You can't make this up. I literally did a spit take when I saw the picture that was at the top of this article.
LOOK AT THAT MONKEY!! LOOK AT HIS LITTLE COAT!!
You can't see it but he's also wearing a diaper. Apparently he broke out of his crate and the car he was in and went for a stroll. I love this goddamn monkey.
EDIT: Video. Because awesome. Thanks to @JCTango