Sun says Heather Mills wanted Bionic Commando lead role

I should start by saying that this story originated in the British tabloid The Sun which has a nasty habit of making crap up but when I read this on Eurogamer today I nearly did a spit-take

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/heather-mills-was-nearly-in-bionic-commando

Its like reading the Onion!

Would having a bionic leg be better than a bionic arm? She'd end up hanging up-side down!

This is incredible, oh the irony.

This is incredible, oh the irony.

I'm sure McCartney wants his $40 million back. I guess people don't always get what they want.

bullshit.

I'm more surprised to know that Heather Mills knows there's such a thing as Bionic Commando

Wow if that happened......I can't even imagine that future...It's to horrible.

Now, I know the Sun has to make shit up to fill pages... but this is some pretty random shit to make up.

The real question now for the Suns editors is how does this prove games are evil and how is it ultimately asylum seekers fault?

Well, she certainly looks like a man. Maybe she can do the gravelly voice too.

Put her in the sequel, Bionic Leg, where you must get your leg over as many millionaires as possible and fuck them dry of their money.