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#1 Posted by JasonR86 (9657 posts) -

This is the drunk thread.  This is where you can post whatever nonsense you have to say while you are drunk that you feel the rest of the world needs to hear.  So, instead of drunk calling or drunk-texting, drunk post!  Sort of like how this thread is my version of a drunk post.
 
 
...Have fun?

#2 Posted by Wrighteous86 (3782 posts) -

Oh, another one of these this weekend.  Keep drinking and maybe you'll do something a bit more innovative.

#3 Posted by JasonR86 (9657 posts) -

@Wrighteous86
 
 I'm hoping this will become a weekend thread.  That way, us dudes that get drunk will have a continual hub to come back to when we get our stupid-asses drunk.

#4 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4308 posts) -
@Wrighteous86: he doesnt seem drunk, have you noticed that he isnt typing with caps locks and a shitload of spelling mistakes?
#5 Posted by JasonR86 (9657 posts) -

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG
 
Thanks?

#6 Posted by Getz (2997 posts) -

I'll be back next week...

#7 Posted by McGhee (6094 posts) -

What fun is drunk posting if you can't start your own stupid thread with its own stupid title?

#8 Posted by JasonR86 (9657 posts) -

@McGhee_the_Insomniac
 
Well...that's true.

#9 Posted by JJOR64 (18954 posts) -

TACOTACOTACOTACO
 
  

#10 Posted by Tebbit (4460 posts) -

Never again!

#11 Posted by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -

Uhhh No.

#12 Posted by FesteringNeon (2164 posts) -

Most everyone will be too drunk to look for this thread anyway. 
you're drunk, we didn't expect you to think it through.

#13 Posted by Claude (16255 posts) -

Not having a good drunk night, catch you later.
 
  

#14 Posted by Hot_Karl (3309 posts) -
@bukkookkub said:
" Most everyone will be too drunk to look for this thread anyway.  you're drunk, we didn't expect you to think it through. "
This, it's not like I'm gonna be thinking about "hey, where's that drunk thread", I'll just click on the first thread I see and ramble on about stuff.  Unless this was anchored! 
#15 Posted by teh_destroyer (3566 posts) -

I got pretty drunk last night, got home from work about a hour ago and had a couple of mixed drinks but thats about all I am having tonight.

#16 Edited by JasonR86 (9657 posts) -

@teh_destroyer
 
Quitter....

#17 Posted by teh_destroyer (3566 posts) -
@JasonR86 said:
" @teh_destroyer  Quieter.... "
Never, the bottle is running pretty low and I can't buy a new one tomorrow due to it being Sunday..................... :(
#18 Posted by Nadafinga (957 posts) -

I just got back from Karaoke, I sang (among others) Peaches by Presidents of the United States of America. Yeah, I'm pretty drunk.

#19 Posted by big_jon (5723 posts) -

BOOOOOOOBS

But really, I'm not drunk...

#20 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -

i'm drinking booze hurr durr

#21 Posted by Tuddlesworth (114 posts) -

Do any of you kind sirs own a flask?

#22 Posted by ArtelinaRose (1850 posts) -
@JJOR64 said:

" TACOTACOTACOTACO
 
  

"
I don't know if I should feel like this is one of the most amazing things I've seen, or if I should just feel violated.
#23 Posted by kingclaw (757 posts) -

It's kind of hard to find a especiffic thread when I'm drunk. I am going to add this to my favorite pages, I'll be back in a few days.

#24 Posted by Claude (16255 posts) -

I don't remember posting in this thread. I must have been drunk and apparently in a bad mood too.

#25 Posted by JasonR86 (9657 posts) -

Hellooooooo old friend!!!

#26 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6078 posts) -

I got drunk for my 18th birthday last week. It was awesome, i drank mead. Yes, yes, give me all your Skyrim references. But mead is awesome dudes.

#27 Posted by JasonR86 (9657 posts) -

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

I got drunk for my 18th birthday last week. It was awesome, i drank mead. Yes, yes, give me all your Skyrim references. But mead is awesome dudes.

I was going to drink mead, then I took an arrow in the knee.

...I'm drunk, you can't get mad at me people.

#28 Posted by Knave (548 posts) -

HEEEY, YEAH NOW ITS A PARTY UH DUR HERP DERP

#29 Posted by ajamafalous (11959 posts) -

Roommates and I just got super blitzed and went to a minor league hockey game. 
 
 
YES IT WAS AWESOME.

