Well it looks like this is going to be an underwhelming Summer at the theater. Hollywood apparently blew its load with Star Trek, and Raimi's latest entry in the horror comedy dram Drag Me To Hell (which isn't quite as universal.)
Michael Bay will have a hand in distracting 14 year olds with A.D.D for 3 hours while their moms go shopping; here's hoping the third installment of Transformers comes and goes so we don;t have to repeat our disdain on multiple threads 2 years from now.
The final bullet in the gun would be Michael Mann's "Public Enemies" where we get to see Johnny Depp as the infamous John Dillinger, being chased around by "less dynamic than we thought" Christian Bale.
Oh right... then there's Bruno...
Anyone else want to point a ray of light I may have missed?
DISCLAIMER: I am not insulting these films (accept Transformers). I have either greatly enjoyed those that have been released and am looking forward to those mentioned that are yet to be released. Now there should be no confusion.
Suckage at the cinema, Summer 2009
Crap looks like the sound is out of sync on this trailer...
@DarkGamerOO7 said:
" You dissed Public Enemies? C'mon really? That movie looks like awesomesauce. "No way man I'm excited to see that.
Star Trek was good enough to hold me over for the summer. for me, summer is about being outside with friends, not inside watching a movie.
I watched Up! and Hangover. Up was amazing, Hangover was a big pile of shit. I can't wait for Bruno, but everything else looks pretty lame.
From what I can tell, Star Trek, Drag Me To Hell and Public Enemies will be the only Summer movies worth seeing. Up! isn't out here till October so i'm not counting that, but still, that's a shitty turnout. I really hope Public Enemies is some old school Michael Mann goodness but I just hate Johnny Depp so much and Bale isn't as good as expected so it all rests on the rest of the cast to hold it up.
" @HandsomeDead: Hey its not even cool to hate Johnny Depp. Why you gotta go and do that for? "Because he's shit.
" @Sprizmo said:But technically... he's not. Unless you've got incredibly diverse acting chops that we aren't aware of yet, you shouldn't be slinging mud at the Depp!!!" @HandsomeDead: Hey its not even cool to hate Johnny Depp. Why you gotta go and do that for? "Because he's shit. "
" @HandsomeDead said:So because I can't act, I can't criticise someone who does it professionally? I can't play an insturment but I know good music and bad music. I'm sure you can't develop a game so you can't say what's good or not either. Give me a real reason why I can't say he's shit." @Sprizmo said:But technically... he's not. Unless you've got incredibly diverse acting chops that we aren't aware of yet, you shouldn't be slinging mud at the Depp!!! "" @HandsomeDead: Hey its not even cool to hate Johnny Depp. Why you gotta go and do that for? "Because he's shit. "
" @Sprizmo said:Well you can say he's shit, and you are certainly entitled to your opinion. But isn't that a bit harsh considering this guy nailed Hunter Thompson, channeled Kieth Richards, and intentionally takes strange roles to defy hollywood's original plan for him to be just another heartthrob following 21 Jumpstreet. I say the guy can act, and he's not a self absorbed douchebag." @HandsomeDead said:So because I can't act, I can't criticise someone who does it professionally? I can't play an insturment but I know good music and bad music. I'm sure you can't develop a game so you can't say what's good or not either. Give me a real reason why I can't say he's shit. "" @Sprizmo said:But technically... he's not. Unless you've got incredibly diverse acting chops that we aren't aware of yet, you shouldn't be slinging mud at the Depp!!! "" @HandsomeDead: Hey its not even cool to hate Johnny Depp. Why you gotta go and do that for? "Because he's shit. "
" @HandsomeDead said:Intentionally strange roles is what makes him a self absorbed douchebag. He's too busy showing the world how kooky he is to actually take a film which isn't designed for the Hot Topic crowd or 14 year old fan girls. Besides Donnie Brasco and the upcoming Public Enemies, i'm thinking hard to come up with a film where he hasn't worn a stupid outfit, done a weird accent, been self conciously quirky or a combination of all the above. He's so one note, it's unbelievable, particularly when you do see Donnie Brasco and see he can actually do a performance that doesn't rely on a gimmick." @Sprizmo said:Well you can say he's shit, and you are certainly entitled to your opinion. But isn't that a bit harsh considering this guy nailed Hunter Thompson, channeled Kieth Richards, and intentionally takes strange roles to defy hollywood's original plan for him to be just another heartthrob following 21 Jumpstreet. I say the guy can act, and he's not a self absorbed douchebag. "" @HandsomeDead said:So because I can't act, I can't criticise someone who does it professionally? I can't play an insturment but I know good music and bad music. I'm sure you can't develop a game so you can't say what's good or not either. Give me a real reason why I can't say he's shit. "" @Sprizmo said:But technically... he's not. Unless you've got incredibly diverse acting chops that we aren't aware of yet, you shouldn't be slinging mud at the Depp!!! "" @HandsomeDead: Hey its not even cool to hate Johnny Depp. Why you gotta go and do that for? "Because he's shit. "
