Man fuck I was partying down having a good time with some mates and shit and wanted to go out when mine and my mates misses decided to ge4t hard and grow some nutsacs with nuts in them and front all hard and shit. Me and thems was keen to go to bar 120 and shit and smash some tidal waves down but these bitches grouped together and deciuded to threaten the only thing they realy have on gus; pussy. Now its all go home or I'mma never slip[ you the pickle anymore and shit and I'm the only one thats like nah uh biatch, im an adult/manchild and I'mma stand uyp for myselp and I don't give 2 shits about your vagina and I'mma do what I want and right now that's getting drunk as a skunk and dancing like the biggest dickhead I know in some dank stupid club for no other reason than UI don't want to go home yet and play my Xbox or go to bed. I gots all tomorrow for that shitk, but everyone elses chicks discovered their hearts and grouped together and was all like taxi's hear bitch get in and come home and everyone just jumps in that shit.
Is it just me or is every man just aslave to his vagina. I mean damn, my misses trys that shit every now and then but im just like fuck it, I want to stay up late and play some games, or im just going to go out and hang wityh the brahs, fuck your vagina it's all i was going to do anyway. I don't see why chicks think that they can just get their way all the time, especialll the gf of my mate. She's always in a foul mood, and I joke Around about going out instead of going home and instantly she throws him the stink eye and threatens him about going home and shit. Fuck man, my chick is always doing the same shit, I', just like man I'm going out and if you don;'t like it I guess we aren't that great togetherm, I like achievements motherfucker and spend way too much time going for them and if you don't like it I guess wh aint good together, I'm the biggest man child you've ever seen and refuse to grow up motherfucker, I guess we aint good together... oh you ain't going to give me some.. that's cool, I got youporn loaded up in the other tab anyway, better hope I don't sneak in while your sleeping an bust all over your face shiiiiiiiiieeeeet. Chicks man, sometimess I don't know where they get their shit from, I mean I know they'reall like we carry babies and shit so we're mor important and shit.
I mean withour them the human race could never succeed man, but that's all cause of the supposed male to female deficiency man. I swear there are plenty of good chicks out there without a man, man. They are holding out hope for someone to treat them like some princess or some shit man, they don't knwo the real deal, here's the real deal.... you aint nothing special mother fucker. You are equal to me, you want the dick, maybe less than I want to give it to yuou but you still want it, so who you trying to foool. You want to pretend like your some prize everyone has to fight over, guess what, you end up with the bigests most toughest dickhead around, congradulations. I hope uyou like inhaling the dick. AS I said before I'm fucked up firght now and I don;t know how good my typing is, just got in some arguments with my gf and her friends over having to do what they say just because they're girls and I was like fuck that shit, and trying to lead my guys to the light, some of which were following but some backed down and folded which in turn drew the rest down, now I'm sitting here drunk on the GB furom, seeing "The Drubnk Thread" and posting all kinds of bullshit in here by myself while my gf sleeps off some pissy annoyance at me birthed out of embaressment infront of her friends of supposedly not having me under her thumb like they supposedly had thei'r boyufriends, man I hate this gender jostling bullshit, can't everyone just do wha tehy want... I guess not because females want intamcey with their partners and fuck what they say because it's wrong because they don't have vaginas.
Alright I guess I'll cut this rant down now andg o to bead. I guess I'll wake up tomorrow and see what people jhave replied, probably a bunch of snivelling crap but whatever. I hope I don;t get banned or some shit for posting this shitm it is the drunk thread after all, I mean I ddind just rant this somewhere random, fuck itl. I love giant bome. POST!
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