#30 Posted by LastNinja (281 posts) -

I like this idea. When your starting to feel the buzz, what is your go to music? It's gone all Alice in Chains up in here

#31 Posted by Phr4nk0 (349 posts) -

Man fuck I was partying down having a good time with some mates and shit and wanted to go out when mine and my mates misses decided to ge4t hard and grow some nutsacs with nuts in them and front all hard and shit. Me and thems was keen to go to bar 120 and shit and smash some tidal waves down but these bitches grouped together and deciuded to threaten the only thing they realy have on gus; pussy. Now its all go home or I'mma never slip[ you the pickle anymore and shit and I'm the only one thats like nah uh biatch, im an adult/manchild and I'mma stand uyp for myselp and I don't give 2 shits about your vagina and I'mma do what I want and right now that's getting drunk as a skunk and dancing like the biggest dickhead I know in some dank stupid club for no other reason than UI don't want to go home yet and play my Xbox or go to bed. I gots all tomorrow for that shitk, but everyone elses chicks discovered their hearts and grouped together and was all like taxi's hear bitch get in and come home and everyone just jumps in that shit.

Is it just me or is every man just aslave to his vagina. I mean damn, my misses trys that shit every now and then but im just like fuck it, I want to stay up late and play some games, or im just going to go out and hang wityh the brahs, fuck your vagina it's all i was going to do anyway. I don't see why chicks think that they can just get their way all the time, especialll the gf of my mate. She's always in a foul mood, and I joke Around about going out instead of going home and instantly she throws him the stink eye and threatens him about going home and shit. Fuck man, my chick is always doing the same shit, I', just like man I'm going out and if you don;'t like it I guess we aren't that great togetherm, I like achievements motherfucker and spend way too much time going for them and if you don't like it I guess wh aint good together, I'm the biggest man child you've ever seen and refuse to grow up motherfucker, I guess we aint good together... oh you ain't going to give me some.. that's cool, I got youporn loaded up in the other tab anyway, better hope I don't sneak in while your sleeping an bust all over your face shiiiiiiiiieeeeet. Chicks man, sometimess I don't know where they get their shit from, I mean I know they'reall like we carry babies and shit so we're mor important and shit.

I mean withour them the human race could never succeed man, but that's all cause of the supposed male to female deficiency man. I swear there are plenty of good chicks out there without a man, man. They are holding out hope for someone to treat them like some princess or some shit man, they don't knwo the real deal, here's the real deal.... you aint nothing special mother fucker. You are equal to me, you want the dick, maybe less than I want to give it to yuou but you still want it, so who you trying to foool. You want to pretend like your some prize everyone has to fight over, guess what, you end up with the bigests most toughest dickhead around, congradulations. I hope uyou like inhaling the dick. AS I said before I'm fucked up firght now and I don;t know how good my typing is, just got in some arguments with my gf and her friends over having to do what they say just because they're girls and I was like fuck that shit, and trying to lead my guys to the light, some of which were following but some backed down and folded which in turn drew the rest down, now I'm sitting here drunk on the GB furom, seeing "The Drubnk Thread" and posting all kinds of bullshit in here by myself while my gf sleeps off some pissy annoyance at me birthed out of embaressment infront of her friends of supposedly not having me under her thumb like they supposedly had thei'r boyufriends, man I hate this gender jostling bullshit, can't everyone just do wha tehy want... I guess not because females want intamcey with their partners and fuck what they say because it's wrong because they don't have vaginas.

Alright I guess I'll cut this rant down now andg o to bead. I guess I'll wake up tomorrow and see what people jhave replied, probably a bunch of snivelling crap but whatever. I hope I don;t get banned or some shit for posting this shitm it is the drunk thread after all, I mean I ddind just rant this somewhere random, fuck itl. I love giant bome. POST!

#32 Posted by Harkat (1101 posts) -

@Phr4nk0 said:

Man fuck I was partying down having a good time with some mates and shit and wanted to go out when mine and my mates misses decided to ge4t hard and grow some nutsacs with nuts in them and front all hard and shit. Me and thems was keen to go to bar 120 and shit and smash some tidal waves down but these bitches grouped together and deciuded to threaten the only thing they realy have on gus; pussy. Now its all go home or I'mma never slip[ you the pickle anymore and shit and I'm the only one thats like nah uh biatch, im an adult/manchild and I'mma stand uyp for myselp and I don't give 2 shits about your vagina and I'mma do what I want and right now that's getting drunk as a skunk and dancing like the biggest dickhead I know in some dank stupid club for no other reason than UI don't want to go home yet and play my Xbox or go to bed. I gots all tomorrow for that shitk, but everyone elses chicks discovered their hearts and grouped together and was all like taxi's hear bitch get in and come home and everyone just jumps in that shit.

