that some random guy came and started yelling to me when all this shit happened. (didn't occur to me that he might own one of the cars)
Oh, and by the way, I only got 200 metres from my parents' house.
'course, I admit to my mistakes, and am currently paying off around 10,000 euro for damages.
"Smashed my parents car into two other cars (one on the left, one of the right side of the road) while driving 20 km/h, zoned out of my mind on benzodiazepines at 6 in the morning. When one of the owners came out to yell at me, I had to be forcibly held back from not attacking him because I was incredibly pissed that some random guy came and started yelling to me when all this shit happened. (didn't occur to me that he might own one of the cars)Epic fail right here^
Oh, and by the way, I only got 200 metres from my parents' house."
there are some pretty stupid stuff going on with GB people...
the worst i've done is.......shatter a toilet......i fell on it......i got an award for it too.....
In 9th grade biology class we were using microscopes for something and when we were finished using them we were supposed to unplug them. For whatever reason I had washed my hands and forgot to completely dry them. I grabbed the wire and ZAP!
I flew a few feet back and my arm completely spazzed up into the air. It was twitching for the rest of the day.
Hurts like a bitch.
I got really drunk - put my penis in a hotdog bun and whacked it with a pan as hard as i could - ended up pretty damn hurt
Of course the drunk spectators went wild an proceeded to chase me with a burning firey spatula - i cried
"I got really drunk - put my penis in a hotdog bun and whacked it with a pan as hard as i could - ended up pretty damn hurt
Of course the drunk spectators went wild an proceeded to chase me with a burning firey spatula - i cried"
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i jumped off the stage during a gig with my band, i thought it was gonna be cool like all those rock stars do, but someone's head hit me in the balls...i couldn't stand up for the rest of the evening
ikmetal:
I did all my college work last minute, still got 100% of marks on my media work though :P
But washing a Shaq rookie card dayam, that's gotta be worse than washing your memory stick or phone right? I dont know much about basketball cards.
Drank a whole family size bottle of Robitussin (robotrip). I do NOT recommend this.....TRUST me!!! Probably the dumbest thing I've ever done.
Tried to help some people one time while under the influence...
They were throwing double edged axes at a board. I just wanted to help them by
collecting the thrown axes and bring 'em back.
Lucky for me that dude missed the board with his second throw.
I was later evicted from the premises for leaning against an "Urine-free zone"
sign while taking a piss.
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