" @HandsomeDead said:I'm thinking you're the kind of guy that steers from bizarre and novel things. You like your no nonsense gangster flicks and what not. So this is a matter of taste, rather than a legitimate issue with the actor. The guy hates screaming fans and even moved to France so he could avoid being pestered by them, and doesn't do talk shows or suck up press. He appreciates many things I do, including the brilliant work of Hunter S. Thompson, and similar intelligent dissections of pop sociology. In no way is he the attention seeking celebrity you're attempting to paint him as." @Sprizmo said:Well you can say he's shit, and you are certainly entitled to your opinion. But isn't that a bit harsh considering this guy nailed Hunter Thompson, channeled Kieth Richards, and intentionally takes strange roles to defy hollywood's original plan for him to be just another heartthrob following 21 Jumpstreet. I say the guy can act, and he's not a self absorbed douchebag. "" @HandsomeDead said:So because I can't act, I can't criticise someone who does it professionally? I can't play an insturment but I know good music and bad music. I'm sure you can't develop a game so you can't say what's good or not either. Give me a real reason why I can't say he's shit. "" @Sprizmo said:But technically... he's not. Unless you've got incredibly diverse acting chops that we aren't aware of yet, you shouldn't be slinging mud at the Depp!!! "" @HandsomeDead: Hey its not even cool to hate Johnny Depp. Why you gotta go and do that for? "Because he's shit. "
" @Sprizmo said:So all those shoots he's done for GQ etc were just because he feels like it? And those appearances on Entertainment Tonight, Film 199X/200X, The Tonight Show etc don't count? I know he does less than most, but he's hardly Bill Murray. I don't like gangster flicks especially but I feel that for a film to work, it needs story and character rather than watching Johnny Depp do his Johnny Depp thing for a few hours. He totally comes across as that guy from high school who was an individual and an artist and that's why no one understands him and if he'd balance that with some good films, he'd be OK." @HandsomeDead said:I'm thinking you're the kind of guy that steers from bizarre and novel things. You like your no nonsense gangster flicks and what not. So this is a matter of taste, rather than a legitimate issue with the actor. The guy hates screaming fans and even moved to France so he could avoid being pestered by them, and doesn't do talk shows or suck up press. He appreciates many things I do, including the brilliant work of Hunter S. Thompson, and similar intelligent dissections of pop sociology. In no way is he the attention seeking celebrity you're attempting to paint him as. "" @Sprizmo said:Well you can say he's shit, and you are certainly entitled to your opinion. But isn't that a bit harsh considering this guy nailed Hunter Thompson, channeled Kieth Richards, and intentionally takes strange roles to defy hollywood's original plan for him to be just another heartthrob following 21 Jumpstreet. I say the guy can act, and he's not a self absorbed douchebag. "" @HandsomeDead said:So because I can't act, I can't criticise someone who does it professionally? I can't play an insturment but I know good music and bad music. I'm sure you can't develop a game so you can't say what's good or not either. Give me a real reason why I can't say he's shit. "" @Sprizmo said:But technically... he's not. Unless you've got incredibly diverse acting chops that we aren't aware of yet, you shouldn't be slinging mud at the Depp!!! "" @HandsomeDead: Hey its not even cool to hate Johnny Depp. Why you gotta go and do that for? "Because he's shit. "
@End_Boss said:
" @HandsomeDead:Blow and Chocolat were terrible and even then his performances in Benny & Joon and What's Eating Gilbert Grape are just him being a weirdo. Only younger and without Tim Burton facepaint.In case you needed a couple of examples of stellar Depp work "without a gimmick." "
- Blow
- Chocolat
- What's Eating Gilbert Grape
- Benny & Joon
- Slow Burn
" @HandsomeDead: Ok dude, I've seen your picture in your bio there and I can tell you're doing the whole "Pretty boy Emo band lead singer thing" that gets all the chicks. As if that hasn't been emulated a half trillion times. So much for originality. "I don't even know what this has to do with Johnny Depp.