Is it just me or is every man just aslave to his vagina. I mean damn, my misses trys that shit every now and then but im just like fuck it, I want to stay up late and play some games, or im just going to go out and hang wityh the brahs, fuck your vagina it's all i was going to do anyway. I don't see why chicks think that they can just get their way all the time, especialll the gf of my mate. She's always in a foul mood, and I joke Around about going out instead of going home and instantly she throws him the stink eye and threatens him about going home and shit. Fuck man, my chick is always doing the same shit, I', just like man I'm going out and if you don;'t like it I guess we aren't that great togetherm, I like achievements motherfucker and spend way too much time going for them and if you don't like it I guess wh aint good together, I'm the biggest man child you've ever seen and refuse to grow up motherfucker, I guess we aint good together... oh you ain't going to give me some.. that's cool, I got youporn loaded up in the other tab anyway, better hope I don't sneak in while your sleeping an bust all over your face shiiiiiiiiieeeeet. Chicks man, sometimess I don't know where they get their shit from, I mean I know they'reall like we carry babies and shit so we're mor important and shit.

I mean withour them the human race could never succeed man, but that's all cause of the supposed male to female deficiency man. I swear there are plenty of good chicks out there without a man, man. They are holding out hope for someone to treat them like some princess or some shit man, they don't knwo the real deal, here's the real deal.... you aint nothing special mother fucker. You are equal to me, you want the dick, maybe less than I want to give it to yuou but you still want it, so who you trying to foool. You want to pretend like your some prize everyone has to fight over, guess what, you end up with the bigests most toughest dickhead around, congradulations. I hope uyou like inhaling the dick. AS I said before I'm fucked up firght now and I don;t know how good my typing is, just got in some arguments with my gf and her friends over having to do what they say just because they're girls and I was like fuck that shit, and trying to lead my guys to the light, some of which were following but some backed down and folded which in turn drew the rest down, now I'm sitting here drunk on the GB furom, seeing "The Drubnk Thread" and posting all kinds of bullshit in here by myself while my gf sleeps off some pissy annoyance at me birthed out of embaressment infront of her friends of supposedly not having me under her thumb like they supposedly had thei'r boyufriends, man I hate this gender jostling bullshit, can't everyone just do wha tehy want... I guess not because females want intamcey with their partners and fuck what they say because it's wrong because they don't have vaginas.

Alright I guess I'll cut this rant down now andg o to bead. I guess I'll wake up tomorrow and see what people jhave replied, probably a bunch of snivelling crap but whatever. I hope I don;t get banned or some shit for posting this shitm it is the drunk thread after all, I mean I ddind just rant this somewhere random, fuck itl. I love giant bome. POST!

I'm sober and I agree. Thanks for sharing. Giant Bome FTW.

#33 Posted by JammyJesus (770 posts) -

Should probably change this thread to the "I'm sixteen and i love to drink lol! need to tell people loL!" thread.

#34 Posted by Sackmanjones (4687 posts) -
@JammyJesus said:

Should probably change this thread to the "I'm sixteen and i love to drink lol! need to tell people loL!" thread.

This is correct. 
#35 Posted by doobie (605 posts) -

@JammyJesus said:

Should probably change this thread to the "I'm sixteen and i love to drink lol! need to tell people loL!" thread.

don't forget too misspell a couple of words so it makes it look like your really pissed

#36 Posted by LastNinja (281 posts) -

@doobie said:

@JammyJesus said:

Should probably change this thread to the "I'm sixteen and i love to drink lol! need to tell people loL!" thread.

don't forget too misspell a couple of words so it makes it look like your really pissed

Makes me feel bad cause I'm like twice that and thought this was a worthy endeavor. Silly me. Super drunk right now by the way.

#37 Posted by Gringus (65 posts) -

If there's a heroin thread started someone give me a heads up

#38 Posted by JasonR86 (9657 posts) -

@Sackmanjones said:

@JammyJesus said:

Should probably change this thread to the "I'm sixteen and i love to drink lol! need to tell people loL!" thread.

This is correct.

I'm 25. When I'm drunk I just feel I need to express myself. Now that I'm not drunk I feel I need to explain myself. It is the way of things.

@Gringus said:

If there's a heroin thread started someone give me a heads up

I'm not sure you understand how heroin works. You probably wouldn't have the energy to type anything.

