Tenchu 4: So wrong on so many levels... (NSFW)

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So, Ubisoft is publishing Tenchu 4 for the Wii in North America. Good idea. So, how do they go about and market it? Gameplay footage? Yes. Some cutscenes showing good ninja action? Yes.

Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis hawking the game? Yes... huh?

(NSFW, obviously)

Okay, I know Ayame is hot, but come on! There is so much wrong there it's not even funny.

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#1  Edited By ferrarimanf355

So, Ubisoft is publishing Tenchu 4 for the Wii in North America. Good idea. So, how do they go about and market it? Gameplay footage? Yes. Some cutscenes showing good ninja action? Yes.

Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis hawking the game? Yes... huh?

(NSFW, obviously)

Okay, I know Ayame is hot, but come on! There is so much wrong there it's not even funny.

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#2  Edited By Arkthemaniac

I saw this on GoNintendo.

What the fuck? Honestly. First, Playboy backed Mushroom Men and now this asshat is backing Tenchu.
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#3  Edited By Damonation

Aww, I actually thought he was going to review it.

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#4  Edited By ferrarimanf355
Arkthemaniac said:
"I saw this on GoNintendo.
What the fuck? Honestly. First, Playboy backed Mushroom Men and now this asshat is backing Tenchu.
"
Hey, Playboy's actually classy...
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Okay, I know Ayame is hot, but come on! There is so much wrong there it's not even funny.


No, sorry, that was fucking hilarious.
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#6  Edited By Hexpane

Isn't Joe Francis late for his suicide appointment?

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#7  Edited By Osaladin

Oh for god's sake, they are taking sex sells way too far. The sex sells idea actually turns me away from a game, I don't want to watch porn, I want to play a video game. Sort of like Ivy's boobs, it's just too much.

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#8  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

That is the most dumb thing ever.

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#9  Edited By RetroIce4
Osaladin said:
"Oh for god's sake, they are taking sex sells way too far. The sex sells idea actually turns me away from a game, I don't want to watch porn, I want to play a video game. Sort of like Ivy's boobs, it's just too much."
Ivy's boobs... Perfect. Lol j/k.
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#10  Edited By Systech

I'm going to simplify my agreement: This is mad dumb.

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#11  Edited By Linkyshinks

This has to be the most ******* advertising campaign ever. Even worse than Onechanbara's campaign. Ubisoft are *****

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#12  Edited By Endogene
Linkyshinks said:
"This has to be the most ******* advertising campaign ever. Even worse than Onechanbara's campaign. Ubisoft are *****"
Guitar Hero world tour... Never forget.

Anyway pretty mind blowing how the game has absolutely nothing to do with being sexed up. Even the in game footage of cleavage are a world of contrast with the "actresses"
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#13  Edited By weltal

This is terribly stupid and just an awful ad campaign. On the other hand I really find it hard to complain about sexy naked ladies.