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I have been having a discussion with some friends on what some of the douchiest names are, but in Swedish, I would love to get an international version :D  
 
Give me your douchiest names :D

Steve Douchemi 
 

haha that´s great :)

I dont know.. what about Jonathan?

Nathan. Nolan. Steven. Corey. Kim.

This is one of the dumbest things I've had to read this past weekend.

How about Hitchenson?

That´s less of a douche name...

Eliza Doucheku

Speaking of Swedish names, I have a duder on steam who I talk and game with alot, he was seeing a girl named Fanny for a while. To us immature Brits that's kinda hilarious.
So many jokes were made about that name when he told me, it was impossible to stop myself.

that is a funny name :D

+1 for Blake. 
 
Also Todd, Travis, Tony, Toby
 
When I'm feeling like a douche you can call me Xander.

" I dont know.. what about Jonathan? "

" Blake. "

Blake's a good one. 
 
Bradford is by far one of the douchiest though.

Lance

Zak. Even though it is my most favorite name.

Tucker. Or, I guess this covers it.  
NSFW, I guess.
 
 

Keith

Brody, Brent, Chad, Jacob, Edward, Todd, and Kyle

 Beatrice, Eugene, Edgar, Boris, Marigold, Primrose and Hubert instantly come to mind.

bradley.

You guys are forgetting arguable the douchiest name of all:
 
Chad

" Brody, Brent, Chad, Jacob, Edward, Todd, and Kyle "

" You guys are forgetting arguable the douchiest name of all:  Chad "

Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilley,  RUSH LIMBAUGH.... can't think of douchier(?) names

" Nathan."

The Situation

Chad is a pretty douche-y name.

We have a kid in our class called Manibharathi Periasamymanjula.

The name Ian just reeks of douche.

Bret/Brent, Chad, Toby, or any douchy-surfer-dude names

Douche Dickinson of Doucheland

Jeff, Ryan, Brad, Vinny, Drew, and especially Dave.
 

Trevor.
 
Bruce.
 
And I have to agree that nothing rolls off the tongue and feels more douchey than Chad.

Chad.
 
No other name is even close.

Dane Cook.

Anyone with a name like Skylar and Brayden.

Chad was the first name that came to mind. Hank, Phillip,and Arthur are pretty bad too.

 
Theres a product called Heinz Spotted Dick
 
 
EDIT:Oh you mean like ''NAMES''?
 
Ok,then probably Xavier,Morgan(no offence to Freeman :D),Wilhelm

" Tucker. Or, I guess this covers it.  
NSFW, I guess.
 
 

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I don't know, people tend to tell me that 'Sebastian' is a douchy name; I don't really see it, but I'm told it's pretentious as hell.

Courtney Love

Crispin