#39 Posted by IzzyGraze (850 posts) -

@Phr4nk0 said:

Man fuck I was partying down having a good time with some mates and shit and wanted to go out when mine and my mates misses decided to ge4t hard and grow some nutsacs with nuts in them and front all hard and shit. Me and thems was keen to go to bar 120 and shit and smash some tidal waves down but these bitches grouped together and deciuded to threaten the only thing they realy have on gus; pussy. Now its all go home or I'mma never slip[ you the pickle anymore and shit and I'm the only one thats like nah uh biatch, im an adult/manchild and I'mma stand uyp for myselp and I don't give 2 shits about your vagina and I'mma do what I want and right now that's getting drunk as a skunk and dancing like the biggest dickhead I know in some dank stupid club for no other reason than UI don't want to go home yet and play my Xbox or go to bed. I gots all tomorrow for that shitk, but everyone elses chicks discovered their hearts and grouped together and was all like taxi's hear bitch get in and come home and everyone just jumps in that shit.

Is it just me or is every man just aslave to his vagina. I mean damn, my misses trys that shit every now and then but im just like fuck it, I want to stay up late and play some games, or im just going to go out and hang wityh the brahs, fuck your vagina it's all i was going to do anyway. I don't see why chicks think that they can just get their way all the time, especialll the gf of my mate. She's always in a foul mood, and I joke Around about going out instead of going home and instantly she throws him the stink eye and threatens him about going home and shit. Fuck man, my chick is always doing the same shit, I', just like man I'm going out and if you don;'t like it I guess we aren't that great togetherm, I like achievements motherfucker and spend way too much time going for them and if you don't like it I guess wh aint good together, I'm the biggest man child you've ever seen and refuse to grow up motherfucker, I guess we aint good together... oh you ain't going to give me some.. that's cool, I got youporn loaded up in the other tab anyway, better hope I don't sneak in while your sleeping an bust all over your face shiiiiiiiiieeeeet. Chicks man, sometimess I don't know where they get their shit from, I mean I know they'reall like we carry babies and shit so we're mor important and shit.

I mean withour them the human race could never succeed man, but that's all cause of the supposed male to female deficiency man. I swear there are plenty of good chicks out there without a man, man. They are holding out hope for someone to treat them like some princess or some shit man, they don't knwo the real deal, here's the real deal.... you aint nothing special mother fucker. You are equal to me, you want the dick, maybe less than I want to give it to yuou but you still want it, so who you trying to foool. You want to pretend like your some prize everyone has to fight over, guess what, you end up with the bigests most toughest dickhead around, congradulations. I hope uyou like inhaling the dick. AS I said before I'm fucked up firght now and I don;t know how good my typing is, just got in some arguments with my gf and her friends over having to do what they say just because they're girls and I was like fuck that shit, and trying to lead my guys to the light, some of which were following but some backed down and folded which in turn drew the rest down, now I'm sitting here drunk on the GB furom, seeing "The Drubnk Thread" and posting all kinds of bullshit in here by myself while my gf sleeps off some pissy annoyance at me birthed out of embaressment infront of her friends of supposedly not having me under her thumb like they supposedly had thei'r boyufriends, man I hate this gender jostling bullshit, can't everyone just do wha tehy want... I guess not because females want intamcey with their partners and fuck what they say because it's wrong because they don't have vaginas.

Alright I guess I'll cut this rant down now andg o to bead. I guess I'll wake up tomorrow and see what people jhave replied, probably a bunch of snivelling crap but whatever. I hope I don;t get banned or some shit for posting this shitm it is the drunk thread after all, I mean I ddind just rant this somewhere random, fuck itl. I love giant bome. POST!

Yeah, this is what I was expecting when going into a thread called "the drunk thread".

#40 Posted by DukesT3 (1908 posts) -

stoner thread.

#41 Posted by Gringus (65 posts) -

@JasonR86 said:

@Sackmanjones said:

@JammyJesus said:

Should probably change this thread to the "I'm sixteen and i love to drink lol! need to tell people loL!" thread.

This is correct.

I'm 25. When I'm drunk I just feel I need to express myself. Now that I'm not drunk I feel I need to explain myself. It is the way of things.

@Gringus said:

If there's a heroin thread started someone give me a heads up

I'm not sure you understand how heroin works. You probably wouldn't have the energy to type anything.

Trust me, I know how heroin works. I know all too well.

#42 Posted by LastNinja (281 posts) -

Drunk like shit right now. Still I try to keep my grammar ok. Hay duders

#43 Posted by Village_Guy (2546 posts) -

Sober up fellas.

#44 Posted by crazyleaves (645 posts) -

My neighbor found out he's got the diabetes so I got his bottle of Russian vodka. No idea what it is besides vodka. Shots and beer. I'll check back in in a bit. Hopefully.

