The GiantBomb GiantStory.... - Off-Topic

#1 Posted by Stevokenevo (572 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Feel free to contribute the next line to the story:

In the world of cyberspace, a bomb went off effecting thousands of people around the globe....

#2 Edited by SonicBomb (686 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Stevokenevo said:

"Feel free to contribute the next line to the story:

In the world of cyberspace, a bomb went off effecting thousands of people around the globe...."

Except Emma Watson. She was the only one left when.........

#3 Posted by Curfew (150 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Will Smith Came out of no where and.....

#4 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3705 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

#5 Posted by Stevokenevo (572 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

prompting a huge battle for supremacy between....

#6 Edited by BiffMcBlumpkin (3705 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Emma Watson and Will Smith.

The End.

#7 Edited by DaveDog (57 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

...was near, as the ground shock wildly, suddenly chuck Norris appeared and...

#8 Posted by SonicBomb (686 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

DaveDog said:

"...was near, as the ground shock wildly, suddenly chuck Norris appeared and..."

Did a belly roll. So Emma........

#9 Posted by DaveDog (57 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

...is like: wtf man, get the hell outta here (with a extremely annoying English accent) So she turned away and said...

#10 Posted by SonicBomb (686 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

DaveDog said:

"...is like: wtf man, get the hell outta here (with a extremely annoying English accent) So she turned away and said..."

Why So Serious? So Chick Norris round Kick her and...............

#11 Edited by BlindEffekt (917 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

SonicBomb said:

." Why So Serious? So Chick Norris round Kick her and..............."

Zombies ate Chuck Norris, emma screamed as she...

#12 Posted by Nude_Dude (1076 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

BlindEffekt said:

"SonicBomb said:
." Why So Serious? So Chick Norris round Kick her and..............."
Zombies ate Chuck Norris, emma screamed as she..."

got her myspace account hacked >___>

#13 Posted by SonicBomb (686 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Nude_Dude said:

"BlindEffekt said:
"SonicBomb said:
." Why So Serious? So Chick Norris round Kick her and..............."
Zombies ate Chuck Norris, emma screamed as she..."

got her myspace account hacked >___>"

So Emma went back to the UK to...........

#14 Posted by Stevokenevo (572 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

hatch a dastedly plan involving a monocle, professor layton and 15........

#15 Posted by randiolo (1027 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

transvestites..but their was a problem..on the other side of the globe...the lead singer of the vengaboys..

#16 Posted by Stevokenevo (572 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

had issued a warrant out for the arrest of luchadeer!! This angered....

#17 Posted by BlindEffekt (917 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Ricky Martin, so he released an album entitled....

#18 Posted by ItalyCanadian9 (1673 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

BlindEffekt said:

"Ricky Martin, so he released an album entitled...."

And the album sucked so....

#19 Posted by Termite (2393 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Optimus Prime started singing "It's my life" by Bon Jovi...

#20 Posted by FesteringNeon (2101 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

and then Optimus Prime decided to feast on a plethora of diapers, consisting of the e-coli type defication layers of waste brought forth by the Candy Mountain crew. While Optimus tickled his left brain, he actually found out that he was a post-menapausal woman trapped into a large robotic love thrust, of a body. While researching his family history for any previous alterations that may have been made he stumbled upon...

#21 Posted by xplodedd (1316 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

pimping new cars...

#22 Posted by Stevokenevo (572 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

from the corpses of 'big foot' and........

#23 Posted by ItalyCanadian9 (1673 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Stevokenevo said:

"from the corpses of 'big foot' and........"

The Joker...

#24 Posted by BlindEffekt (917 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Screamed for joy as he brought some ice cream, he noticed it tasted like....

#25 Posted by atejas (3057 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

BlindEffekt said:

"Screamed for joy as he brought some ice cream, he noticed it tasted like...."

frosted butts.

#26 Posted by HazBazz (1901 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

and then moot saw this stupid thread on Giant Bomb and said

#27 Posted by jaydough (232 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

and my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air"

#28 Posted by Stevokenevo (572 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

WHIPSELECT! There is no way you can......

#29 Edited by MasterSplinter (636 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

leave without putting your phone on vibrate.

#30 Posted by Solid_SnakeXx (1771 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

and jerking off to IC9

MasterSplinter said:

"leave without putting your phone on vibrate

#31 Posted by ItalyCanadian9 (1673 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Solid_SnakeXx said:

"and jerking off to IC9

MasterSplinter said:

"leave without putting your phone on vibrate
"

So IC9 said Leave me alone.......

#32 Posted by Solid_SnakeXx (1771 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

ItalyCanadian9 said:

"Solid_SnakeXx said:
"and jerking off to IC9

MasterSplinter said:

"leave without putting your phone on vibrate
"
So IC9 said Leave me alone......."

So did Britney spears, but the people didnt stop

#33 Posted by Stevokenevo (572 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

poppin fools until.....

#34 Posted by henjin (829 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

dumplings were served at

#35 Posted by HazBazz (1901 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

MC Hammer's house in the middle of

#36 Posted by ItalyCanadian9 (1673 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

HazBazz said:

"MC Hammer's house in the middle of"

His pool so....

#37 Posted by Verdugo (2002 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

He snatched em up and said "Can't Touch This"....

#38 Posted by MasterSplinter (636 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Verdugo said:

"He snatched em up and said "Can't Touch This"...."

unless you give me 50 euros and a Dorito to...

#39 Posted by hazelnutman (1097 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

...shove in my pants. So MC Hammer went outside and...

#40 Posted by Verdugo (2002 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

#41 Posted by ItalyCanadian9 (1673 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Verdugo said:

"
bribe a fat German boy named...
"

Dirk Nowiski and said........

#42 Posted by toxicEnchiliada (331 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Adolf Hitler

#43 Posted by Verdugo (2002 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Is a douchebag with a great mustache, do you agree? If you don't, I shall sit on you...

#44 Posted by mr_korean (610 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Verdugo said:

"Is a douchebag with a great mustache, do you agree? If you don't, I shall sit on you..."

While eating a giant banana named...

#45 Posted by MasterSplinter (636 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Don Quixote. So Dirk Nowitzki took a bottle opener and..

#46 Posted by BlindEffekt (917 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Took over a whole country. He named it....

#47 Posted by Meowayne (6084 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

These threads always have the potential to be great, but always fail because idiots contribute. O well.

#48 Posted by Stevokenevo (572 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Despite being the longest name for a country in the world, Dirk Nowitzki stood his ground against the Chuck Norris mutated zombie apocalypse, resulting in........

#49 Posted by Solid_SnakeXx (1771 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

The end of the world

/thread

#50 Posted by serbsta (1867 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

And the end of Giant Bomb...