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#1  Edited By AhmadMetallic

If you have any embarrassing questions, or questions about issues considered common knowledge (which is why you refrain from asking - not wanting to sound naive), this is the place to let it all out! It's about time someone ended all those confusions 


i'll begin with the first question: it's sex related ofcourse - what the hell is circumcision and who does it exactly? i've read about it, yet i still don't know what the process is exactly. and i've seen my share of pornos and all penises look alike, and they look like mine - a long muscle with a red helmet -, so what do circumsized penises look like exactly? is yours circumsized? is mine?  a lot of unanswered questions.


i expect people to come up with funnier questions. that's my only one for now.. think i have one about aids, but i'll keep it for later.

Don't be embarrassed, ask away!



Edit: this thread went completely berzerk! oh well, let's enjoy it while it lasts

EDIT EDIT: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP TALKING ABOUT DICKS! I'M SORRY I ASKED xD
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#2  Edited By tebbit

How is babby formed?

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#3  Edited By Grissefar

How do you perform an OT without absorbing up the yellow essence? I cannot for the life of me figure out of this is possible. I think I might have seen others do it and I think I might have done it myself but I am NOT sure. Please, somebody answer this!

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#4  Edited By guiseppe

Circumcision is the act of removing the foreskin from the penis. Originally a Jewish tradition (I think? It probably goes back further), but is now done in many countries at birth because it's believed that it's "cleaner" and easier to avoid disease that way. As far as I know at least ^^.

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#5  Edited By DanielJW

How girl get pregnant?

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#6  Edited By AhmadMetallic
@Tebbit said:
" How is babby formed? "
@DanielJW said:
" How girl get pregnant? "
that's the spirit !


@guiseppe:  i knew that already, i just don't understand what changes about the penis's looks so much..
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#7  Edited By sameeeeam

Why do people die?

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#8  Edited By guiseppe
@Ahmad_Metallic said:

@guiseppe:  i knew that already, i just don't understand what changes about the penis's looks so much..
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It would be much easier for you to just google it than to have me explain it. It's not a massive difference, just imagine it with a retractable hat or something :P.
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#9  Edited By OllyOxenFree

I can show you if you want...

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#10  Edited By tebbit
@guiseppe said:
" @Ahmad_Metallic said:

@guiseppe:  i knew that already, i just don't understand what changes about the penis's looks so much..
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It would be much easier for you to just google it than to have me explain it. It's not a massive difference, just imagine it with a retractable hat or something :P. "
Who in the fuck owns a retractable hat!?
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#11  Edited By guiseppe

Hahaha, my choice of words were awesome :D.

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#12  Edited By Jimbo
@Tebbit said:
" @guiseppe said:
" @Ahmad_Metallic said:

@guiseppe:  i knew that already, i just don't understand what changes about the penis's looks so much..
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It would be much easier for you to just google it than to have me explain it. It's not a massive difference, just imagine it with a retractable hat or something :P. "
Who in the fuck owns a retractable hat!? "
That guy in Vanquish?
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#13  Edited By crusader8463

Circumcision is disgusting and barbaric. Outside of religious practices most people just do it because they think they are supposed to do it, but I think it's revolting. Anyone who thinks it's ok to cut off a part of a another human beings body for no reason is vile; doubly so when it's a defenceless new born. If the kid grows up and wants to have it done when he is old enough to know what it means then fine, but to force it on new born babies should be made illegal. It's their bodies, and they should be the ones that have a say in what is done to it. No one else has that right.


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#15  Edited By artelinarose
@crusader8463 said:
" Circumcision is disgusting and barbaric. Outside of religious practices most people just do it because they think they are supposed to do it, but I think it's revolting. Anyone who thinks it's ok to cut off a part of a another human beings body for no reason is vile; doubly so when it's a defenceless new born. If the kid grows up and wants to have it done when he is old enough to know what it means then fine, but to force it on new born babies should be made illegal. It's their bodies, and they should be the ones that have a say in what is done to it. No one else has that right.

"
Don't even fucking start.
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#16  Edited By JJWeatherman
@crusader8463 said:

" Circumcision is disgusting and barbaric. Outside of religious practices most people just do it because they think they are supposed to do it, but I think it's revolting. Anyone who thinks it's ok to cut off a part of a another human beings body for no reason is vile; doubly so when it's a defenceless new born. If the kid grows up and wants to have it done when he is old enough to know what it means then fine, but to force it on new born babies should be made illegal. It's their bodies, and they should be the ones that have a say in what is done to it. No one else has that right.
"

Have you come up with some kind of baby translator that you haven't told anyone about?