#45 Posted by gamefreak9 (2358 posts) -

I feel boring... I used to have so much life... I think my ex drained me

#46 Posted by Brother_PipPop (253 posts) -

Uh UH Uh Uh uh UH uh UH

#47 Posted by VIGGO123 (552 posts) -

@Phr4nk0 said:

Man fuck I was partying down having a good time with some mates and shit and wanted to go out when mine and my mates misses decided to ge4t hard and grow some nutsacs with nuts in them and front all hard and shit. Me and thems was keen to go to bar 120 and shit and smash some tidal waves down but these bitches grouped together and deciuded to threaten the only thing they realy have on gus; pussy. Now its all go home or I'mma never slip[ you the pickle anymore and shit and I'm the only one thats like nah uh biatch, im an adult/manchild and I'mma stand uyp for myselp and I don't give 2 shits about your vagina and I'mma do what I want and right now that's getting drunk as a skunk and dancing like the biggest dickhead I know in some dank stupid club for no other reason than UI don't want to go home yet and play my Xbox or go to bed. I gots all tomorrow for that shitk, but everyone elses chicks discovered their hearts and grouped together and was all like taxi's hear bitch get in and come home and everyone just jumps in that shit.

Is it just me or is every man just aslave to his vagina. I mean damn, my misses trys that shit every now and then but im just like fuck it, I want to stay up late and play some games, or im just going to go out and hang wityh the brahs, fuck your vagina it's all i was going to do anyway. I don't see why chicks think that they can just get their way all the time, especialll the gf of my mate. She's always in a foul mood, and I joke Around about going out instead of going home and instantly she throws him the stink eye and threatens him about going home and shit. Fuck man, my chick is always doing the same shit, I', just like man I'm going out and if you don;'t like it I guess we aren't that great togetherm, I like achievements motherfucker and spend way too much time going for them and if you don't like it I guess wh aint good together, I'm the biggest man child you've ever seen and refuse to grow up motherfucker, I guess we aint good together... oh you ain't going to give me some.. that's cool, I got youporn loaded up in the other tab anyway, better hope I don't sneak in while your sleeping an bust all over your face shiiiiiiiiieeeeet. Chicks man, sometimess I don't know where they get their shit from, I mean I know they'reall like we carry babies and shit so we're mor important and shit.

I mean withour them the human race could never succeed man, but that's all cause of the supposed male to female deficiency man. I swear there are plenty of good chicks out there without a man, man. They are holding out hope for someone to treat them like some princess or some shit man, they don't knwo the real deal, here's the real deal.... you aint nothing special mother fucker. You are equal to me, you want the dick, maybe less than I want to give it to yuou but you still want it, so who you trying to foool. You want to pretend like your some prize everyone has to fight over, guess what, you end up with the bigests most toughest dickhead around, congradulations. I hope uyou like inhaling the dick. AS I said before I'm fucked up firght now and I don;t know how good my typing is, just got in some arguments with my gf and her friends over having to do what they say just because they're girls and I was like fuck that shit, and trying to lead my guys to the light, some of which were following but some backed down and folded which in turn drew the rest down, now I'm sitting here drunk on the GB furom, seeing "The Drubnk Thread" and posting all kinds of bullshit in here by myself while my gf sleeps off some pissy annoyance at me birthed out of embaressment infront of her friends of supposedly not having me under her thumb like they supposedly had thei'r boyufriends, man I hate this gender jostling bullshit, can't everyone just do wha tehy want... I guess not because females want intamcey with their partners and fuck what they say because it's wrong because they don't have vaginas.

Alright I guess I'll cut this rant down now andg o to bead. I guess I'll wake up tomorrow and see what people jhave replied, probably a bunch of snivelling crap but whatever. I hope I don;t get banned or some shit for posting this shitm it is the drunk thread after all, I mean I ddind just rant this somewhere random, fuck itl. I love giant bome. POST!

I tried to read this, but the lines kept blurring, so I gave up afrte a paragrdh or so...

#48 Posted by RedCricketChase (444 posts) -

Ok i had sex w a girl fo r the first time tonite n i dont think im bi im gay. ok

#49 Posted by laserbolts (5317 posts) -

@RedCricketChase said:

Ok i had sex w a girl fo r the first time tonite n i dont think im bi im gay. ok

ok

#50 Posted by RageExpressive (50 posts) -

lol im about to fall off my chair and my head feels so sore so here goes....I LOVE VOKDEEEEE lawlawlawlawl