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#1 Edited by LordXavierBritish (6651 posts) -

As someone whose weekly diet consists of seven to eight meals comprised entirely of pizza or pizza by product I often find myself asking, "How could this pizza be more entertaining?" No one can argue the convenience of pizza delivery, and the nutritional benefits of pizza have been long documented by the most prestigious of institutes of medical science and food safety.

However, while pizza fills the hole in my stomach it doesn't fill the hole in my soul. Even after I've received and eaten the pizza I feel something missing, I don't feel complete. There's still a yearning there for something more, pizza already fulfills so many of my needs in life, if only it could do just a little bit more.

That all changes today thanks to Domino's Pizza and an exciting new app built for discerning pizza consumers just like me and you.

Take it away Scott.

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#2 Posted by DonChipotle (3337 posts) -

I like anime, don't get me wrong.

But fuck Hatsune Miku.

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#4 Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (4282 posts) -

Ohh. I don't know how to understand. I can't. I won't. I need pizza, stat. : (

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#5 Posted by awesomeusername (4586 posts) -

Wuh... Why?? That was fucking terrible.

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#6 Edited by Subjugation (4905 posts) -

So, I'm getting the vibe that this is a joke ... or is it?

Japan ...

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#7 Posted by Video_Game_King (36565 posts) -

What's with all the camera angle changes? Is this a smear ad against Domino's?

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#8 Posted by Cloudenvy (5887 posts) -

I like anime, don't get me wrong.

But fuck Hatsune Miku.

Why? Don't get me wrong, I'm not into the Vocaloid personalities either but it is a really rad tool for bands or composers with no other alternative. One of my favorite bands started up by doing songs with Vocaloid lyrics on a Youtube equivalent, and they're incredibly popular now.

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#9 Edited by SuperWristBands (2281 posts) -

@donchipotle said:

I like anime, don't get me wrong.

But fuck Hatsune Miku.

Why? Don't get me wrong, I'm not into the Vocaloid personalities either but it is a really rad tool for bands or composers with no other alternative. One of my favorite bands started up by doing songs with Vocaloid lyrics on a Youtube equivalent, and they're incredibly popular now.

It (or she?) sounds awful.

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#10 Posted by DonChipotle (3337 posts) -

@donchipotle said:

I like anime, don't get me wrong.

But fuck Hatsune Miku.

Why? Don't get me wrong, I'm not into the Vocaloid personalities either but it is a really rad tool for bands or composers with no other alternative. One of my favorite bands started up by doing songs with Vocaloid lyrics on a Youtube equivalent, and they're incredibly popular now.

I like my anime girls to be kawaii.

She ain't kawaii.

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#11 Posted by EquitasInvictus (2077 posts) -

This is the best worst thing ever. Oh, Japan! Oh, Dominos!

@cloudenvy: Supercell ♥

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#12 Posted by 49th (3388 posts) -

anime girls dancing on pizza

yep

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#13 Posted by TooWalrus (13379 posts) -

Truly they are just lightyears ahead of us. When will this fantastic (pizza) technology reach our shores? Meh, we'd probably try to mix our Pizza with like, the Family Guy or some shit. Fuck that.

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#14 Posted by gogosox82 (448 posts) -

OMG this is hilarious especially at 1: 40 I thought for sure he gonna start doing the running man. This is why I love Japan.

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#15 Posted by Snail (8831 posts) -

So we blame this on the otaku subculture right?

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#16 Posted by lord_canti (1674 posts) -

when he says Hatsune Miku it sounds like krusty saying "mr black" from that old simpsons episode. anyway dam sick of Hatsune Miku she is EVERYWHERE

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#17 Posted by Snail (8831 posts) -

Also I kinda lost it with that bit that starts at 1:25. It's just too hilarious(?)/creepy. Mostly creepy. I wanted to hide for a bit there.

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#19 Posted by No0b0rAmA (1511 posts) -

@donchipotle said:

I like anime, don't get me wrong.

But fuck Hatsune Miku.

Why? Don't get me wrong, I'm not into the Vocaloid personalities either but it is a really rad tool for bands or composers with no other alternative. One of my favorite bands started up by doing songs with Vocaloid lyrics on a Youtube equivalent, and they're incredibly popular now.

Supercell? I already quite dislike supercell, I can't imagine how awful it sounded with vocaloid.

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#20 Edited by Cloudenvy (5887 posts) -

@cloudenvy: Supercell ♥

Indeed ♥ Shame we'll probably never get another Nagi collab. : (

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At least Koeda is awesome now though.

