Tell me what I want for Christmas.

Hey fellas, I'm stuck right now.
My parents keep asking me what I want for Christmas and I have no idea. I really don't want or need anything. I'm set. Nothing interests me and if something does, I already have it.
 I don't want to tell them something I don't want just to shut them up and then be stuck with something I really didn't actually want. But I don't want to just say "nothing" and actually receive nothing.
 
So tell me Giant bomb. What do I want for Christmas?
Just throw out ideas. Tell me what you want, or what you want me to have. Crazy is good and links are appreciated.
 
 
No Dildos and douchebags saying "You don't really want it if we tell you it" (Yeah I know that, it's just a thread)

What consoles do you have?

A sweet mustache comb.

" What consoles do you have? "

The love of your family is the obvious choice

A vibrator.

Wall mounted talking fish plaque.  
 
Show all the ladies in your life that you are on classy dude.

" A vibrator. "

• God of War Collection
  
• Uncharted 2
• Assassins Creed 2
• Modern Warfare 2
• Borderlands
• Left Dead 2

"

• God of War Collection
  
• Uncharted 2
• Assassins Creed 2
• Modern Warfare 2
• Borderlands
• Left Dead 2

  You probably don't own all of the above. "

Pie  ; )

" The love of your family is the obvious choice "

Shave your mustache for Christmas.

" @eroticfishcake said:

" What consoles do you have? "

All current gen. "

Well theres your answer, get Saturn, NES or similer retro console :) Though it depends on how savvy your parents are with Ebay etc.

If you have nothing on your list then why not ask for new DVD's, and by new I dont just mean ones you dont own but ones youve never tried in a series. Like Babylon 5, could ask for the first season of that or smallville or something like that. Or ask for whatever your dads favourite old series is (from when you were young or before you were born say).

" Pie  ; ) "

A giant ass dawg!

"

• God of War Collection"

A PSP.

" @TheMustacheHero: You own all those? "

Minus Borderlands and God of War collection. "

DJ Hero, perhaps?

" DJ Hero, perhaps? "

" @Warfare said:

" Pie  ; ) "

Kinky.  Although I always found consumable gifts to be the most insulting and depressing. (I'm not fat, but from a large person's perspective) Here's your favorite thing fatty, FOOD! Also, once it's gone, it's gone. :( "

" @TheMustacheHero said:

" @Warfare said:

" Pie  ; ) "

Kinky.  Although I always found consumable gifts to be the most insulting and depressing. (I'm not fat, but from a large person's perspective) Here's your favorite thing fatty, FOOD! Also, once it's gone, it's gone. :( "

 who's talking about food?   "

Here's a list of things I have on my Christmas list:
 
The skull of Satan Claus
A six-pronged battle toaster
For Sega to work on a Panzer Dragoon game for the Wii
Some games none of you would care about
Edible turd polish
 
That is all.

Skull goblet of christ.

Ask your parents for fully paid pre-orders!  The next couple of months look fun. Here's a couple (of the many) good looking ones you could request.
 

• Bayonetta
•  Splinter Cell
• Mass Effect 2

Just tell them to gift you some cold hard cash. 
 
AND NO FUCKING GIFT CARDS.

ask for a SNES with loads of games.
 
or any old console you don't have.

Legos. And not that Mega Blocks bullshit.

You want, nay, NEED some head on to apply directly to your forehead. Or a sweet ass PC case mod.

" A giant ass dawg! "

   
Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia (DS)  
Awesome Lego Book - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1593271379/ref=s9_simp_gw_s3_p14_t1?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-2&pf_rd_r=13TRZKJW8XDRY2JXZ1G0&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=470938631&pf_rd_i=507846      

A hot dog cooker!