" @Sprizmo said:" @HandsomeDead: Ok dude, I've seen your picture in your bio there and I can tell you're doing the whole "Pretty boy Emo band lead singer thing" that gets all the chicks. As if that hasn't been emulated a half trillion times. So much for originality. "I don't even know what this has to do with Johnny Depp. "
@HandsomeDead: We were talking about gimmicks right?
"No. We were talking about Johnny Depp." @Sprizmo said:" @HandsomeDead: Ok dude, I've seen your picture in your bio there and I can tell you're doing the whole "Pretty boy Emo band lead singer thing" that gets all the chicks. As if that hasn't been emulated a half trillion times. So much for originality. "I don't even know what this has to do with Johnny Depp. "
@HandsomeDead: We were talking about gimmicks right? "
" @Sprizmo said:Oh, just Johnny Depp's gimmicks. Cuz hes an actor, not a fancy musician. (I should probably mention I play piano, guitar, bass, drums, and steel drums, AND electronic music production... and get this... I have zero tattoos! Now thats different.)"No. We were talking about Johnny Depp. "" @Sprizmo said:" @HandsomeDead: Ok dude, I've seen your picture in your bio there and I can tell you're doing the whole "Pretty boy Emo band lead singer thing" that gets all the chicks. As if that hasn't been emulated a half trillion times. So much for originality. "I don't even know what this has to do with Johnny Depp. "
@HandsomeDead: We were talking about gimmicks right? "
" @Sprizmo said:Im gonna hunt you down and kick your ass." @HandsomeDead: Hey its not even cool to hate Johnny Depp. Why you gotta go and do that for? "Because he's shit. "
Go see The Hangover, i was shocked how good it was, my favourite summer movie yet, i prefered it to Star Trek and Drag me to Hell.
" @HandsomeDead: Ok dude, I've seen your picture in your bio there and I can tell you're doing the whole "Pretty boy Emo band lead singer thing" that gets all the chicks. As if that hasn't been emulated a half trillion times. So much for originality. "Dudes called Zac Efron; hes the dude whos boyfriend of Vanessa Hudgens because of publicity (see the awfulness that is HSM for more details).
Think its a bit hypocritical.
" @HandsomeDead said:Why would I listen to a band based on how they look? Seeing as two of my favourites ever are AFI and Bruce Springsteen, you're aiming in the wrong direction if you think I only go for bands with a certain look. I couldn't care less what you do play but you seem to pride youself on being different so, good for you." @Sprizmo said:Oh, just Johnny Depp's gimmicks. Cuz hes an actor, not a fancy musician. (I should probably mention I play piano, guitar, bass, drums, and steel drums, AND electronic music production... and get this... I have zero tattoos! Now thats different.) ""No. We were talking about Johnny Depp. "" @Sprizmo said:" @HandsomeDead: Ok dude, I've seen your picture in your bio there and I can tell you're doing the whole "Pretty boy Emo band lead singer thing" that gets all the chicks. As if that hasn't been emulated a half trillion times. So much for originality. "I don't even know what this has to do with Johnny Depp. "
@HandsomeDead: We were talking about gimmicks right? "
@darkspirit138 said:
" @Sprizmo said:Efron's been in 3 feature films, Johnny Depp's been going for 20 years at least so i'm not getting where there's a comparison." @HandsomeDead: Ok dude, I've seen your picture in your bio there and I can tell you're doing the whole "Pretty boy Emo band lead singer thing" that gets all the chicks. As if that hasn't been emulated a half trillion times. So much for originality. "Dudes called Zac Efron; hes the dude whos boyfriend of Vanessa Hudgens because of publicity (see the awfulness that is HSM for more details).Think its a bit hypocritical. "
You also forgot the awesome looking District 9, coming August 14th. Late summer, yes, but I'd say it counts.
" You also forgot the awesome looking District 9, coming August 14th. Late summer, yes, but I'd say it counts. "That related in any way to district 13? =o
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