As for this thread in general: Yo, just use Google. For the love of god, just use google.
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#17  Edited By AhmadMetallic

well this is a thread gone to shit

 i thought it was a neat idea ! oh well 


@drag said:
" abesimpsonwalkinginandout.gif "
haha
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#18  Edited By benpack
@drag said:

" abesimpsonwalkinginandout.gif "

dealwithitdog.gif
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#19  Edited By Slaker117
@JJWeatherman said:
" @crusader8463 said:

" Circumcision is disgusting and barbaric. Outside of religious practices most people just do it because they think they are supposed to do it, but I think it's revolting. Anyone who thinks it's ok to cut off a part of a another human beings body for no reason is vile; doubly so when it's a defenceless new born. If the kid grows up and wants to have it done when he is old enough to know what it means then fine, but to force it on new born babies should be made illegal. It's their bodies, and they should be the ones that have a say in what is done to it. No one else has that right.
"

Have you come up with some kind of baby translator that you haven't told anyone about?

As for this thread in general: Yo, just use Google. For the love of god, just use google.
"
I was circumcised as an infant and wish I hadn't been. The area where the skin was removed feels... awkward during... stimulation. Not sure how to describe it, but suffice it to say I don't like it.
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#20  Edited By JoyfullOFrockets

Is it okay to butt in to someones relationship even if it is your best friend and they clearly need help no matter what advice you give them?

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#21  Edited By crusader8463
@Artemesia said:
" @crusader8463 said:
" Circumcision is disgusting and barbaric. Outside of religious practices most people just do it because they think they are supposed to do it, but I think it's revolting. Anyone who thinks it's ok to cut off a part of a another human beings body for no reason is vile; doubly so when it's a defenceless new born. If the kid grows up and wants to have it done when he is old enough to know what it means then fine, but to force it on new born babies should be made illegal. It's their bodies, and they should be the ones that have a say in what is done to it. No one else has that right.

"
Don't even fucking start. "
I will voice my opinion when I want and where I want to. I'm not breaking any forum rules. You don't like it, don't read it.
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#22  Edited By PrivateIronTFU

Well I guess since we're throwing out opinions here, I'll just say that I'm all for circumcisions. So there.

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#23  Edited By TheGremp
@JoyfullOFrockets said:
" Is it okay to butt in to someones relationship even if it is your best friend and they clearly need help no matter what advice you give them? "
Is it OK to ask an extremely vague question and expect a legitimate answer?
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#24  Edited By JoyfullOFrockets
@TheGremp said:
" @JoyfullOFrockets said:
" Is it okay to butt in to someones relationship even if it is your best friend and they clearly need help no matter what advice you give them? "
Is it OK to ask an extremely vague question and expect a legitimate answer? "
Guess not. Sorry then.
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#25  Edited By mrv321
@TheGremp said:
" @JoyfullOFrockets said:
" Is it okay to butt in to someones relationship even if it is your best friend and they clearly need help no matter what advice you give them? "
Is it OK to ask an extremely vague question and expect a legitimate answer? "
We have top men on it.

Top men said 'Yes' to both questions.
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#26  Edited By positrark
@ Ahmad_Metallic : Your penis is circumsized according to your description of it, since you can always see the red "helmet" and it looks similar to those of porn stars. Whether people choose to circumsize their children greatly depends on which country they live in. In the United States it is common practice to do this, while in Western Europe, e.g. in Norway where I live, it's really rare unless you are Jewish or something. There is really no clear benefit to circumsizion as it has been shown to reduce sexual pleasure and studies seem to indicate that the procedure is painful for the newborn, often sending them into shock. Then again I doubt the circumsizion trend in America will stop, since parents will want their children to fit in. Having a different looking penis seems like a good way to attract ridicule in puberty.
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#27  Edited By Hizang

I pleasured other people that have been circumsised and people who haven't, I prefer people who have...
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#28  Edited By positrark
@Hizang: You're gay?
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#29  Edited By benpack
@Positrark said:
" @GlenTennis: Your penis is circumsized according to your description of it, since you can always see the red "helmet" and it looks similar to those of porn stars. Whether people choose to circumsize their children greatly depends on which country they live in. In the United States it is common practice to do this, while in Western Europe, e.g. in Norway where I live, it's really rare unless you are Jewish or something. There is really no clear benefit to circumsizion as it has been shown to reduce sexual pleasure and studies seem to indicate that the procedure is painful for the newborn, often sending them into shock. Then again I doubt the circumsizion trend in America will stop, since parents will want their children to fit in. Having a different looking penis seems like a good way to attract ridicule in puberty. "
Why are you relaying this info to me?
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#30  Edited By mrv321
@Hizang said:
" I pleasured other people that have been circumsised and people who haven't, I prefer people who have... "
And I've pleasured a cammal... litrally. DON'T TRY IT.
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#31  Edited By Hizang
@Positrark:
Indeed, otherwise I wouldn't be telling you how I pleasured two types of penises now would I :P
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#32  Edited By SeriouslyNow
@crusader8463 said:
" Circumcision is disgusting and barbaric.

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So is your face. And your mom's.
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#33  Edited By positrark
@GlenTennis:  Sorry about that ;). I meant to reply to the OP. I've modified the post.
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#34  Edited By Flaboere

Circumcision is awesome. It made me able to fuck!

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#35  Edited By craigbo180

I like how this has become circumcision: the thread.