@no0b0rama: Pretty awesome, actually. BRS is still a classic.

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#21 Edited by Video_Game_King (36565 posts) -

Meh, we'd probably try to mix our Pizza with like, the Family Guy or some shit. Fuck that.

How about some compromise, then?

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#22 Posted by SirOptimusPrime (2043 posts) -

I might be moving to Japan for a few years for a minor/sweet-sweet int'l student cred, and things like this make this decision so easy.

Also, holyshit.

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#23 Posted by chstupid (800 posts) -

This feels like a comedy sketch. It's just to good to be true.

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#24 Posted by Hunter5024 (6662 posts) -

This thread got me to order Dominos. I am ashamed of myself.

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#25 Edited by ArtelinaRose (1992 posts) -

So this is what it's like to live in the future.

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#26 Edited by TheHT (13802 posts) -

brought to you by tim and eric

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#27 Posted by big_jon (6347 posts) -

I hate anime, I hate Domino's, what's not to hate?

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#28 Edited by Miketakon (535 posts) -

Can't wait to have a greasy fart performance!

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#29 Posted by ConfusedOwl (1148 posts) -

An old white business man introducing the new anime app for Domino's. Love it.

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#30 Edited by Bourbon_Warrior (4569 posts) -

OMG the words coming out of that CEO's mouth "Have some fun with Michu!", he will never live this down...

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#31 Edited by Piqued_Interest (66 posts) -

I can't imagine that pitch meeting.

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#32 Posted by Milkman (18759 posts) -

My pizza turning into anime sounds like one of my worst nightmares.

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#33 Edited by Bourbon_Warrior (4569 posts) -

Hope this this guy gets autotuned like this...

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#34 Edited by InfiniteGeass (2150 posts) -

Fuck it. I'd use it.

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#35 Posted by Sanity (2133 posts) -
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#36 Posted by seannao (287 posts) -

Hey sorry about not finding this thread! I must've not used the right search terms. :( sadface.

This is an amazing application and love Scott's line reads and strange, wooden smile.

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#37 Posted by Phatmac (5927 posts) -
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#38 Posted by Draxyle (2003 posts) -

I.. can't even.. what..

The way they chose to present this app.. it needs to be studied so that future generations will understand this "wonder".

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#39 Posted by animathias (1271 posts) -

I honestly thought this was fake until Jeff tweeted that picture and the iTunes link. And you know what, it's weird - but as an ignorant American, everything about Japan seems weird, so this and the way it's presented (especially by an old white guy) might be perfectly fine for the target audience (which obviously, is not me.)

Then again, as someone who works for Domino's, this is extra weird... I really need to get a hold of that Japanese box or a good picture of one......

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#40 Posted by Sploder (918 posts) -
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#41 Edited by TruthTellah (9788 posts) -

They said nothing could kill Hatsune Miku.

Domino's accepted that challenge.

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#42 Posted by Intro (1258 posts) -

What the fuck.

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#43 Edited by LordAndrew (14600 posts) -

Finally! Where can I get this wonderful app so I can start taking photos of myself with Hatsune Miku?

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#44 Edited by Ravenlight (8057 posts) -

I would eat a pizza topped with Hatsune Miku.

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#45 Posted by EquitasInvictus (2077 posts) -

Actually, now that I think about it, this is definitely not the first time Hatsune Miku was used to sell stuff...

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#46 Edited by RollingZeppelin (2426 posts) -

I think I'm turning into an old man cause this all this shit frightens and enrages me!

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#47 Posted by psylah (2286 posts) -

@donchipotle said:

I like anime, don't get me wrong.

But fuck Hatsune Miku.

Why? Don't get me wrong, I'm not into the Vocaloid personalities either but it is a really rad tool for bands or composers with no other alternative. One of my favorite bands started up by doing songs with Vocaloid lyrics on a Youtube equivalent, and they're incredibly popular now.

Because fairly soon, gone will be the days when talent is required to have a band, and instead we will have music that is scientifically and mathematically formulated to be as catchy and addictive as possible, fronted by band members that do not exist.

Google Eguchi Aimi sometime.

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#48 Posted by AngelN7 (3001 posts) -

Wow... the song they made was awful.

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#49 Posted by FunkasaurasRex (855 posts) -

This is simultaneously terrible and amazing. Anime girls on pizza forever.

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#50 Edited by Dethfish (3793 posts) -

This is it! We are finally living in the future!