Thanks to Domino's you can now turn your pizza into anime.

As someone whose weekly diet consists of seven to eight meals comprised entirely of pizza or pizza by product I often find myself asking, "How could this pizza be more entertaining?" No one can argue the convenience of pizza delivery, and the nutritional benefits of pizza have been long documented by the most prestigious of institutes of medical science and food safety.

However, while pizza fills the hole in my stomach it doesn't fill the hole in my soul. Even after I've received and eaten the pizza I feel something missing, I don't feel complete. There's still a yearning there for something more, pizza already fulfills so many of my needs in life, if only it could do just a little bit more.

That all changes today thanks to Domino's Pizza and an exciting new app built for discerning pizza consumers just like me and you.

Take it away Scott.

I like anime, don't get me wrong.

But fuck Hatsune Miku.

Ohh. I don't know how to understand. I can't. I won't. I need pizza, stat. : (

Wuh... Why?? That was fucking terrible.

So, I'm getting the vibe that this is a joke ... or is it?

Japan ...

What's with all the camera angle changes? Is this a smear ad against Domino's?

Why? Don't get me wrong, I'm not into the Vocaloid personalities either but it is a really rad tool for bands or composers with no other alternative. One of my favorite bands started up by doing songs with Vocaloid lyrics on a Youtube equivalent, and they're incredibly popular now.

It (or she?) sounds awful.

I like my anime girls to be kawaii.

She ain't kawaii.

This is the best worst thing ever. Oh, Japan! Oh, Dominos!

@cloudenvy: Supercell ♥

anime girls dancing on pizza

yep

Truly they are just lightyears ahead of us. When will this fantastic (pizza) technology reach our shores? Meh, we'd probably try to mix our Pizza with like, the Family Guy or some shit. Fuck that.

OMG this is hilarious especially at 1: 40 I thought for sure he gonna start doing the running man. This is why I love Japan.

So we blame this on the otaku subculture right?

when he says Hatsune Miku it sounds like krusty saying "mr black" from that old simpsons episode. anyway dam sick of Hatsune Miku she is EVERYWHERE

Also I kinda lost it with that bit that starts at 1:25. It's just too hilarious(?)/creepy. Mostly creepy. I wanted to hide for a bit there.

Supercell? I already quite dislike supercell, I can't imagine how awful it sounded with vocaloid.

Indeed ♥ Shame we'll probably never get another Nagi collab. : (

At least Koeda is awesome now though.

@no0b0rama: Pretty awesome, actually. BRS is still a classic.

How about some compromise, then?

I might be moving to Japan for a few years for a minor/sweet-sweet int'l student cred, and things like this make this decision so easy.

Also, holyshit.

This feels like a comedy sketch. It's just to good to be true.

This thread got me to order Dominos. I am ashamed of myself.

So this is what it's like to live in the future.

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I hate anime, I hate Domino's, what's not to hate?

Can't wait to have a greasy fart performance!

An old white business man introducing the new anime app for Domino's. Love it.

OMG the words coming out of that CEO's mouth "Have some fun with Michu!", he will never live this down...

I can't imagine that pitch meeting.

My pizza turning into anime sounds like one of my worst nightmares.

Hope this this guy gets autotuned like this...

Fuck it. I'd use it.

@bourbon_warrior: That video never gets old.

Hey sorry about not finding this thread! I must've not used the right search terms. :( sadface.

This is an amazing application and love Scott's line reads and strange, wooden smile.

I.. can't even.. what..

The way they chose to present this app.. it needs to be studied so that future generations will understand this "wonder".

I honestly thought this was fake until Jeff tweeted that picture and the iTunes link. And you know what, it's weird - but as an ignorant American, everything about Japan seems weird, so this and the way it's presented (especially by an old white guy) might be perfectly fine for the target audience (which obviously, is not me.)

Then again, as someone who works for Domino's, this is extra weird... I really need to get a hold of that Japanese box or a good picture of one......

They said nothing could kill Hatsune Miku.

Domino's accepted that challenge.

What the fuck.

Finally! Where can I get this wonderful app so I can start taking photos of myself with Hatsune Miku?

I would eat a pizza topped with Hatsune Miku.

Actually, now that I think about it, this is definitely not the first time Hatsune Miku was used to sell stuff...

I think I'm turning into an old man cause this all this shit frightens and enrages me!

Because fairly soon, gone will be the days when talent is required to have a band, and instead we will have music that is scientifically and mathematically formulated to be as catchy and addictive as possible, fronted by band members that do not exist.

Google Eguchi Aimi sometime.

Wow... the song they made was awful.

This is simultaneously terrible and amazing. Anime girls on pizza forever.

This is it! We are finally living in the future!