The greatest pick up line ever.

What is the greatest pick up line ever? I think it goes something like this.

I'm going to love you like a snowstorm. I'll give you 8 to 10 inches and you won't be able to leave the house for days.

@jz: that's pretty great.

Be prepared for a flurry of "don't be a sexist asshole" lines though. Giant Bomb doesn't have a sense of humour, only a sense of irony.

Hahaha! That made me smile.

Do you work at the lumber yard? Because you've been giving me wood all day.

Drive it hard.

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd like to tap that ass!

*cough*

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I deleted all my terrible ones, don't you worry.

"Would you like to come back to my place for sex and coffee, oops! Did I say coffee."

Was always great to translate that to other languages while in Europe, always got at least a smile.

"You're popular, right? Well, popularity leads to intimacy..."

Persona 4 is awesome.

@toowalrus:

Bud Light Lime: For those times when you want your HPV to be a surprise.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in!

I'll see myself out.

Pick up lines are fucking stupid.

Nice shoes. Let's fuck.

"Hi. My name is Dane. I think you are stunningly beautiful and I would like a chance to get to know you better."

This is the most successful line I have ever used.

You make me harder than Super Meat Boy.

Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

"Your drink looks nice, can I try some?"

Honestly, even if she says no you have a reason to talk to her. Now all you have to do is not be an inept asshole, and have an actual human conversation.

just walk up and say "SUP?" real loud and tilt your head up and to the side and start nodding.

That damn thread, fuck.

Never. Use. Pick up lines.

"here, smell this"

[mash chloroform soaked napkin in face]

Okay, this is the only pick up line you should ever use.

I put the S-T-D in Stud, now all I need is U.

"Would you like to sit on my face?"

How you like your eggs? Fried or fertilized? The way you move your hips girl make me hypnotized.

Hmmm, I see what you're saying, but I'd still rather try the chloroform.

One that worked for me was: "Wanna go make out in my room?"

It's all in the delivery

Hey, my dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

Did it hurt? When I fell on you from Heaven?

Strap it on.

Girl, if I was in charge of the alphabet, D would come after V.

Aren't you that girl from teen mom? No? Do you wanna be?

Driving and my penis... they are both hard for you.

I put the STD in Stud, now all I need is you.

i am so sorry never again

Hey, are you about a size 14?

There's 21 letters in the alphabet, right?

*she'll say, "No. 26."*

Oh right. I forgot. U R A QT.

If that fails, try the archeologist line. "Are you an archeologist? Because I have a large bone for you to examine." Be careful with this one. It works 100% of the time and should only be used as a last resort.

Works well: Hello or hi there.

@epicsteve said:

Girl, you must be Jamaican. Someone told me that your parents are from Jamaica, so you are clearly of Jamaican descent.

A dude that is a semi celebrity around my parts used this one on a girl I know "If you were a flower, you'd be the most beautiful flower in the flower bed."

Heeeey GuRL! You wanna go for a ride? On my D!CK!

GET IN ME WHEELBARROW YOU CHEEKY MINX.

(Not entirely sure if that counts. Also I think it's from the mighty boosh)

This is the best topic. Thank you all.

Did it hurt when you fell out of hea-WANNA HAVE SEX?!?!

Flash large rolls of money and they will do anything. Boy or girl. Money talks louder then any pick up line.

@atramentous: I smiled. Please tell me you are a girl or I have to rethink a few things about myself.

If you we're a Pikmin, I'll pick you first!

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Want to be my girlfrien? Don't worry about the d I'll give that to you later ;)

I know it isn't a pick up line, but for some reason this came straight to mind: