Tell a terrible joke

" here's another. What's the difference between a ferrari and 100 dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage! "

There once was a guy so annoying he gave asprin a headache.

Whats worse than 100 dead babies in a dumpster? - The one at the bottom that's still alive. 
Whats worse than that? - He had to eat his way to freedom. 
Worse than that? - He came back for seconds.

Here is a terrible joke http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/    

" What's the difference between a truckload of infants and a truckload of bowling balls?  You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork. "

The game.
 
I hate it.

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Here is a terrible joke http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/    

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More of a "yo mama" joke. 
 
Hickory dickory dock, your mother is a slut.

9/11 walks into a bar, and says "Ow!"

Women's rights. 
 
Boom, topical.

What time is it when you're all out of ice cream??
 
Time to get more ice cream!!!

How do you stop your baby from spinning around in circles on the ground?
 
Put a nail through their other hand too.

A bear walked into a bar and sat next to a deer. He said to the deer, "May I please............................................have a drink?" and so the deer said to the bear, "Why the big paws?".

A man sees a genie in a cave and asked for three wishes, two of them came true. For the third wish, he sliped and said oh shit.

Why didn't monica lewenski want to call her dog spot? ....because when she calls the dog she doesn't want to say cum spot.

What are pirate films rated? 
 
ARRRRRR! This cracked me up when my brother told it to me.

Say below aloud
 
KNOCK KNOCK
 
Whose there?
 
IEATMOP
 
IEATMOP who?

A jew, a pirate and a mexican lawyer walk into a bar. Many comedy for having entertainment on behalf of us all! Hahaha, oh vey. Oh and punchline to be having, so no forget.

"Why didn't the cookie cross the road? It was feeling crummy "

@VisariLoyalist

" here's another. What's the difference between a ferrari and 100 dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage! "

A guy walks up to a girl in a bar and says to her, "I'm going to enjoy all the sex we'll be having later." 
 
Somewhat disgusted and fully repulsed, she replies, "What makes you think I'd have sex with you?"
 
He puts his hand on her shoulder and says: "Because I'm stronger than you."

So, a baby seal walks into a club...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?   
 

What did the cow say to the other cow?
 

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?  
 

" have you heard the one about the helicopter?   never mind, it's over your head.....       daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. "

"  A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."  "

Two penises rob a bank. Suddenly a vibrator walks in. The one penis then says to the other one: "Oh shit, it's Robocop."

Statistics show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony. Stuck a feather in her hat and called it BLAHHGHHWDNADJCNVODJP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Probably the funniest joke I've ever heard. 

Got one from Bill Baily:
 
Three blind mice walk into a bar. 
With them being unaware of their surroundings, to derive humor from the situation would be rather cruel

I was talking to a blacksmith the other day and he said "hello mate, have you ever shoed a horse" so I said "no but I once told a donkey to fuck off"

What's red and smells like blue paint?
 

From Alan Davies on QI 
  
Two Beekeepers are talking;
Beekeeper One: How many bees have you got? 
Beekeeper Two: I've got 10 000 bees. 
Beekeeper One: Nice. How many hives have you got? 
Beekeeper Two: I've got 10 hives, how many bees have you got?  
Beekeeper One: I've got a million bees. 
Beekeeper Two: A million bees?!? How many hives have you got? 
Beekeeper One: Just the one.  
Beekeeper Two: One?!? A million bees in one hive?! 
Beekeeper One: Yeah, fuck 'em, they're only bees.  

What did the cow say when she lost her tractor? 
 

The Israelis decided not to participate in the Gulf war. The last time they listened to a talking bush, they ended up wandering around the desert for 40 years.  

"These jokes remind me of one of Scott Sharkey's (1UP.com) jokes. I hate misogyny on these forums and misogynistic language on these forums, but allow me to be a hypocrite for a brief window of time. Actually, this probably isn't misogynistic. It's just terrible. Again, I heard this from Sharkey on 1UP's E3 live stream a few months back.
 

A guy walks up to a girl in a bar and says to her, "I'm going to enjoy all the sex we'll be having later." 
 
Somewhat disgusted and fully repulsed, she replies, "What makes you think I'd have sex with you?"
 
He puts his hand on her shoulder and says: "Because I'm stronger than you."

I'm now going to go and vomit, because I feel bad just repeating that, but it evoked a small smile at the time (and a rigorous shaking of the head in disapproval). I do not endorse the contents of that joke. I hereby apologize to all members of these forums. "

why did the kid fall off the bike? 
 

Someone posted a joke  on GB once that was like 30 pages long and I read it all.. it was horrible.

" @NekuSakuraba: Did you just jack that from ajamafalous in the other thread? "

For my sister's birthday I bought her an iPod. 
For my fathers birthday I bought him an iPad. 
For my wife's birthday I bought her an iRon. 
 
A guy told me this and I could even laugh to be polite, it's that bad.

What did the tractor say when she lost her cow?  

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman? 
 

How do you make a baby cry twice?  
 
...You know what, I'm not even going to finish that one. 

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

knock knock... 
go f&$* ya'self