Stylish but illegal monkey found roaming Toronto Ikea

@MB: Just re-installed photoshop today after being without it for months. Feels good to have the power to do shops back at my finger tips again.

@crusader8463: heh nice

yeah i really need to get elements or something ,its one of those things i always used to pirate but now just do without .. i guess i could use gimp ehehe.

cant belive nobodys said funky monkey yet ... its literally all ive been saying all day ..

He's just off gettin' his, 'cus bitches betta have Pimp Monkey's money!

@envane said:

oh thats why the picture looks like it was taken with a horrible digital camera ... instagram

That's obviously fake, there is no monkey hoe following him around.

@JCTango: No sir the only vid i've seen was of the pics which is not useful at all.

@crusader8463: You've done a wonderful thing here.

goddamn monkey . . . needs a good whack with a stick

@JCTango said:

@TheSouthernDandy: do you, or anyone else for that matter, know where I can find a video they used in the news reports on the monkey... one that I can save locally to harddrive? I've seen it listed on cp24 and such but the file format they use is weird o_O.

@TheSouthernDandy Finally found it on youtube

@JCTango: Oh my god. You're my hero. LOOK AT HIM WADDLE AROUND!

@TheSouthernDandy: the best part is when he runs up to the door and screams, like a little kid looking for his mom lol. Then the lady goes, shhhhhhhhhh! Like a misbehaving child. :D

That coat is just so awesome. It's like the owner bought a really expensive child's coat, then had a tailor shorten the arms and torso to like half of their original length.

I was at that Ikea like a month ago... I wish I could see a pimp monkey.

That gave me a good chuckle, thanks off-topic forum.

Monkey stylin' on ya.

Dat monkey be crazy.

@JCTango: I want it running on a loop in my brain.

On this, the fifth anniversary of a stylish, albeit illegal monkey who went shopping for furniture, let's take a moment to remember a sapian who waltzed into an Ikea, but also to remember a simpler time where monkey memes were still able to be the focus of the internet's attention.

Fondly remembering simpler times when monkeys were allowed to be stylish and dapper without also being space-faring cuss monkeys.