What is the greatest pick up line ever? I think it goes something like this.
I'm going to love you like a snowstorm. I'll give you 8 to 10 inches and you won't be able to leave the house for days.
Girl, if I was in charge of the alphabet, D would come after V.
Aren't you that girl from teen mom? No? Do you wanna be?
Driving and my penis... they are both hard for you.
I put the STD in Stud, now all I need is you.
i am so sorry never again
There's 21 letters in the alphabet, right?
*she'll say, "No. 26."*
Oh right. I forgot. U R A QT.
If that fails, try the archeologist line. "Are you an archeologist? Because I have a large bone for you to examine." Be careful with this one. It works 100% of the time and should only be used as a last resort.
Use your keyboard!
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