The closest you've ever gotten to getting laid? (virgins only)

I once stood 10 feet away from my friend getting an erotic hug from this girl in my class.

Indeed, I'm a pathetic, lonely soul.

Is this topic really appropriate here on GiantBomb?

What exactly is an "erotic hug"?  Were they naked or something?

MB, where is that Ban hammer?

"MB? "

Flagged.

Topics like these are what I expect of the internet, and what keeps me going back to it.

" MB, where is that Ban hammer? "

Hahaha, dude you got this, COME GET LAID MY FRIEND!

@The_A_Drain said:

" Flagged. "

*Facepalm* Lock 'er up Mods! Jesus, you guys can't take a joke.

When I sat on the couch next to your dad.

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*Facepalm* Lock 'er up Mods! Jesus, you guys can't take a joke.

"

The fact that this topic exists made my day.

I'm going to lock this down like I lock that gimp in the chest within the shed at the bottom of my garden......
 
This sort of thing is indeed most unwelcome on our boards :)