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#36  Edited By positrark
@Hizang: Very true ;). The initial post was just kinda brief so I became curious.
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#37  Edited By Hizang

Although when it comes to pleasuring myself, I am happy I'm not circumsised :)

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#38  Edited By positrark
@Flaboere:  If you think that made you able to fuck then Sexual Education clearly wasn't taught enough at your school.
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#39  Edited By PrivateIronTFU
@Hizang said:
"

Although when it comes to pleasuring myself, I am happy I'm not circumsised :)

"
Wow. Thanks for going the extra mile with this topic. I think I'll follow you now.
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#40  Edited By wrighteous86
@GlenTennis said:
" Why are you relaying this info to me? "
Oh, I think you know why...

@Positrark: Is it less common to be circumcised in Britain/Spain/France too? That's interesting, I've never heard that, but it makes sense. Head over there and pull down someone's pants to confirm for me.
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#41  Edited By AhmadMetallic
@craigbo180 said:
" I like how this has become circumcision: the thread. "
i think i like it too
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#42  Edited By MeierTheRed
@Tebbit said:
" How is babby formed? "
@DanielJW said:
" How girl get pregnant? "
MBMBAM
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#43  Edited By ReapersPuppy

is it ok for ur bf to not talk to u for a week & ignore ur calls then randomly call & act like everythings cool?
also how the hell do you smoke a joint when it gets super tiny an starts to burn you?
for that last question do tweezers really help?


and done.. =|

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#44  Edited By nintendoeats

So...getting your guitar setup by a professional every year...Do people actually do that? Am I going to look like an idiot if I take my guitars in to the local place? Also, am I supposed to be able to adjust the bridge to eliminate fret buzz? I'm having a hell of a time with it and kind of just want to bring it to a professional so I don't have to worry about it any more.

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#45  Edited By blueduck
@ReapersPuppy said:
" is it ok for ur bf to not talk to u for a week & ignore ur calls then randomly call & act like everythings cool?also how the hell do you smoke a joint when it gets super tiny an starts to burn you?for that last question do tweezers really help? and done.. =| "
Don't use tweezers useless you wanna be LAME! Just take it out and put it in a bowl.
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#46  Edited By ReapersPuppy
@blueduck said:
" @ReapersPuppy said:
" is it ok for ur bf to not talk to u for a week & ignore ur calls then randomly call & act like everythings cool?also how the hell do you smoke a joint when it gets super tiny an starts to burn you?for that last question do tweezers really help? and done.. =| "
Don't use tweezers useless you wanna be LAME! Just take it out and put it in a bowl. "
haha yea I've been trying to avoid using tweezers but my friend was like why not lots of ppl do it!
so its a tempting thought but I'd feel fukn ridiculous =P
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#47  Edited By DeeGee
@Wrighteous86 said:

@Positrark: Is it less common to be circumcised in Britain/Spain/France too? That's interesting, I've never heard that, but it makes sense. Head over there and pull down someone's pants to confirm for me.
"
In Britain, circumcision is almost an alien idea. I've never met anyone in my life who's had it done, apart from a few Jewish fellows.
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#48  Edited By Example1013
@nintendoeats said:
" So...getting your guitar setup by a professional every year...Do people actually do that? Am I going to look like an idiot if I take my guitars in to the local place? Also, am I supposed to be able to adjust the bridge to eliminate fret buzz? I'm having a hell of a time with it and kind of just want to bring it to a professional so I don't have to worry about it any more. "
Just find an instructor who also does work on guitars, and who's friends with someone you know, so you can get a discount on the work. Or you could learn how to do it yourself, using the internet or a book. Practice makes perfect!

I will tell you that fret buzz means the neck height needs to be altered, which likely involves turning the truss rod. You might want to go over this with a professional for at least the first time, because getting a new truss rod can cost as much as just buying a new guitar, assuming it's a low-end model, so you don't want to break it.

Look online to see if you can find any manual for your guitar that discusses what the neck height should be (you'll need a small ruler, since it'll be in millimeters, and getting one that's actually made for the job is the best idea; do some google work imo). Then you'll want to figure out which way of turning the truss rod bends the neck in which direction, and decide which way you need to go to get the correct measurements.

By the way, the truss rod adjusts the neck to either be convex or concave, in relation to the strings. So any info on what heights the fretboard should be at will give you 3 measurements, for the different locations you're supposed to measure at. Again, going over this with someone who knows what they're doing is ideal.
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#49  Edited By Example1013
@ReapersPuppy said:
" is it ok for ur bf to not talk to u for a week & ignore ur calls then randomly call & act like everythings cool?also how the hell do you smoke a joint when it gets super tiny an starts to burn you?for that last question do tweezers really help? and done.. =| "
You seriously don't know? When the joint gets too small to smoke, it's called a "roach". At that point you put out the joint (or "roach it"), and save it for later use in a bong.
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#50  Edited By nintendoeats
@example1013: Thanks for the info. Unfortunately both of my main guitars (and the specific one I'm having trouble with) are one-of-a-kind, and I have no interest in wrecking them by jacking with the truss-rod. I'll probably take them into the shop when I have some dosh.