One time I was helping a friend of mine who was moving, and the last thing we needed to bring was a stationary bike he had. So he loaded it upright on the back of his truck, didn't strap it down or anything, and I climb on top of it and start pedaling. He then starts driving. We went all the way from his old home to the new one like this. It wasn't that far, it was on the other side of the town we live in, but we did go on some very public streets. Also his new place was on a very steep hill. More than once the bike slid around, and I thought it might topple over and I'd just go flying off the truck onto the ground.
When said friend's girlfriend cheated on him we snuck into the the other dude's place and stole a bunch of his dumb shit. Not like a tv or anything real bad, just random crap. I still have a sword we took. As far as I know nobody ever figured it out.
A different friend of mine, his cousin, and I all went sneaking around various yards in the my friends neighborhood at like midnight. Not doing much of anything, really, just hanging out on their patios and stuff. We were stopped by the police twice that night. The first time the cop said "We've been getting reports of blah blah blah. You kids should go home." and the second time the cops said "Just get back home. Now." It was also raining, and I was wearing very loose fitting pants that kept falling off.
Once, when making a video for a high school project for some reason, we staged me getting hit by a car. I was supposed to jump onto the hood and the other guy would keep driving, but instead jumped onto the hood of the car and bounced immediately off down to the ground in front of the car. The kid kept going for about a couple feet. I was able to hold onto the bumper or something and keep from being run over.
And finally, my friends and I drive an old Oldsmobile my grandparents gave me out to a sandpit to do some donuts and generally just drive around like idiots. We had to break open a gate to get in. As we were leaving we saw some dude call the cops. We went to one of my friend's house, and there was a cop car out there. They were looking for us, but they had went to the wrong street, it just turned out there were 2 streets with the same name, and one was right next to my friends house. The kid who was driving sees the cops and panics. We then get in a police chase. We actually pull away, get to the top of a hill, my friend stops my car, and all of my friends jump out and run. It's my car though, so what the fuck am I gonna do? I hop in the drivers seat, momentarily consider driving off, and then the cops pull up behind me. After initially seeming pissed, they start joking around with me about what happened. Eventually the friend who was driving comes back. I get to drive myself home no problems. He gets a ticket and his parents come to pick him up, he's sitting there handcuffed, they're glaring at me, I'm smiling and talking shit with the cops. It wasn't a good day for him. The next day at school, my wrestling coach yells at me from across the entrance hall or whatever as soon as I walk through the door. One of the coaches was a cop, and he heard about a kid in a wrestling sweater and immediately knew who were the only kids dumb enough to do that shit.
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